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As per usual, trying too hard or not hard enough. Meh

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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have we been docked 10 points yet? #EFC www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Man City charges latest: City found guilty of majority of 115 financial rule breaches
The club, which denies all wrongdoing, is accused of breaching the Premier League's financial rules between 2009 and 2018.
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s not everyday that you see a Sinclair C5 in traffic
Sinclair C5 looking very small beside cars
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you are in London in October, or near enough to visit, i have good news! I am bloody THRILLED to announce ROGUE TROOPER will be part of the London Film Festival! whatson.bfi.org.uk/LFF/Online/d...
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Rogue Trooper | BFI London Film Festival 2026
Duncan Jones brings the beloved 2000 AD comic strip to life with an all-guns-blazing sci-fi animation, about a soldier in a dystopian future who is sent on an impossible mission.
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Very proud that the Teenager is GM’ing his third D&D session of the Summer Hols. He’s got dramatic music going for a battle etc. I did however just hear a harmonica and I’m not sure what this indicates Pic: Rick Hershey #DND #RPG
A Human Warrior, a Dwarf Fighter and an Elven Archer descend the stairs in a dungeon. A room of Orcs await them. 

The Harmonica is hidden from sight.
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have the title music to “kick start’ in my head. The 1980’s tv program about motocross obstacle competitions. I haven’t thought about it for a very, very long time. Whhhhhyyyy? youtu.be/8jY1zL0PTY0
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Kick Start Opening Credits
YouTube video by The 80s Quadrant
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh Bugger, Jims done prep… About to tell those pesky Lunars to do one from the Pavis Orlanth temple after a successful Heroquest to get there. With @thatmartin.bsky.social @tashmakesstuff.bsky.social and our illustrious GM @jimjimthegrim.bsky.social #Glorantha #Runequest #RPG
Pre game map pic sent out by GM showing us surrounded and not a single giant one shot figure in sight. 

Yikes
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
UK Government Alert: The BBQ inspector will be with you shortly
The Traffic Warden from Threads on the cover of the Radio Times from 1984
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Congratz to the team for yesterdays Sun reboot. <2hrs downtime. Full Illumination has been restored. Update: Sun is “running a bit hot.” Rollback to pre-Summer release being considered by Management. Note: Update does not impact users in Scotland. Photo Credit:Christian Hartmann/Reuters
Picture shows the eclipse in Spain at totality. Shadows of people watching on a hill. 
 
Photo Credit:Christian Hartmann/Reuters
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 10/08/2026
NEWS! How about also blessing the rains down in England, nation asks Toto newsthump.com/2026/08/10/h...
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How about also blessing the rains down in England, nation asks Toto
With much of England having seen record-low rainfall over the last couple of months, and with another heatwave due to start on Wednesday, many citizens have called upon American soft rock band Toto…
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It would seem to appease the Rain Gods, all I had to do is plan a day out and leave a piece of furniture outside for collection. Now raining for the first time in ages in South London.
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Back in Blighty. Its looked a bit parched from up above
View from a plane over central London with the River Thames flowing past all the landmarksView from a plane of Essex looking very dried out. Patchwork of yelow fields with the only green being woods. 

Lots of low level clumps of white cloudView from a plane of South End, Essex and the start of the Thames Estuary
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Red Tower under a Golden Moon My riff on "Structure 121231" by Suguru Tanaka A Red Tower, massive blocks with darkened windows. Seems at odds with the dark landscape which is trying to grow into it. Above it is a Golden moon and a star speckled sky.
Red Tower under a Golden Moon

My riff on "Structure 121231" by Suguru Tanaka

A Red Tower, massive blocks with darkened windows. Seems at odds with the dark landscape which is trying to grow into it.

Above it is a Golden moon and a star speckled sky.
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Bugger. Back to plan A then. Come on Spain 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸 Don’t let these fouling bastards win again
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yes, yes- very good argument, but can I counter with him having to award the Trophy to England whilst our fans belt out: "He's fat with piles, he's in the Epstein files, Trump the cunt, Trump the cunt!" “England boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender."
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What a beautiful message. If only the media highlighted this type of dignity rather than the divisive negativity that some politicians prefer, the world would be a better place.
norwayambassador1

