JJW @jjw.wtf · 08/10/2026god whoever let luxon literally dig a hole and fail — while not wearing appropriate PPE or (presumably) having the correct ticket to operate a digger — needs to be offered a writers job on a political satire. you cannot make this stuff up. 030
JJW @jjw.wtf · 02/10/2026harry, mate, go back to writing songs and playing guitar and being apolitical. 031
JJW @jjw.wtf · 29/09/2026full disclosure: before it became well known that ai was really bad for lots of reasons, i started a substack called shrek bible studies which used ai to rewrite bible stories inserting shrek and pair images with them. i shut it down, but the images are still on my hard drive. 472
JJW @jjw.wtf · 22/09/2026my website saw a 6200% increase in ai bots and scrapers lol glad i just post silica gel recipes and startup investment strategies 110
JJW @jjw.wtf · 20/09/2026just whip out the guitar and strum them a tune, harry. just don't mention gaza. 000
JJW @jjw.wtf · 19/09/2026looks safe. can you please try their “screamin’ freedom” flavour like right now and report back. i think you need this to balance out the first one. 100
JJW @jjw.wtf · 19/09/2026unfortunately, Nicky is a man of his word and, even though 13 years have elapsed, i doubt he will renege on this promise 270
JJW @jjw.wtf · 17/09/2026why wouldn't i just, i dunno, look at my calendar? and it's not really *on* my calendar, it's *in* my calendar? i accidentally opened copilot on my work computer and i hate it i hate it i hate it 030
JJW @jjw.wtf · 16/09/2026they know they are the government, right? the government can just do things. 142
JJW @jjw.wtf · 15/09/2026good good. I think the magpies in our laundry have finally accepted me into their family, but I really want to be adopted by ravens/crows 100
JJW @jjw.wtf · 15/09/2026i think about setting up a prawn farm almost daily since my pal sent me this 🦐 🦐 🦐 020
JJW @jjw.wtf · 10/09/2026Roughly the same in Australia. At the moment $USD1999 is $AUD2800. Duo = $AUD3499 Our price will include 10% GST, so works out about 10% more than US. 120
JJW @jjw.wtf · 10/09/2026Just wanted to point out that tīeke / saddleback has never won Bird of the Year. You can, and should, give this chipper little bird your vote. Go vote. www.birdoftheyear.org.nz 0175
JJW @jjw.wtf · 04/09/2026i guess we're all gonna die from dysentery when all the potable water has been evaporated by the data centres and we're forced to drink out of puddles. 010
JJW @jjw.wtf · 31/08/2026Morphing confirmed. But it's not just his hands. Look at his god damn ballot box head. 231
JJW @jjw.wtf · 31/08/2026It also appears he can morph it into a fountain pen nib. Photo taken from the Electoral Commission's FB page from 2011. 131
JJW @jjw.wtf · 18/08/2026I’ve been here almost 10 years. I do not see myself, or most people in my wider kiwi friend circle, moving back any time soon unless a new government were to commit to wholesale structural changes to the nz economy which prioritise health, education, cost of living, and housing. 140
JJW @jjw.wtf · 17/08/2026The best policy position Australia could take to stop Kiwis moving here — and to increase numbers going back home — would be to actively and massively fund Labour, Greens, and Te Pāti Māori’s election campaigns. 171
JJW @jjw.wtf · 12/08/2026just started listening to @bloodwork.show and it’s smashing into my brain like a semple tank through the wind 061
JJW @jjw.wtf · 11/08/2026what is this, a @gumbyscreens.bsky.social and @goodtrailcams.bsky.social crossover episode? 010
JJW @jjw.wtf · 06/08/2026cramming before i head back to work in a few weeks. hard to keep up with this fandangled technowhizzical stuff the kids are using 110
JJW @jjw.wtf · 06/08/2026chris, my friend, you made a bed. now you have to lie in it (with the two other fuckwits you invited in there with full knowledge they were, are, and will continue to be fuckwits). 010
JJW @jjw.wtf · 21/07/2026Oh look it showed up. @jkass99.bsky.social, what snacks should I pair with this? 3171
![Creepy masks hung on the walls of Jeffrey Epstein's infamous private island residence may have been used to commit sexual crimes, an ex-FBI special agent says. A photo released as part of the latest batch of Epstein files shows what appears to be disturbing masks or ornaments hanging from the walls around a dentist's chair. Former FBI special agent Jennifer Coffindaffer said the masks may have been used by Epstein's associates to conceal their identities while at the residence dubbed '[expletive] Island'. Coffindaffer, who worked as the agency's Supervisory Senior Resident Agent (SSRA) from 2011 to 2012 for the Virgin Islands, also analyzed other bizarre findings in the new pictures and videos released by Congress. Coffindaffer offered her investigative perspective on the images, taking reporters through the rooms as if she were the agent searching through Epstein's Little Saint James Island property.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:szwfwpqor22ffwbop2ypqfzg/bafkreicpmv65glt6oimcbaa3ibcr6w7zmcgjnkmn3l2eqhfkrw3q36pqni)
![Screenshot of The Age website which says:
"Sunday is going to be a wet day, windy and cold - we're looking at it being several degrees colder than [Saturday] - and we might get even double [millimetre] figures of rainfall tomorrow.
"Then Monday is going to be very, very wet... it is just going to be that blustery, rainy winter we haven't been enjoying for the past couple of weeks."
Melbourne will remain drizzly across Tuesday and into Wednesday, where the city is expected to reach a top temperature of 14 degrees.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:szwfwpqor22ffwbop2ypqfzg/bafkreihnmax74otkbnei4e73wessa632as6hmxhorclueekn6zr2hwfzya)
