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Jens Christian

@jjccc.bsky.social
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Software engineer in quantum computing at @nqcp-nbi.bsky.social Expect some silly takes, occasional 🇩🇰🇸🇪🇳🇴 language. Supporting Ukraine should be Europe's number one priority. Whatever is taking place in the USA is distraction.

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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 5h
Voksne irere dividerer i en skov Et af det danske sprogs fineste palindromer
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Martha Acuna @marthaacuna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would freaking out too 😭🐶♥️ Good morning everyone!
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jeg vil gerne tale med den overordnede
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you say so, Sikandar
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Switching it up with the agent today. Having me write all the code and the AI assess it *also* leads to faster iteration time and better focus, but IMO with less of the cognitive debt of the opposite approach.
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
↖️ wonderful people
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Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 21/09/2026
FT says Kremlin-backed fintech A7 ("a group set up as an alternative to the Western payments system") used front companies and forged invoices to move more than $6.9B through global banks despite sanctions on Russia. The flows touched Standard Chartered, Citi, JPMorgan, Deutsche Bank, & DBS.
ft.com
Kremlin-backed forgery scheme moved $6.9bn through global banks
FT finds thousands of Russian payments received by Standard Chartered, Citigroup and other international groups in vast leak from inside fintech A7
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sadly, it seems that global foreign relations are affected by domestic issues in the USA to a degree no one realized. And it's the domestic issues in the USA that got the guy into the White House.
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All of that can be true all while it is the belief by most Danes and Greenlanders that the current U.S. president is a buffoon, vane and malicious and wholly unfit to serve.
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Building/having US bases in Greenland creates jobs for the local population, which is a plus. It MAY also benefit Denmark/Greenland w.r.t. defense. Again, it might not, but then why hasn't he already invaded? And how would additional bases make any meaningful difference?
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My take is he's got a mess on his hands in the middle east, and wanted a "win" on Greenland. No need to tell the US public that the arrangements were already in place, and that the US—not Denmark—was the party to scale down US power projection in Greenland in the 70s/80s/90s.
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The point is to lower tensions. If today USA wants to invade, they absolutely can—like they could yesterday, no need for more bases. Building bases may increase security for Greenland + rest of NATO. It's also an opportunity to work together, which I'm sure is the long game for Danish diplomacy.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The funniest joke ever. 😂
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Alienating our allies was totally worth it
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Catpaws313 (aka TB on X) @catpaws313.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I cannot believe Denmark is even entertaining the notion of a deal with Trump for him to provide "security" for Greenland. What are they thinking????
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm glad we're not invading Greenland, and we've instead reached an agreement to... [checks notes] keep everything the same as it was
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If China beats us at AI, they'll be able to create images of women with more fingers than we ever thought possible
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 14/09/2026
Your 'bonus moment of doom' for today: "it is unimaginable that any month in the last few thousand years, maybe 100,000 years, has more [Precipitable water] in the atmosphere than August 2026." www.theclimatebrink.com/p/the-atmosp...
theclimatebrink.com
The Atmosphere Just Set a Water Vapor Record
More water vapor means more rocket fuel for extreme rain — so this record is not good news
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Erik Angner @erikangner.com · 13/09/2026
Please be kind to your Swedish friends tomorrow 🇸🇪 We’ll all be suffering a hangover of historic proportions 🗳️
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*clears throat* Baby Gaga
pagesix.com
Exclusive | Lady Gaga welcomes first baby with fiancé Michael Polansky
The singer previously spoke about wanting to become a mom someday.
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hvornår talte du sidst med en landmand, der var glad og tilfreds og ikke brokkede sig?
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me: I just finished my time machine Friend: are you gonna go back and kill baby hitler? Me: no I'm gonna do something even more important [25 years ago at a cafe] Me (in waiter outfit): the world is gonna roll you Smashmouth guy eating crepe: [drops his fork]
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Parkering forbudt