Congratulations to England! H
Wishing you and your amazing fans all the best in the semi-finals.
Our World Cup journey ends here, but respect remains.Vikings & Saxons share a long history, & in many ways, we're family. a
As I promised,if Norway fell tonight, l'd proudly stand behind England for the rest of the tournament. Bring the World Cup home for the sons of Vikings and Saxons!
On behalf of Norwegians -good luck, cousins.
A Come on, England! EKH-
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Good Smile Company @en.goodsmile.com · 09/06/2026
Preorders open now! Good Smile Company Cowboy Bebop MODEROID DX-SCALE 1/48 Swordfish II/MODEROID 1/72 Swordfish II From "Cowboy Bebop" come plastic models of Spike Spiegel's beloved Swordfish II! Preorder: goodsmile.link/j1Ft2i #goodsmile
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Vladimir & the Defenestrators say they could fill in at the 250 celebrations so long as they can meet Vanilla Ice
Vlad at his keyboard practising furiously

Vladimir & the Defenestrators say they could fill in at the 250 celebrations so long as they can meet Vanilla Ice
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Chelsea Cristene Bock @chelseacristene.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I was trying to explain what ChatGPT is to my mom (she thought it was a messaging app) and after my explanation and some thought, she volunteered, “Oh, so it’s the magic mirror in the beginning of Snow White when it only tells the queen what she wants to hear.” Perfect analogy.
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
And so begins the competition for who will have the best stadium in the Championship #FootOfTheBall #EFC #THFC #WHU
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The Teenager has his first written GCSE exam tomorrow afternoon. Drama! The subject not the verb! He’s already done the Drama piece for the examiner & his French oral. Got exams until mid June now.
A red emergency exit door with Japanese characters that really say “Evacuation ladder” but have been translated as “Panic Careully”

Sage advice for anyone about to start their exams.
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Have voted whilst I still can. 🗳️ Even remembered to take my ID. When are we getting rid of that “ID required for voting” silliness then?
Cover of the Star Wars Andor Art book.

Not a comment on our times in any shape or form 👀
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Considering my next career move for when the oil runs out and AI has taken my job. Who’s in?
Indeed job advert with a pirate ship looking for a crew
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Just finished watching “The Lead Children” on Netflix. It’s a good watch. Based on a true story of how a Lead Smelter was poisoning the local children in Szopienice, Poland in the 70s and how politics hid air and ground pollution. A new Doctor fights for the local populous. youtu.be/phN7tqYaa08
A Woman Doctor in front of a factory with tall chimneys spewing back smoke into the air
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I remember reading Vernor Vinge’s novel “A Deepness in the Sky” where a character used forgotten utilities buried deep in systems to take over the ship. Now real life is imitating art >> CVE 2026.32746 - using Telnet Critical Vulnerability to get into systems. Typically run as root Telnet ffs
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a cartoon of a penguin wearing a cowboy hat with the words i am the danger above him
Alt: a cartoon of a penguin wearing a cowboy hat with the words i am the danger above him
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
To misquote Betjeman “Come friendly drones fall on Dubai influencers”
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🦌 The Deer Whisperer 🦌 @thedeerwhisperer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Artemis II moving out of the Vehicle Assembly Building on its way to the launch pad. Launch for the first trip to the Moon in more than 50 years is scheduled for February 6. 📸 NASA
A large rocket in an even larger building
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gorilla.bas @brassicgamer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
If you're in the UK and have Facebook, a woman is giving away her late father's PDP-8/L based in Bristol. Schematics included. www.facebook.com/share/p/1A95...
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Been chilling out, but also got my act together to paint the Wife a Birthday card. She loves the Autumn and Winter. Cottage in the sunset beyond the frosted grass. Could be our home one day.
A painting depicting a Cottage in the bright yellow, red and orange sunset beyond the purple and blue frosted grass. It is flanked by large leafless trees that have snow in their branches.
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
New advent calendar gift for the teenager
A white enamel circular badge with a cartoon fantasy warrior holding up a sword with the words:

“I'M NOT PROCRASTINATING

I'M DOING SIDE QUESTS”
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Anything can be an Advent calendar, you just need to put the effort in.
Anything can be an Advent calendar, you just need to put the effort in.

