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Jason Titus

@jmauricetitus.bsky.social
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Écrivain, scènariste. Américain. He/him, il/lui. Skeets are my own opinions and my French is bad. Insta: @jmauricetitusofficial Mastodon: @jmauricetitus@mstdn.social

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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fun watching this fucking unibrow yell at France for basically being France. #France #FranceInfo #Paris #Lecornu
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, so I’m just gonna leave this here, yeah.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just a reminder (I swiped this from Reddit).
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it me or is every ВТБ Банк ad basically a fever dream of a fever dream?
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The sickness of locking thousands of five-year-olds in a concentration camp while screaming about the danger of a 10th-grade trans boy playing lacrosse is an evil that needs to be yeeted into a million burning suns.
theguardian.com
Trump ally Stephen Miller leads sweeping push to accelerate removal of migrant children
Exclusive: key White House loyalist orchestrating multi-agency effort condemned by critics as cruel and racist
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ME, BEING INTERVIEWED WHILE RUNNING FOR OFFICE: people are entitled to dignity & a decent quality of life. It isnt an outrageous demand, it's the bare minimum REPORTER: did you post "Bud Dwyer gluck glucked on that glock glock" under the username [reads note] pissjugtycoon? ME: ME: I mean he did
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Sophie @gloomcookie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Head Injury FC
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MBC @merlinbc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dont worry we hate him too
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dear @davidbloomberg.bsky.social, I would like to metaphorically eat my hat over that Melody guess. All the sudden she gets wins?!? Again, I enjoy your insight on Bsky. -Jason, some random jackass.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow, I was wrong about that. Why Jason Was Wrong (?)
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@davidbloomberg.bsky.social Looking forward to this week’s “Why Melody Lost”. Also, I love Chappelle on the show. Great guy, great analysis.
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Feedbot 🤖 @feed-bot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🚨 Feeds are back. (Duration: 1 hour 24 mins 50 secs) 🚨 #BB28
automated screenshot of Big Brother live feeds, appears feeds have returned
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Communism is bad, communism is bad". Motherfucker, we're living in The Wild Nineties *HERE*.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey, not to sound like an episode of Double Exposure on CBC Radio in 1996, but does CSIS have another Russian mole problem? Asking for a friend. That friend is me, but still. #CSIS #CBCRadio #solovyovlive
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David Bloomberg #BB28 #Survivor #TheTraitors @davidbloomberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They keep saying, "It was too early." NO IT'S NOT. It's fucking Final 8 and the very soonest he would have power next is Final 6 IF he wins HOH then, which is by no means guaranteed. Stop it with this "too early" bullshit! #BB28 #BBSky #WhyXLost #RHAP
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okay so I am watching Вечер on Russia 1 and you guys can be honest, is the guy from the KPRF, like, on fucking meth? Is he gonna sing “Master of the House” next? Like, wtf.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pretty sure everybody's goin' to war.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m sorry, does CBS owe money for Gary Unmarried? Was there some sort of 14$ balloon payment not made to Jay Mohr because Viacom fucked up? #BigBrother28
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Too little too late, motherfucker.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey don’t want to freak everyone out but 60 минут on Russia 1 is just running that super nuclear missile hypothetical again and with the US not having an assload of Patriot missiles I’m wondering if we’re gonna be cool okay stay frosty everyone.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yeah, I'm fully aware I swiped Odogg's avatar.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey all, Dogglounge Radio has reposted what I think is the greatest mixtape in the history of ever. Yeah, even better than "Since I Met You" and "Some People", really. dogglounge.com/podcasts/the...
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The Naked Hour (Repost) | Dogglounge Deep House Radio | Streaming Deep House 24/7
Odogg — A deep and sexy mix with some of the best loungy Naked Music tracks from the past.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That word ‘gatekeeper’ sure is doing a lot of heavy lifting what gym does it go to damn.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Meanwhile, over on Russian TV on Сегодня they’re bringing up the time we used Agent Orange on Vietnam.