Contjener plads
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nå, men det var da godt, at der blev brugt 1.500 millioner kroner på den gasledning [1] så den kunne sikre Falsters fortsatte produktion af sukker i *tjekker noter* tre år www.nordzucker.com/en/news/nord... [1] www.tv2east.dk/guldborgsund...
nordzucker.com
Nordzucker - Nordzucker intends to cease sugar production in Nakskov
Against the backdrop of persistent structural overcapacity in the European sugar industry, the planned closure of the site’s sugar production reflects Nordzucker’s proactive actions to […]
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LillyLyle/Count Melancholia @lillyherself.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/11/2025
<screams>
Cartoon by Wayne D
Two men in a bathroom, a plumber and the houseowner. 
Plumber: "There's no handle; you need to download the FlushMe app.
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Johan Sæbø @jsaebo.eurosky.social · 08/08/2026
Er det sånn de gjør det? "Privat" firma tar seg til rette, Grønland/Danmark må arrestere, Trump og Fox lager shitshow og intervenerer?
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
hardware prices 🤝 astrology keeping an eye on chinese ram
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Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lots of people saying that the hate against A.I. has to stop, but honestly, I think we could be doing more. Hating more. Hating on a deeper level.
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I just can not get enough of probability density functions!!
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My good friend @hamburger.cloud argued a few months ago how it doesn't really make sense that programming color schemes tend to render comments in a dimmed tone. He'd argue that they (should) provide much better context to what's going on than just the code, and should therefore be highlighted!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A single laptop has never served so many people
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,
headline that says “why is trump hosting a cage fight at the White House” with photo of same
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Militarnyi @militarnyi.com · 06/06/2026
🇩🇰🇺🇸The US Department of State has approved the potential sale of AGM-158B/B-2 JASSM-ER cruise missiles to Denmark for use on F-35A fighter jets. militarnyi.com/en/news/denm...
militarnyi.com
Denmark to Purchase JASSM-ER Cruise Missiles With Range of 926 km for its F-35A Fighters
The US Department of State has approved the potential sale of AGM-158B/B-2 JASSM-ER cruise missiles to Denmark for use on F-35A fighter jets.This was reported by the Bureau of Political-Military […]
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hver dag laver jeg denne øvelse. Opdager et ubesvaret opkald og tjekker om vedk har Mobilepay. Hvis de har, ringer jeg tilbage. Tænk hvis man kunne gøre dette automatisk. Tænk hvis Mobilepay offentliggjorde et Bloom filter af alle tilmeldte, det ville være elegant: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloom_f...
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Anthropics marketingafdeling skal vist have lønforhøjelse!!
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 03/06/2026
Rep. McBride: “I assume you’re aware that Greenland is indeed part of Denmark.” Rubio: “For now.”
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Jeg er født og opvokset i Nordsjælland. Huset bag mig på mit profilbillede ligger i Glyngøre, og er min families sommerhus. Vi kører med glæde fire timer for at nå vores nyfundne smørhul. Der er overraskende mange restauranter og kulturtilbud i køreafstand, og skuldrene er sænkede hvor end man går.
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Lars Bo Wassini 🦋 @wassini.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Kalder alle (foto) nørder! Jeg har brugt utallige aftentimer på at lave en Windows app, der kan organiserer alle dine fotos, men jeg mangler betatestere. photodewey.eu
photodewey.eu
PhotoDewey — Download the Beta for Windows
Free photo library manager — hierarchical tagging, XMP write-back, non-destructive edits, local SQLite catalog. Windows beta available now.
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Jeg er i sikkerhed (lå på sofaen) #jordskælv
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
daaaamn london
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Min bil skal have årlig service cirka samtidig med synsfristen. Er der nogen fordel i at planlægge rækkefølgen? Hvis betinget godkendt kan jeg klare service og reparationer i ét hug, fx. På den anden side kan jeg muligvis spare synsafgiften ved "betinget godkendt", hvis jeg får den tjekket først 🤔
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Åh, at have et 1mdr barn med en DR-mellemleder. Åbner for sange såsom Mel: jeg ved en lærkerede Johannes har en jazzhest Den skal til USA Johannes har en jazzhest Den skal til USA
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
PSA: det er lillemorsdag
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Vi er alle Palle.
Palle Holm Olsen elsker niche-jazz.

[Billede af en glad mand med et gladt fjæs og mange skiver i baggrunden.]

Palle er glad for sine cd'er. Det er hans kone ikke.
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Jens Christian @jjccc.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Det kunne være så grineren med nyvalg ovenpå alt det her
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