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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 4h
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 4h
Minmax my soul u rite
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 10h
i wish yoko could break up this beatles.
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Aaron Swartz, coding prodigy and hacktivist who helped develop RSS and was a co-founder of Reddit, died by suicide after facing $1 million in fines and 35 years in prison for felony charges, just for downloading pdfs of research papers with the intention of making them accessible to the public.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 10h
Alright. I've bought more than enough of them and haven't given the time of day they deserve. Which one of these crpgs do I give my all to until completion: - Pillars of Eternity - Divinity Original Sin 2 - Pathfinder: Wraith of the Righteous - Dragon Age: Origins
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think it's that people subconsciously associate food choice with upbringing and / or culture so if you reject their food, you're rejecting them. But really, fennel sucks and doesn't belong and sourdough.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't get the logic. This sounds more exhausting than everybody just having mutual respect for each other. It's gotta be a zero sum game kind of thinking, right? "Well somebody's bound to be fascist and it might as well be me."
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sometimes I think back to when I was vegan and how people I've known my whole life - who'd tell you to eat fruits and vegetables because they were healthy - would suddenly lose their shit at the prospect of another human being eating those things exclusively for a meal. Real weird leap in logic.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think the worst part is we all know people like this. For whatever reason, they're kinda warped in how any attention is good attention even if it never really satisfies them. How they're able to get and maintain a following of those like them is the worst thing the internet ever did.
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Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh cool what part of the human do you resource?
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 12/10/2026
Kind of obsessed with this spooky season scene my 12-year-old painted today.
Acrylic paint on a roughly 8x8-inch canvas. Yellow and brown grass background with a couple of pumpkins and white sheet-style ghosts floating over top.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dog dad here. Love dogs. A few of mine are fine off leash. That doesn't matter though. In public, be considerate and leash your dogs. You never 100% know what your dog is going to OR how other people or other dogs will react to them. Some people are inconsiderate af.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Also, I know who Ken Marino is.
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Ken Marino as Captain Jason Stentley
ALT: Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Ken Marino as Captain Jason Stentley
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Anxiously awaiting the "I wanna dip my balls in it" guy's directoral debut with Andie MacDowell's kid.
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Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
[putting on my dog's harness for the millionth time] My dog: What the hell is happening right now???
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Goddamn that movie was lightyears ahead of its time.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right? There's gotta be a Sandra Bernhard character figure out there some place.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is it weird to want this toy because it's the closest I'll ever get to owning a Darwin Mayflower figure?
Marvel Legends Classic Loki figureDarwin, Minerva, and Bunny Mayflower from Hudson Hawk
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 02/08/2025
Tenchi, titular character of famous but shockingly family friendly harem anime Tenchi Muyo! fame with a speech bubble beneath him
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Burgess @burgess.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
A slippery one for you @actualnames.bsky.social www.farminguk.com/news/lubrica...
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Lubricants industry veteran Nigel Bottom appointed VLS chair - FarmingUK News
Nigel Bottom has been appointed chairman of the Verification of Lubricant Specifications (VLS), the UK body overseeing lubricant standards.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some kind of "get away from it all" in your "get away from it all" nesting doll
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Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The missing pages of the Das Kapital have been found
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lotta people in this world who have zero passions or interests. Most of them lead quiet lives. Some of them, I feel, are really insecure about this & make their pursuit of deeply unimportant things their identity, conflating them w/ worthwhile passion but are just making problems for everyone else.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
at a certain point, one would have to entertain the possibility that any pushback against blatant tyranny by other powers is for show, to quell the ire of the people paying attention and that all the state players are, in fact, working together.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What are the odds that there isn't an adult movie actor with the stage name "Christopher Throbbin'?" I feel like we're well within the age where even the 100 acre wood isn't sacred place.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now I REALLY regret having seen The Running Man.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It'd be so cool if we could quit pointing out the obvious and make some kind of plan to stop the obvious.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know the face of a guy who's hungry for sloppy amounts of divine testosterone when I see it.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
damn man we can't even get 8 companies
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait until they Weiland Yutani.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know it was probably because of the budget but damn if I didn't genuinely appreciate a superhero show not ending a in a CGI spectacle but an earned, quiet conversation. I still stand by the dialogue being a little off kilter but what a great show. Great casting and acting all around.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fucking fuck we can't get anything right in this country
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Blade working a case in the American South would've been in-sane. Made my popcorn hand reflex kick in just thinking about it.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They almost had plausible deniability but seriously? You can't make a Blade movie? A BLADE MOVIE. He's cool and he kills vampires?! Can't make THAT happen??!?!
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes but also I think it's obvious that the financial and cultural (this especially) success of Black Panther "concerned" a lot of people and this is why we suddenly can't seem to recast that popular character, had a second season of Lovecraft Country, or somehow make a Blade movie happen. IJS.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dearest lover, timing is our bitter enemy. If we should find our way back to one another, if we should be able to realize our fate, if we should survive this parting of a million cuts, meet me at
Katie McButt's bar establishment sign that is yellow and green with a butt-human hybrid character holding a beer
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
omg...I've had "fresh fruits, there it iiiiiisss" stuck in my head for decades and honestly thought I'd hallucinated this. Thanks you!
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I need somebody else to verify that Julia Hart vs. Queen Aminata on last night's #AEWCollision was a certified banger.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This entire country is 45 cons in a trenchcoat
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My patience meter kicking into over drive when I see an inevitable repaint coming.
MPG-28 MegatronGeneration 2 Megatron
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Four horseman of me calling somebody a "little pissant" at least once during a match. #Splatoon3 #splatoon
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Four Horsemen of "changing the #Splatoon3 twitch channel"
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BAHAHA anyway!
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aww man. As a life long Tranformers fan, I wish I didn't know exactly where you're coming from with a good chunk of this franchise's media offerings haha. Because some of it SO good and just a great premise.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jon Hamm made me think of Tony Goldwin in Ghost during my first watch of this movie. That's a compliment for what he achieved in his portrayal of Sentinel Prime.
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𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓲 @jimwhoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You should! TF One is legitmately just a very good movie. Not Bay-coded at all. Chris Hemsworth actually does Prime justice, Scar Jo was a fantastic Elita-1, and Brian Tyree Henry blew me away with his performance as D-16 / Megatron.
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