Left picture shows a crow bar, the right hand one shows a parcel collection point that looks like a big advent calendar
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Nearest we will get to one in London
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Just about to watch Running Man at the flicks. Nice little afternoon off from the chaos at work.
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The most Evertonist of Everton wins I’ve seen in ages #EFC
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Has anyone added Cloudflare to the cursed CV yet?
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Catch up drink with folks from a start up I worked at 20 year ago. All still wonderful. Remembering all the crap we got up to and those no longer with us. Now eating a Kebab on the Tube home. Bliss
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Sent to me by a mate whose Birthday is tomorrow. I think he’s dropping a hint. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Screen shot of a life size Thunderbird 3 at Humberside Airport. F A B
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
September 30 vs. October 1
Beaker the Muppet on September 30 in his normal guiseBeaker the Muppet on October 1st in his Halloween guise - the Meeping Angel
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Jeez. VAR is bad enough, now they are bringing time travel into the Premier League?
A screen shot of the BBC Sports website where it says:

A dour encounter looked to be heading for a draw until the Hungarian curved a magnificent strike past Arsenal keeper from 30 years in front of an exultant Kop after 83 minutes.”

VAR IS bad enough withouty introducing time travel as well.
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Good result there. Covering the Everton goalmouth in cling film has worked a treat. #EFC
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The Premier League Trophy was at work today. Probably as close as I or my Everton are gonna get to it this season
Premier League Trophy all shined up on a plinth
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I was able to see the Étretat, L'Aiguille et la Porte d'Aval by Monet at the Art Gallery of Ontario. Not his first painting of the subject, but the only one on a wardrobe door from a local hotel. I expect he lost his security deposit
Étretat, L'Aiguille et la Porte d'Aval by Monet at the Art Gallery of Ontario. 

Cliff with an arch an a Needle rock with the sea painted in Monet’s Impressionistic style of concentrating on the light and the colour.

Not his first painting of the subject, but the only one on a wardrobe door from a local hotel. 

I expect he lost his security deposit
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Went up the CN Tower for the sunset
CN Tower from the groundView from CN Tower looking NorthSun nearing the horizon from the CN TowerSun about to dip below the horizon in a view across Toronto from the CN Tower
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
[Scene is a DAD driving a car, stopped at traffic lights, with SON in the back seat. Music is playing on the car stereo]

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SON:
Hey dad, who’s this song by?

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DAD:
Oh it’s the Wild Young Youth Band! 

SON:
It’s actually pretty good…

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VOICE FROM OFF SCENE:

STOP RIGHT THERE

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DAD:
Who the hell are you

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[A man dressed like a sad old Britpop version of the GREEN CROSS CODE MAN has appeared by the car. He says:]

I’m BAND REVIVAL SAFETY MAN.

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BRSM:
Your son is currently looking up videos of the Wild Young Youth Band from 30 years ago…

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BRSM:
Their peak-period sound and hey-day good looks are forming a solid image in his young mind.

[Show the boy googling the band on a phone - they look young, lean and beautiful]

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BRSM:
Have you considered what will happen to him when the Wild Young Youth Band inevitably… 

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REFORM?

[Show empty stage on a news video on the phone screen]
News ticker headline:
Wild Young Youth Band Comeback Gig

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[Onto the stage walk the band, old, bald, wrinkly]

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Show a diagram of the boy’s head and brain. Annotations tell us his YOUNG BRAIN is suffering INSTANT EXISTENTIAL SHOCK by the apprehension of TIME’S CEASELESS MARCH 


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BRSM:
Quick, put an artist under 30 on

DAD:
I DON’T KNOW ANY

[ends]
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I see WeTransfer is doing the “What's Yours is Mine and What's Mine is Mine” thing
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
New pots available now! www.roseschmits.com
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
2010: ODYSSEY TWO (1982) Acrylic on Illustration Board - 30" x 20" When legendary publisher Judy-Lynn del Rey asked me to do the cover to the sequel to 2001 by Arthur C. Clarke she said, "What we're looking for here is a 'big book look.'" 1/4
A silhouette of a baby rendered in hazy blues is laid over the planet Jupiter with only a sliver of stormy surface showing against starry space. An obelisk filled with stars is positioned over both—transparent where it overlays the baby's eyes and nose. A long slender spaceship with spherical nose section dominates the foreground. Pointed away from the planet and positioned within reach of Starchild's clasped hands, the ship resembles a baby rattle.
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Joem2go @joem2go.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Once you have a King or Queen, its very hard to get rid of them. We should know
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Animal Photo Reference Repository @animalphotorefs.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I wanted people to have access to accurate animal images: for art, for research, and because sometimes you need to look ag a bunch of lizards for your mental health. Made this AI free repository of free-use reference images out of years of my photography. www.animal-photo-references.com
animal-photo-references.com
Animal Photo Reference Repository
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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Here we have a Mimic in it's natural surroundings - a ruined castle!!
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Remember this image every time someone tells you that protesters are "hurting their cause." Those people are the red bars. In 40 years, we'll look back at them the same way.
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