Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 17hDon’t know much about cricket… but I do know where those fans can stick their damn horns 120
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 19hLLM shills can't decide if they'll result in the end of the world, or lives of infinite leisure My guess, it will be the biggest personal data harvesting operation in history, and a bunch of the biggest leaks of personal data I can't imagine giving access to the stuff many willingly feed into it 042
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think @fenderguy69.bsky.social will attest… it’s crucial you warm up a root vegetable with a little foreplay 130
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comChris Farley: Let's Do It... It's Go Time!ALT: Chris Farley: Let's Do It... It's Go Time! 230
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Dems just need to sit back and shut up, no need to remind people why they don’t like you… just let the GOP keep lighting their own hair on fire 100
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Here’s hoping. She’s cynically played with fire to forward her own career, all the while fronting perhaps the most corrupt government we’ve seen, certainly in modern times I hope the result is definitive, puts the last nail in her political coffin, and drives a wedge thru the heart of that partytheglobeandmail.comThe ugly reckoning coming for Danielle SmithThe referendum, including the nine non-secession questions, is contemptible 140
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Barkley has teased more retirements than Ric Flair and Terry Funk combined. He’s entering The-Diet-Starts-Tomorrow territory now 000
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comUh Oh Oh No: Man in Suit ReactsALT: Uh Oh Oh No: Man in Suit Reacts 000
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was kinda digging the first couple episodes of Ted Lasso season 4… then they dropped Ladies First in episode 3, now I’m all in!static.klipy.comQueen Latifah: It's Not Easy Being QueenALT: Queen Latifah: It's Not Easy Being Queen 100
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All F*cked Up: The Story of Canada’s Timezones (It’s not just those damn Saskies anymore) 120
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Cat: *Paws at you for attention* Me: *Gives cats attention* Cat: *Leaves immediately* Me: What the f***?! Cat: I only want attention if I can’t have it Me: That makes no sense GF: It makes perfect sense! Me:static.klipy.comGeorge Costanza's Serenity Now Moment in SeinfeldALT: George Costanza's Serenity Now Moment in Seinfeld 010
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yahoo is a better search engine than Google againstatic.klipy.comMc Conaughey TrueALT: Mc Conaughey True 020
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Honestly, NHL teams need to be taken away from Canadian markets. It's for the betterment of society, it really is. 001
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Stumbled on Sid Seixeiro’s new podcast venture (must have lost his tv gig, again). How unfortunate, I feel like I need to take another shower.static.klipy.comJonah Hill WtfALT: Jonah Hill Wtf 020
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m still sticking with my Sega Genesis. Can’t beat good ole Blast Processing!static.klipy.comSega Genesis Road Rash by Electronic ArtsALT: Sega Genesis Road Rash by Electronic Arts 341
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Surely the regional NHL rights must be a massive part of TSN's spending... really makes me wonder why the TSN1 region has to pay the same amount as the other regions despite never having any regional NHL rights there 010
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026With my luck I'd have a medical event on a plane with 15 doctors... but they're all PhD's in philosophy and economics, and spend the time debating if the world would be morally and financially better off without me 042
Reposted by Jock CartierPrasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/20265 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables 833611912
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I simultaneously find the Wild Card and Divisional Series to be blasphemous AND the most entertaining week of any pro sportstatic.klipy.comAlonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the BenchALT: Alonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the Bench 010
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is even worse than the Riders and their 13th man nonsense in 2009… that was more cosmic irony than anything. This was more self-imposed… like The Jacobellisstatic.klipy.comLindsey Jacobellis SnowboardingALT: Lindsey Jacobellis Snowboarding 010
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So I spent two days wondering why nothing seemed able to connect to the internet, thinking the routers got messed up by the power outage… then finally realized I route all the DNS traffic through an old iMac, and I never turned it back onstatic.klipy.comIT Crowd: Computer Experience ClaimALT: IT Crowd: Computer Experience Claim 000
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Surreal Internet Humour? Which is to say, not really funny or not actually jokes 000
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The perfect metaphor for the 2026 Ottawa Redblacks 120
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Leave it to the CSA to present someone with an honourary jersey… with their name spelled wrong 🤦 150
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not sure if it would get me in more trouble to say this is a selling point, or not a selling point 000
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not fair to expect a Kiwi to know about the forward pass… or maybe they just don’t want to confuse Bears fans 100
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Looks like a Chile night in Toronto #CanMNTstatic.klipy.comSelf Five High FiveALT: Self Five High Five 150
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Can you believe some people take this sport seriously? 100
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wow. That is a loss that will haunt poor Freemantle 110
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I appreciate the Aussies are musically trapped in the late 90’s/early aughts… so am I 210
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Power went out for some reason… I get an odd sense it might be a long one Might need to go for a drive to survey the perimeter (but mostly to charge my phone) 110
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you really want the job, you should show up with a fifth of Jack! Actually, scratch that. C’mon, read the room Jock… it should be a litre of Crown! 120
Reposted by Jock CartierNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comWedding Crashers: I'm Not SorryAlt: Wedding Crashers: I'm Not Sorry 2813
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you’re looking for funny and lighthearted take on race walking (and who isn’t?!), I can recommend this little Canadian film, complete with cameos by Tokyo 2020 bronze medallist @evandunfee.bsky.socialyoutu.beRACEWALKERS | Official TrailerYouTube video by Maison4tiers 000
Reposted by Jock CartierElizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026god forbid a woman have hobbies 026631
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Next year they’ll roll out their own brand of Alexas… 000
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I miss when the internet was (mostly) just fun and dumb 160
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Truth is, that largely is how MLB compensation works, sadly… but yeah, doesn’t sound great when you’re stinking out the joint with a huge contract 111
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Looked kinda like this. PC clone, dual floppy drives (5 1/4 inch, so actually floppy), no hard drive, DOS only, no mouse. Not sure we ever got much more than a few games to run on it. 261
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When I first started doing CFO stuff, I'd often hide my work, cause I didn't want the board/execs to realize how incredibly simple most of what I do is. I've long since stopped bothering. I don't just show my work, I walk them thru how I do it. And they remain, utterly f***ing clueless 270
Jock Cartier @jockcartier.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Have a big date tonight. She says she wants you to go somewhere expensive. I’m thinking Petro-Canada 450