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Jim's Apocalypse Mart

@jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social
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C'mon in for quality End Times! Be the first to immanentize the Escheton on your block! Middle-aged guy in Kentucky, liberal as the day is long, practitioner of various occult weirdness. He/him/his. DMs only after asking, please. Fnord.

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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The latest in an epically long list of Republican crimes: threatening me with a good time.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is completely outrageous and disgusting. This must immediately be blocked by Congress and Trump should be impeached for this. The US is now funding Putin’s war machine as he murders civilians including children. We are lost as a country.
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I want to go downtown and scream "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE! GULF OF MEXICO! LAKE ONTARIO!" to the skies, and wait for the Thought Police to come pick me up.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Too bad I'll never get to watch it. I'm not putting my TV on anything owned by Skydance.
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Louise @bombaycrone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Enjoy"? It'll be his first erection without chemical assistance (and tweezers) in decades. He gets off on death and suffering.
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So, how long before we're told that viewing the execution is mandatory?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ISIS would be proud of the Secretary of War Criminals. apnews.com/article/fort...
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh good. Real-life Thought Police. Exactly what I always wanted. #MakeOrwellFictionAgain
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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PhillipUSA @phillipusa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This…
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He makes a good point.
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And the worst part is he thinks he IS being subtle with this Simon Barsinister shit...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Trump regime wants to dismantle the International Criminal Court because it plans to continue committing war crimes. The Trump regime is refusing to allow international election monitors because it plans to continue committing election fraud. They are not being subtle.
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This makes "Dr. Strangelove" look like a documentary...
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God @thegodshow.com · 08/10/2026
Fuck you.
Trump from Oval Office says: “I could’ve done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could’ve done very, very bad things to Joe Biden. I could’ve done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama. I can do whatever I want, if I want.”

Man, fuck that guy.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is an actual post by the White House touting their “super intelligence.” They’re so incompetent, they spelled United States wrong. If you don’t believe me, click the link. x.com/whitehouse/s...
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, gee, this certainly makes $6 per gallon diesel worth it
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It makes a fellow proud to be a pagan...
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What? You mean RFK Jr.'s a lying sack of shit? Say it ain't so...
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Promises Made, Promises Broken: RFK Jr. Keeps COVID Vaccines From Children
The velocity with which RFK Jr. continues to break the promises he made during his confirmation hearings is simply incredible. As we get further and further away from those hearings, which amazingl…
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I dunno what they think that’s going to solve, but he’s probably dumb enough to try it. Still gonna lose. 🤷‍♂️
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It would be a real shame if that were to happen. 😎
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A major kerfuffle where Meta products put users' data in position for exploitation? WhatEVER will they do, as they've never trod their tootsies upon this terrain before...
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Meta’s AI Agent Muse Launches With Nasty Zero-Day Flaw, Then Gets Blocked By Amazon
After burning $80 billion on the failed metaverse pivot — and billions more on desperate “me too” offerings in the AI space — Meta is looking to leverage its massive ad domi…
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's what he wants; his bloodlust won't be satisfied until he gets to mow down protestors. Preferably personally. That's why he wants his fever-dream DC arch to be an ammo depot; he wants snipers on that thing for future protests.
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/09/2026
SERIOUSLY ASKING YOU: How much longer can things go on like this? Gas and food prices this high? His own voters are losing their minds over it and Congress was sent home in September. How much longer can things go on like this?
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also hard to describe how deliberate this was on someone's part; no way in hell this was a complete accident.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marco Rubio: “Iranians are radical religious lunatics.” Also: Have you met Paula White, the White House faith advisor?
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because being batshit crazy isn't enough, let's add being a racist fuck for extra credit...
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RFK Jr. Yoinks Millions Meant To Keep Minority Infants Alive For His Security Detail
What if all this time, we have completely misunderstood RFK Jr.’s obsession with keeping children from being vaccinated? What if the notion that he was a true anti-vaxxer, or was ignorant and…
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I move to replace his audio going forward with "Yakety Sax". More entertaining and makes more sense.
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎯🎯
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Big bucks, no whammys...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Charles Manson made more sense.
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm in Kentucky, don't threaten me with a good time... 👍
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's just trolling, and now everything is more expensive and half our food is being recalled.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There have been so many impeachable offenses, but lying about how you were a hero on a day that 2,753 people died in NYC in the 9/11 disaster—when you were on the other side of town, safely calling local media to brag about how you now had the tallest downtown building—is such a despicable one
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Because of course they are.
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Anthropic Is Building a Predictive Surveillance System to Monitor Activists - The American Prospect
New hires and comments in interviews show that the AI giant is using its capabilities against dissenters.
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Daniel Paslin @djpaslin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good point. Anything that the current regime says should be viewed with heavy skepticism.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm just a girl standing in front of a single bag of groceries that I just spent $78 on, asking that none of it get recalled this week.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A truer post has never been posted.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Vance says he "wouldn't be surprised if the Antichrist was walking among us." Have you MET your boss...
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JD Vance Says He’s OK With Bringing About the End Times
The vice president gave a bizarre interview with an evangelist podcaster.
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 20/08/2026
ICE: "We're going to start using torture gloves against the public." Public: "What the fuck, you should not have those." Omaha PD: "What's the big deal, we have them." Public: "what" Omaha PD: "We use them on school children."
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The electric shock gloves ICE is spending up to $20 million on are already being given to police officers in Omaha public schools | Fortune
The Omaha Police Department was awarded more than $65,000 for 40 pairs of the gloves in May 2025.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
God, look at these three loafs of discount white bread.
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Jim's Apocalypse Mart @jimsapocalypsemart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This took me perhaps fifteen seconds to read, and I desperately want that fifteen days seconds back now.
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