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jirb

@jirb.bsky.social
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📍paris of appalachia. baseball name enthusiast. go bucs

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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the path to the world series is long and arduous, but it ends the same way every time: a guy who Pirates fans insisted was a bum who wouldn't make any other roster gets a ring. this year's candidates: Rowdy Tellez Austin Hedges Tommy Pham Miguel Andujar
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what did he know
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎵 makin my way downtown 🎵
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Braves legend Rowdy Tellez
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 05/10/2026
Manfred is here with all his friends
Manfred standing alone with empty seats in his VIP box
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Gus's Mom @anatsfan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somehow this season is going to end with Tommy Pham meeting the Pope
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wisconsin I will always love you
bong recreation area exit 340
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hell yeah brother
"Bong State Recreation Area" sign from the wisconsin dept of natural resources
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a lot of frat guys I'm not sure brotherhood as a concept is anything other than a shorthand for hedonism, privilege and exclusivity
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Getting strongly invested in the White Sox run because it's fun in a million different ways, but also because my good friend who is a die-hard sox fan is getting married the day of world series game 2 and I would like to watch him explode.
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sonny Grey Without Hat is an extremely different guy
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(P)irateFan @sidneycrosbae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin 6 hours into a Minecraft binge making sure the hotel has enough public bathrooms: The standard is the standard
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
playoff baseball is something special
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Munetaka Murakami I will kill or die for you
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franciscOOoOo👻 varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the vicar of christ sends his regards, houston
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Harper got his blood replaced between innings, he’s good now
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We will be revisiting this question at a later date
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where were you when the Bryce Harper Era ended?
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"i'm 90 percent fur," Biberty cries. I stop sharpening my cleaver and lock eyes with him, my right hand gripping him from behind. I give a couple of medium-firm squeezes and a smile. He's marbled like kobe beef. By the way he just sighed, he knows it.
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sorry to this guy's mom and dad I guess
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working towards a 2034 window of contention @whygavs.com · 30/09/2026
last week: AI WILL KILL US ALL this week: this cute little anthropomorphic thingy orders groceries correctly 60% of the time so i have given it my social security number and birth certificate and legally made it the executor of my will
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been thinking about it and I think what I really want is Brewers/White Sox in the World Series. Winner gets to keep Lake Michigan
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a: god, yes. please b: minus one had one of my favorite movie moments of all time where (spoiler) all the guys fighting from their ships lined up on deck and saluted the big fella
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GODZILLA MINUS ZERO | Official 1.43:1 Trailer | Filmed For IMAX
YouTube video by GODZILLA OFFICIAL by TOHO
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock forever
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The white Sox are going to the World Series
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(P)irateFan @sidneycrosbae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Raise it 🏴‍☠️
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Girl Dancing While Crying
ALT: Girl Dancing While Crying
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sorry to my spouse who will have to endure yet another spring of "they've really got some good young talent this year"
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching the Pirates play competent baseball as they manufacture the go-ahead run in the bottom of the 8th on a walk, steal, throwing error, and sac fly. Feeling nothing but emptiness
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sitting 99 with 9 more innings to get the job done, I will be watching
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
85 win Pirates team that makes everyone extremely pissed off, it's happening
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm so happy for Sam and Elmer and their beautiful blended family
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"It’s just changed so much. There’s so much more technical stuff. It’s kind of restricted us. I mean, everything is black and white now. You can’t **manage the game**" GOOD
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Trade Oneil Cruz for relief pitching" is also a S-tier bad take
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now that we're wrapping up the year I'm reflecting on another great season of terrible Pittsburgh Pirates Takes I think my favorite was "Paul Skenes is like that because he and Livvy are having relationship trouble"
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(P)irateFan @sidneycrosbae.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All I care about for the next 4 games is that we get 3 more home runs so an intern has to print out a 1 and duct tape it to the sign.
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the cool thing about pass interference is it's just as inscrutable as a balk but it happens all the time
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
thinking about how it would go if this happened to any of the 42 year olds I know. man, what are you still doing here
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Jim Furbranes @unlox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
mountain_goats_no_children.mp3
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[tom waits voice] pasquantino skenes
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got curious and looked at some spray charts. Henry Davis has gone oppo exactly two times
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
somebody's in trouuuuble
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@whitesox you cant be getting blown up by a grown man named Petey, come on
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry, Tommy Pham rocks and you cannot tell me otherwise. I'll miss him when he's gone
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jirb @jirb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There he goes, one of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production...
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