jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the path to the world series is long and arduous, but it ends the same way every time: a guy who Pirates fans insisted was a bum who wouldn't make any other roster gets a ring. this year's candidates: Rowdy Tellez Austin Hedges Tommy Pham Miguel Andujar 071
Reposted by jirbGus's Mom @anatsfan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Somehow this season is going to end with Tommy Pham meeting the Pope 22710
Reposted by jirbLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x 251598396
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For a lot of frat guys I'm not sure brotherhood as a concept is anything other than a shorthand for hedonism, privilege and exclusivity 060
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Getting strongly invested in the White Sox run because it's fun in a million different ways, but also because my good friend who is a die-hard sox fan is getting married the day of world series game 2 and I would like to watch him explode. 050
Reposted by jirb(P)irateFan @sidneycrosbae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mike Tomlin 6 hours into a Minecraft binge making sure the hotel has enough public bathrooms: The standard is the standard 2113
Reposted by jirbfranciscOOoOo👻 varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the vicar of christ sends his regards, houston 0101
Reposted by jirbJordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development 836278
Reposted by jirbGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"i'm 90 percent fur," Biberty cries. I stop sharpening my cleaver and lock eyes with him, my right hand gripping him from behind. I give a couple of medium-firm squeezes and a smile. He's marbled like kobe beef. By the way he just sighed, he knows it. 3588
Reposted by jirbworking towards a 2034 window of contention @whygavs.com · 30/09/2026last week: AI WILL KILL US ALL this week: this cute little anthropomorphic thingy orders groceries correctly 60% of the time so i have given it my social security number and birth certificate and legally made it the executor of my will 0172
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Been thinking about it and I think what I really want is Brewers/White Sox in the World Series. Winner gets to keep Lake Michigan 040
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026a: god, yes. please b: minus one had one of my favorite movie moments of all time where (spoiler) all the guys fighting from their ships lined up on deck and saluted the big fellayoutube.comGODZILLA MINUS ZERO | Official 1.43:1 Trailer | Filmed For IMAXYouTube video by GODZILLA OFFICIAL by TOHO 001
Reposted by jirbDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The white Sox are going to the World Series 3101
Reposted by jirb(P)irateFan @sidneycrosbae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Raise it 🏴☠️static.klipy.comGirl Dancing While CryingALT: Girl Dancing While Crying 093
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026sorry to my spouse who will have to endure yet another spring of "they've really got some good young talent this year" 050
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Watching the Pirates play competent baseball as they manufacture the go-ahead run in the bottom of the 8th on a walk, steal, throwing error, and sac fly. Feeling nothing but emptiness 141
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026sitting 99 with 9 more innings to get the job done, I will be watching 272
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 23/09/202685 win Pirates team that makes everyone extremely pissed off, it's happening 040
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm so happy for Sam and Elmer and their beautiful blended family 040
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"It’s just changed so much. There’s so much more technical stuff. It’s kind of restricted us. I mean, everything is black and white now. You can’t **manage the game**" GOOD 040
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Trade Oneil Cruz for relief pitching" is also a S-tier bad take 040
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Now that we're wrapping up the year I'm reflecting on another great season of terrible Pittsburgh Pirates Takes I think my favorite was "Paul Skenes is like that because he and Livvy are having relationship trouble" 130
Reposted by jirb(P)irateFan @sidneycrosbae.bsky.social · 20/09/2026All I care about for the next 4 games is that we get 3 more home runs so an intern has to print out a 1 and duct tape it to the sign. 13813
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the cool thing about pass interference is it's just as inscrutable as a balk but it happens all the time 010
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026thinking about how it would go if this happened to any of the 42 year olds I know. man, what are you still doing here 010
Reposted by jirbGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026[tom waits voice] pasquantino skenes 181
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Got curious and looked at some spray charts. Henry Davis has gone oppo exactly two times 000
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026@whitesox you cant be getting blown up by a grown man named Petey, come on 000
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sorry, Tommy Pham rocks and you cannot tell me otherwise. I'll miss him when he's gone 021
jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There he goes, one of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production... 110