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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️

@jimdigriz.bsky.social
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Now that society is all ferrocrete and stainless steel there are fewer gaps in the joints. It takes a very smart rat indeed to find these openings. Only a stainless steel rat can be at home in this environment.

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When we talk about the costs and benefits to companies of having people work from home we should always include the $90m almost-lost budget and $500m box office for Toy Story 2 which only exists because a pregnant employee working from home had a backup copy when it was deleted from the server.
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welp. #SocialWorkSky, #JusticeSensitivity Sky and all sundry and assorted SJW ppl—we’re up. It’s us, artists, religious scholars, teaching aids, and musicians At least it means we’re doing something right, i suppose. I will say this: I couldn’t be more proud of the company
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if we all stomp on the brakes at once
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you have the opportunity to go see @alyankovic.bsky.social in his latest show Bigger and Weirder, go. Go immediately. I was at the Baton Rouge show last night and unquestionably one of the best shows I’ve ever been to. Production value was off the charts and the man still slaps.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stop saying actionable shit online. This is all public, folks.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, that’s not ideal.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait, wait… a Black man used the n-word to another Black man, a white man then used it, one of the Black men confronted the white man BUT DID NOT HIT HIM AND INSTEAD WALKED AWAY AND BROKE SOMETHING IN THE KITCHEN, and all three got kicked off The Challenge? #FreeNelson (& probably Leo) #TheChallenge
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Guy in the middle of a divorce has dated more than one woman! Film at 11!
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AlimentaryMagic @elenaperez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Goddammit.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have never seen a larger collection of men who clearly have a SUPER weird dick than this administration.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You should read this thread and all of the dozens of hilarious insults in it, but they can all be contained within the single truism that encompasses all men in this administration: my man looks like he has a weird dick.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watched the Netflix UNTOLD about Raygun last night and we should all watch it and feel slightly silly for believing some insane things at the time.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@medusaswink.bsky.social MCONNELL TOOK HIS FACE…. OFF
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My wife and I grew up in Arizona which has no daylight savings and 30 years after we left I still give her a pass for not being able to do time zone math because that’s what you do for people you love.
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
youtu.be
Quarterflash - Harden My Heart
YouTube video by QuarterflashVEVO
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How embarrassing to be a dead senator who's not important enough for a big cover-up
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Again demonstrating that Quarterflash’s hit single “Harden My Heart” is terrible medical advice.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dear South Carolina: since 1954 that Senate seat has been held by either Strom Thurmond or Lindsey Graham. Real chance to do better coming up.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If watching a rapist injure himself while also being humiliated is your kind of thing, here's a gift.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I wonder who else was in the car for the Republican National Convention Final Destination opening scene?
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh no. I hope I don’t go to collegiality jail for telling everyone I sort of hope theists are right so Lindsey Graham burns in hell now that he’s dead.
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“I was on the phone with him just this morning”
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“But I want to tell you what he was like to hang out with in private when there were no stakes” is a very common response to the death of a person who had immense power in situations with high stakes.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Man, so many people who downplayed Covid infection are dying of heart attacks. I wonder what that’s about.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The defense department spend about a trillion dollars before July ended this year. But yes, be very wary of the nickel from your taxes used for SNAP benefits or whatever.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The rumor that Mitch McConnell’s body is being kept alive until an election deadline passes at which point they’ll pull the plug on him because they have no further use for him is honestly the most Mitch McConnell thing that has ever Mitch McConnelled.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Imagine how fucking stupid you’d have to be to see how this President handled SARS-CoV-2 and think “I bet he’s handling this Ebola thing in exactly the right way.”
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Lᴇɢꜱ Bᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨ @maybecam.blacksky.app · 28/04/2026
eek
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I don’t know, guys, I’m starting to think logical debate isn’t actually changing Trump supporters’ minds. But let’s give it another decade, I’m sure it’ll work then. They’re probably good people, just confused.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
No lies were told.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
Them: ADHD isn’t a disability, it’s a super power! Me: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SUPERPOWER MAKES YOU HEAR THE THEME SONG TO CHARLES IN CHARGE ON LOOP FOR A WEEK
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pershing48.bsky.social @pershing48.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Noam Chomsky and Stephen Pinker say Epstein was an intellectual force with a mind like steel trap and then his e-mails read like the ending of Flowers for Algernon.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Your friends who are sex assault survivors are having a rough week.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Ha, so weird that there would be statements about Trump’s people threatening girls with being buried on Trump’s golf course as a method of control and long after that he actually buried the ex wife who documented him abusing her on his golf course. What a coincidence!
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I don’t come on social media much anymore primarily because I assume no one wants to see me just post “what the actual fuck?” Or “We literally and specifically told you all this was going to happen, and you’re still denying it’s happening” thirty times a day.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Trump: “It is perfectly reasonable to kidnap the president of another country and take him into custody” Democrats:
A meme with two photos, the first is a disgusted “absolutely not” facial reaction, the second is a “but maybe….” face
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Must be pretty confusing to be one of those “vote Trump for peace” folks this week. Of course if you’re that stupid everything is probably pretty confusing all the time.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
One of the greatest mobster movie scenes in history. I will die on this hill.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Link was the best user anyone followed. It’s not just you. There’s a reason I spend very little time here these days, certainly since Link’s short-lived retirement earlier this year. It’s that the Wild West days are gone and I remember what Arizona was like for about 75 years after they ended there.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Hungry Like The Wolf
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Doctors are literally the worst.
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
My grandmother used to say, “It’s just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man” and for the first time it has occurred to me to wonder whether my grandmother might not have been a lesbian 🤔
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Breaking news: pentagon allegedly thinks the children of middle and upper middle class white people will now agree to get shot at in a desert somewhere because a podcaster they loved was murdered. Reached for comment, the pentagon through a spokesperson said “nah, it’ll mostly still be the poor.”
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
You being careless puts those people in more danger. You signed up for a protest? Great, now the police can subpoena the records, determine who signed up, and check their social media for photos, check their phone locations for who was nearby, etc, etc.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This thread. I understand many on this site are new to protests with the kind of stakes your current protests have. But you need to become aware of those stakes and be aware that there are new risks you may not have had to think about before. Listen to the people who have already lived those stakes.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
“Political violence” quickly reaching “date rape” levels of subdividing crimes with descriptors for no good reason I can think of.
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I am a lawyer but I'm not YOUR lawyer. But this is very good guidance. SHUT THE FUCK UP WEDNESDAY IS IN EFFECT.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The problem is not that our laws don’t let people “decide to die with dignity.” The problem is that we’ve let everyone convince us that being bedridden, confused, and/or incontinent means you don’t have dignity.
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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I think my favorite food packaging trend of the last couple decades is “MADE WITH REAL INGREDIENTS”. Really reminds me of the rapid decline of American discourse and intelligence so I don’t overestimate people.
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