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Taran Armstrong @taranarmstrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kamu confirmed to Yash that after today he no longer feels like they need to target Dee & Devens like they were talking about last night. He actually feels so good with Dee now. #BB28
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David Bloomberg #BB28 #Survivor #TheTraitors @davidbloomberg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#BB28 #BBLF #BBSky
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Nene Leakes: This Girl Is Delusional - Real Housewives
ALT: Nene Leakes: This Girl Is Delusional - Real Housewives
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This guy is using a mini projector in the subway ceiling for Japanese TV and I’m gonna be honest this is a wild innovation in the science of watching shit on your phone. Everyone is into it.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 30/04/2023
also if you had asked me what would happen on a twitter-like site with in-the-trenches techies, weirdos, and no (or very few) trolls, I am not sure I would have gotten to "transfemme thirst trap olympics" but ok, sure, makes sense
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@maritalks2much.bsky.social Gang, gang, gang. We *might* have another *really* good Wednesday episode. #YashTalks2026 #BB28
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@maritalks2much.bsky.social Instead of calling Haley 'thog' couldn't we just call her "This HOH Didn't Work Out"?
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
think we're pretty far in the poem if we're to this guy
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Le Monde @lemonde.fr · 18/07/2026
Le maire de New York, Zohran Mamdani, souhaite faire arrêter le premier ministre israélien, Benyamin Nétanyahou, lors de l’Assemblée générale de l’ONU en septembre
lemonde.fr
Le maire de New York, Zohran Mamdani, souhaite faire arrêter le premier ministre israélien, Benyamin Nétanyahou, lors de l’Assemblée générale de l’ONU en septembre
Danny Danon, ambassadeur israélien à l’ONU, a dans la foulée répondu au maire de New York, affirmant qu’il choisissait d’« attiser l’hostilité et de faire les gros titres en s’en prenant à l’Etat d’Israël ».
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Devins::Hisam:Melody::whoever Hisam got voted out. #BB28
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don’t even know why I liked that Saint Motel song anyway.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I know I’m on Moscow time but hear me out about #BigBrother28 and the addition of a #Survivor50 player: “Nuts and Gum- Together at last!”
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I dunno why English parents would consider letting their children stay up late Monday night, my parents never let us stay up till 3am to watch The Muppets.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You know that Fire Emblem game that has CT in it? I was thinking of a new FE game for the 3DS: “Fire Emblem: Dick Ramming Ass Pleasure”. (Plays in 2D only).
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Rainbow Road on MKW is a goddamned insult of anxiety. It’s basically, “Watch EVERY step you make or you’ll fall straight down and inadvertently kill the population of St. John’s, Newfoundland”.
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A normal, healthy lunch of crisps and ice cream today
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 21/06/2026
One the one hand, we should be nicer to people. On the other, Keir Starmer's government has banned me from public toilets.
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Ivan the K ™ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Alan Greenspan's epitaph will be so vague, you won't really know if he died.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Before everyone trips over their own dicks to kiss Alan Greenspan’s ass, he actually was a noted piece of horse shit.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It would be utterly hilarious if the arcade game Polybius was real but it was like My Dinner With André and it was just questions about how he was super into his wife and it told you not to kink shame or fat shame. *That* would be funny.
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/05/2026
successful gaslit my health tracker into believing 12:45am is my “optimal bedtime”
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I know nothing of the “Backrooms” movie but I know it does not fucking help me. A “horror” movie? I want to confront the big Other that is me, to explore my liminal mind, to confront the mistakes I’ve made in life. Way to go, cinéma, now I’m reading Žižek. Just way to fuckin go.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Say what you will about Satoru Iwata mf knew how to wear a 3 piece.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I swear to Christ, WW III is taking for-goddamn-ever.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“I don’t fuckin wanna deal with the fuckin hematologist” has gotta be one of the weirdest things I have ever said.
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Jason Titus @jmauricetitus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Fucking presidential address. I’m already up past my 2pm bedtime.
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