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JJW @jjw.wtf · 29/09/2026
i couldn't help noticing that many of you haven't preordered the literary journal i edit. now, i'm not saying i hate you and you will regain my love if you pledge... but i am heavily insinuating it. www.pozible.com/project/patt...
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 12h
i feel seen 🥰
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 12h
holy amazing
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Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 12h
I’ve made a pilgrimage to Belgium to look at the holy relics.
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 12h
lmao you got me
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 12h
more concerned about the ones speaking out their asses.
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 12h
it’s all so stupid. these vicious nasty people need to get a hobby.
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 13h
30: dëmm /dɛm/ glosbe.com/wo/en/d%C3%A...
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 16h
apparently!
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 16h
god i cannot wait to heckle the shit out of the one nation candidate in my area. he’s a doozy, lives 60km away and is a cruise ship influencer lol
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 17h
ha!
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 18h
not what i meant but i appreciate it and would totally use this
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 19h
i could eat a whole chicken handbag about now
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 20h
when are we gonna cash in all this daylight we been saving?
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 21h
but if you say it costs x and it comes in under budget you look even better
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
🤌
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
make me make it stop
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
did not leave the house today, thank shrek for pseudoephedrine tho
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
Thank you ✌️
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
😍😍😍
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
that’s not a venn diagram, that’s just a circle
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
“let’s see how your software holds up against my hardware” <starts smashing the server racks with a lead pipe>
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
lmao i am "the one", it's a matter of historical fact i did not see your video. where may one watch said video bsky.app/profile/jjw....
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
why can't we drop ship love?
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
no more earthquakes tonight plz
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
🫡🚬🦦
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
I'll be in town on Tuesday, Weds, and Thurs. hmu
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
i tried reading it once, just to see why it was posted on hacker news every other week, and got very close to throwing my e-reader into the ocean after the first 4 pages. no es bueno
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
come say hi this time
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
“fixing the basics” sounds lowkey like a slogan a eugenicist would use
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
Wait. Are you in Melbourne again?
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
wait till you devour it with only your hands while sitting at a bus stop
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
Dog cakes
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
get the dog cake
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
sick again. this time send garlic, a lot of garlic and food stuffs with garlic in them.
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
god i wish i had no conscience so i could be a crazy person and suffer little to no consequence
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
Oh yes. True. I think what I meant was that they would treat said requests with polite derision in the face of cooked requests.
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
I have moved to @fastmail.com. I set up a new masked email for everything. This has decreased the amount of spam/shit like this happening. Anytime there is a data leak or a company sells my email I can just shut that masked email down and start more. 10% off 👇 join.fastmail.com/f704c1ba
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 03/10/2026
Gee. She used to be so nice and Chaos was great (sucks now). My sis was friends with her daughter. Maybe the council staff are obfuscating because she’s not a nice person.
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 02/10/2026
I think there are some regulations. But obvs not as many as Aotearoa New Zealand, land of the long red tape
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 02/10/2026
hear that, tectonic plates? we gonna fuck you up if you give us any more shit
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nat_halie @nat-ha-lie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wahhh me no like
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 02/10/2026
this sounds not good
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 02/10/2026
good thing i have this shotgun here in case any more earthquakes come our way
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 02/10/2026
JJW was marked as safe during the Melbourne Seismic Event October 2026.
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 02/10/2026
me no likey
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 02/10/2026
So weird!
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 02/10/2026
Uh an earthquake? I moved from nz to get away from those.
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JJW @jjw.wtf · 02/10/2026
you will rebuild!
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