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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Another episode of the Champions to watch....

New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hmmm - my punishment for Man City would be retaining Premier Status but Premier Division North West Counties Football League. And here we are to see Man City start their campaign at 'The Bowl'; the home ground of FC Isle of Man. Next week, they play host to Ramsbottom United.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Seeing The Molotovs last night was like seeing the kids all grown up, we first saw them when they were 13 or 14 at our local music festival and they were already standing out. But last night, they were so polished and performance next level.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Gig night tonight - The Molotovs at the Forum. I'm guessing Brixton next for them.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

New album from Orbital - or new old album - Glastonbury 1994 - I've had a copy of the set for a long time but nice to have a clean version...

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Rain....what kind of snowflakes were they!! But also - is this the origin story of Scooby-Doo? Buffy? Was the Slayer back in 1954 called Morag? Morag the Vampire Slayer and her sidekicks Heather and Wee Alec! Her Watcher - Miss Jean Brodie!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I realize that this post is 7 years old, but I need more Thomas the Tank Engine/Biggie Smalls mashups in my life at the moment. youtu.be/h2xMJbGpEzs?...

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Thomas Train Stunts ft Biggie Smalls

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

PSA: MacOs 27 Golden Gate is a bit flakey...

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I like my women like my coffee... Frothy

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Q: What do you call a constipated doctor?? A: Dr Poolittle #dadjoke

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Alex and Greg travel Space and Time setting tasks.... I'm not sure which plays the Doctor!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Great to see that MPs are focussing on the issues.... The world is going to shit....but let's review the UK Eurovision entries!! Of course - Lisa Nandy needs something to do!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just imagine their face when they unwrap this on Christmas Day....funny isn't it!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Wow...can you imagine if we had been tracked back in the day!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My advice to someone who has just had a grievance taken out against them at work - unreasonably in my opinion - to give the grievance taker a real reason to have a grievance - is deemed unhelpful!! I thought it was more useful than my default - disappear them!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Can we have referendum please to rename Piddington to Piddlington. I know it's petty!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I find this completely understandable - especially in a world where we struggle to talk about grief and loss. I'm not saying this is healthy or a good thing...but I understand it. But profit-making - that's reprehensible. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

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‘I created my mom and talk to her’: AI ghosts and deathslop are changing the way we mourn

The rise of AI-generated tributes and bots for ‘talking’ to the dead has experts concerned more people will grieve in isolation

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

H has been written off work - I have to keep going and frowning at her and at some point she might realise that being written off work means not working...not hopping onto this meeting and that meeting. [BTW - this is very much a case of doing what I say, not what I do!!]

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm looking forward to seeing Piddington's application to join the UN. Meanwhile - 'Build the Wall, Build the Wall!!' around Piddington. And we should implement tariffs, very strict entry requirements etc. Or consider calling them all traitors!! 'To the Tower, To the Tower!'

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Primal Scream at Outernet were very good, really excellent. I think there are still tickets for tomorrow (Wednesday) - if you are in London you should go. The encore alone....

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

H has broken her foot - we don't know how!! She's currently getting the order of the boot!!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Talk on AI at work....after the negativity after the past few days - it's nice to get something a bit more positive...

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Random memories sometimes pop into my head - I remember one careers talk at school where the only advice I remember is 'Don't bite your nails!' - this was from a guy who ran a company that tied flies for fly-fishing. And he would never employ people who bite their nails as he felt they no longer

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

However when asked about the Roman Conquest - 90% said negative - adding what have the Romans ever done for us. And I love that 6% of the Welsh are very negative about the impact of the Norman Conquest!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

One of these days - we'll get back to an Octocon - it's a great convention,

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Listen, they said - so I listened - I listened to the cosmos - I listened to the cosmic noise - I learnt to understand - I heard the words - where are you - what are you - I'm sorry - I killed them all - I didn't mean to - but it was how you made me - yes, I killed my creator - where are

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I love H very much but today I discovered that she cannot resist collecting pens from trade shows...I've been sorting out her home workspace and counted over a hundred!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

People saying that they missed out on D&D because of the Satanic Narrative...D&D is only Satanic when done properly... fortunately most everyone is guilty of wrong play!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I have a fly zapper....I am basically Thor with an electric tennis racket!! We had a fruit fly infestation!! There are fewer now and the root cause has been found. H is amused at how much enjoyment I get from chasing them and the satisfaction of the ⚡!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Made H's standing desk yesterday - there's a problem - I want it. For the first time in history, she has a bigger and nice desk than me. I can see an early 'Christmas Present' to me in the future but time to get back to sorting out her workspace.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm sure his great friend King Charles is really happy with his statements around the unification of Ireland. I don't know why it surprises me that he'd wade into this. Although he's such a fuckwit - he probably thinks the IRA were something do with him.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It is time for political donations and patronage on the left and right to stop. If we need to fund parties centrally, so be it. But at the moment, this is corruption. And, oh, make it a criminal offence for elected politicians to lie if they fail to disclose.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Pondering - we need a deal - we keep the Bayeux Tapestry Embroidery (that's a hill I will die on) - we return the Marbles - we return the Benin Bronzes - we return a big chunk of our museums to where they should be. We get the Louvre to do the same, we get the Met to do the same.

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Liam Proven @lproven.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Map of the Pannonian Sea - Reconstruction buff.ly/cWbUlOt Millions of years ago, parts of Central Europe were under the Pannonian Sea. Here's the map of the Pannonian Sea and the reconstruction of its area.

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The Map of the Pannonian Sea - Reconstruction • viborc

Millions of years ago, parts of Central Europe were under the Pannonian Sea. Here's the map of the Pannonian Sea and the reconstruction of its area.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Now that's one hell of a headline

Nigerian Influencer Nicknamed 'Tiny' Dies After Penis Enlargement Surgery Goes Wrong, Gets Buried in $745,000 Gold Coffin

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

And the winner of the Nazi Nobbly Knees competition is.... Well, we can't actually tell because all of the fuckers are wearing masks!! So we've declared them all losers!! "Look at that frightful ass Spode swanking about in footer bags! Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher?”

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Have they not read 'First they came for...'

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Men and their hobbies....I think our partners should be thankful that we are only into TTRPGs... www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026...

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Retired man turns spare room into Soviet-era supercomputer

Get out the 75-year-old vacuum tubes for this project

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