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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 13h

Blooper sucks and so do you and your fucking racist chant.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 16h

I'm putting the line of number of times this got sent to Jake at 37.5 and taking the over

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 16h

Katherine: here's a golden who loves it's mom more than it's dad! Me: that's probably because they're the dumbest dogs of all time

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 17h

how is this a thing? is it a coed softball league? Isn't the whole point the rivalry gets heated?

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 17h

wait maybe give him hoagie eating and Temple University supporting too.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 17h

I mean, one's someone taking advantage of youth, one's being a little careless. totally fair to have both reactions, and I think it's probably better in the long run for kids to see a little bit of both. but no other sides of Dr. Huxtable.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 18h

I can certainly understand why he didn't and hope he realizes he can in the future.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 19h

holy shit man I hope he's OK

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 23h

it's easy (read: lazy) to take twitter as public sentiment but it's really got zero basis in reality at this point. You're reporting on what bots and trolls are saying

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you can also say they're shitty and understand the concept that wouldn't exist but for Bibi.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

that was my dad the first time we went to see Camden Yards

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

is it too much to hope that some currently relevant evil people get picked?

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Santos just had a dream where he cried (not usual for either of our boys) and Barry came in from the other room to check on him.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

all the ketamine in the world can't buy happiness. but it can buy what were we talking about again?

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm surprised I haven't seen trending on r/iamveryculinary (though I bet it is and I just haven't seen it)

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

this is a year or two old and the boom dude is a pro hockey player

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

so you're saying I can't call you if I get shot/stabbed?

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I tried with her brother in law who was starting islet transplant shit like 20 years ago and he poohpoohed my request. prayers are great but gimme fucking islet cells.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I saw one of my aunts last year and she said "I'll pray for you, Joe" all earnestly. thankfully the confused 'why?' didn't come out of my mouth.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

those same people picked the yahoo best available player with every pick and then wondered why their post draft analysis was an A- but they finished 3-11.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Eggs and turkey sausage? More like Go Birds, get it?

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Vertical Horizon told me otherwise and I believe them.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if your DMs are closed, why do you have to put no DMs in your bio?

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

what a week! the Phillies lost so the Braves fans won their World Series and the Eagles lost so the Cowboys fans won their Super Bowl.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

that was one of my dad's top moves. though it got a much 'friendlier' whistle

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"What turned it around for the offense?" "All the eagles best players got hurt"

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Barkley hurt and the sad music plays. great.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

31 playoff appearances, 18 pennants, 4 wins. that's kinda funny.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Braves buddy to me: "Dodgers are going to sweep the Braves but at least the Phillies lost, so the season is a success." I guess this is what happens when you have to justify all those postseasons without winning.

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think I might steal the German Breadcutter's bit but make it the Philly Pork Roll Cutter and see how accurately I can slice pieces from a log of pork roll

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have so much sympathy for innocent victims of the administration and zero for complicit fucks like this guy

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