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JZ

@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social

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TSLAQ OG and waiting for the FO stage for about 10 years but not sure if it will happen anymore. Here because zuck is also a loser. Wen SPCXQ. MLF hater!

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PPP Grifter 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 23h

Everyone involved with helping Russia should be thrown in prison

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Jason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 22h

Step 1: Draft "[Player X] will be traded to an undetermined location for an undetermined amount at an undetermined time" post Step 2: Attach "BREAKING NEWS" graphic Step 3: Profit?

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Bahahaha Europe successfully made them rename the software from Full Self Driving to Assisted Driving lmao

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Prime needs to let Star Daniels eat in peace lmao

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026

Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"

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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 08/10/2026

Her settlement is going to be well into the 8 figures. All these officials are stupid and evil

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The one good thing about staying at a company for 5 years is all the shit you can reminisce on. I have also learned that if you crossed me in the slightest I get to speak ill of your name for years 😂

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Kickers man

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Glitch in the matrix? I found this article for you: - www.investing.com/news/earning...

Tesla earnings missed, revenue topped estimates By Investing.com

Tesla earnings missed, revenue topped estimates

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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ex-colleague and Brewers fan extraordinaire Evan Casey with one of my favorite tweets in a while.

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Sleepin Dogo @sleepindogo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ok. Hear me out... $TSLA $SPCX

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Woot woot Jackson Chuorio!

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

All the talk about the end of the Brewers game has me wondering what my own trajectory might have been had I not hit some obstructions myself, imagine how far I might have gone or where I could have landed if perhaps my own Padres had been different.

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hmmmmmmm so it was getting caught anyways

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s an out lmao, thanks ueck

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fuuuuck damn’t Miz

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Musk wrote that post like Tesla just found a new problem. It didn’t. Cameras losing dark, low-contrast objects at night is the oldest limitation in the book, and it’s why everyone else put lidar and radar on their cars…” Teslarians, your hero is a moron. There, I said it. $TSLA $TSLAQ

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fun fact about me is my only underage happened in Houghton and I think I saw about two females

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women

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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me rewatching the Packers vs Falcons

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The SNL skits write themselves these days

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can we just fire MLF and the oline coaches today

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I mean we are not shocked the dude sides with Elon

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh no I missed something being offline today huh

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pretty sure that both the hawk and myself were scared shitless when he landed on my deck with the loudest thump. He was huge and glad he choose the railing and not me to land on.

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Except the Dems in power won’t sadly

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wow I am shocked

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I really need to stop calling out VPs in emails

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am so happy we extended gutey and mlf. Also happy i can extend my hatred beyond MLF, now.

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Packer fans right now (that’s me)

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What is ed policy going to do or can we vote his ass out

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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Milwaukee Brewers are the first Major League Baseball team to win 100 games since 2023.

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

lol someone hacked my TickPick account and the subscription bombed my email

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NDR, Jones Act and Circuit Split Disrespecter @negdiscountrt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every f*cking time. If only Veggie Joe had investigated Trump and Epstein properly…

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/09/2026

🚨🚨🚨PARAMOUNT ASKED ELON MUSK FOR AN EQUITY INVESTMENT AMID PURCHASE OF HBO, WHICH HAS STREAMING RIGHTS TO THE "MUSK" DOCUMENTARY🚨🚨🚨

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Everything he touches….

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What is going on with teslzer today lol

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Interesting against .500 and above teams in the NL west. Talk about a “top” heavy division that benefited feasting on the bottom 2

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Why did Taylor swift get dragged in here, I am confused 😂

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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Macklemore can sue Robert Kraft for Tortious Interference for economic harm and I hope he does. Discovery would be fun: "Which other stadium owners did you talk to?" and "We need all related emails, text messages and contracts between you and them and you and Sheeran and Sheeran's team."

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Joey Ortiz has a better batting average then Brice Turang 😂 what a wild season for him

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Kirk @kirkwong.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I am just happy that Matt Lafluer and the packers hurt me enough that I never got excited for this season. Hopefully he either learns(doubtful we have had too many years of that chance already) or he gets fired until then you can’t hurt me. Make fun of them NFC North fans!

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Drank morning coffee and then realized my area is an a water boil. Hopefully the machine still gets hot enough and the acidity does the job!

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

MLF hating szn starting early

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JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Harrison is really just that bad now

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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Public service announcements appearing on the Tube (spoof ofc)👌🏼

Main sign (blue, centre):
Notice to users of smart glasses
Everyone thinks you look like a massive nonce
The sign shows an icon of a pair of glasses with a camera lens on the frame and a wireless signal symbol above it.

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

@enricopalazzo.bsky.social spreading the gospel this political season

JZ @jimmyalapdance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Volume down bad on Tesla….It’s a long road to death

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