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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Trump: “It is perfectly reasonable to kidnap the president of another country and take him into custody” Democrats:

A meme with two photos, the first is a disgusted “absolutely not” facial reaction, the second is a “but maybe….” face

Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

If this isn’t an argument to your authority on this subject, in addition to your posts about how organizations are created and built (“begins and ends with record keeping”) you may need to consider your communication skills.

Post by lostmissives.bsky.social stating: “Hi, it's me. I'm a social
movement studies scholar who has been personally involved with social movement groups including Occupy, Earth First!, and Rising Tide. Please, tell me more about this magical way of building organizations that doesn't require record keeping.”

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Quote this with a performance that stole a film: Bill Murray in Zombieland

Woody Harrelson checking on Zombie Bill Murray in Zombieland

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

And its lasting or waning effects on Black population density throughout the United States. Incredible subject on so many levels.

Current (2020) map of Black population density in the United States with intense population density in the SE and virtually no population density elsewhere.

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

The number of idiots who understand things about a year after they would matter in this country is reaching an all time high.

Headline: Americans increasingly say they see meaningful differences between the Republican and Democratic parties

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

To be fair, that is a really warm greeting.

McCafé cup with two mittens and snow graphics that look like an outline of someone bent over and spreading their cheeks.

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

“The Fascinating Delusion Of Thinking Your Children Will All Want To Raise Children In The Hellscape Of A World You Created And Are Still Creating”

Headline “The Unspoken Grief of Never Becoming a Grandparent” with a photo of a mature woman clutching a black and white photo of a toddler and a summary discussing the fact that lots of people choose not to have kids, depriving their parents of grandkids

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Yeah, we lost an 80 lb lab mix a few months ago who was the heart of our pack. We swore we wouldn’t get another big dog but walked past this sweetie at an adoption event and couldn’t keep walking.

Sleeping puppy who will steal your heart and your lunch when she wakes up.

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

From another social media site. I think that about covers it.

I’ve been silent most of my life about children, but every single reason I never had them and never will is on display over the last 24 hours.

It’s not because I don’t believe I would be a good father, and my wife would unquestionably be an incredible mother. But I would never be able to set free into this world a human being I felt responsible for. Not the world I’ve been watching them build all my life.

There is a better world out there. It’s there. We can see it. There is, it’s been so close we can almost touch it all my life. But only almost. As a child I believed that every time we got close, the terrified and the uncaring pulled it away from us, as a joke. Like Lucy with the football. But as I got older, it became clear that they pull us away from it. Yanking us backward. Because where they are feels safer, and

because they selfishly want us to remain with them.

There is a better world out there. It’s there. We can see it. There is, it’s been so close we can almost touch it all my life. But only almost.

I am an atheist, but I have based my life on love and forgiveness. Because I think that is where the future of humanity lies, if it has a future. I am lucky to have been forgiven for many things I’ve done. I have forgiven those in my life for things you would never believe. At the drop of a hat. At a request. Or without them even acknowledging what they’ve done. I’ve lost track of the number of times people in my life have asked me - crying - to forgive them for some long ago wrong or perceived wrong and responded with “I forgave you for that a long time ago.” My capacity for

forgiveness is enormous.

But it is not infinite. Forgiveness is hard. It takes a lot of energy. Energy I need for other things. Even Jesus, when asked, did not say that we should forgive infinite times. I don’t have a set number like seventy-seven, and I will continue to work to forgive because I believe that is how the human race moves forward, but there will come a point where my forgiveness reaches an end.

There is a better world out there. It’s there. We can see it. There is, it’s been so close we can almost touch it all my life. But only almost. Stop making me have to try to forgive you.

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Gearing up for Trump’s America, Part II

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Nice to see the Skyline is still in sync.

Two posts next to each other on the Skyline: the first telling readers to log off and get some rest, the second, unrelated post stating that turning off the poster’s phone is impossible this evening.

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

Watching MAFS’s matching episode and… what the fuck is Oat Malk?

Refrigerator with nothing much in it but a bottle marked “Oil Free Oat MALK Original”

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #50,699! I have no idea whether that’s good or not!

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 17/08/2024

Wife just reminded me of this one. It’s describing a song being sung in French.

A woman facing away, outside on pavement. The closed captioning reads “[gibberish vocalization]”

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 28/07/2024

Marco Rubio: They’re saying the same things about JD Vance that they’d say about any Republican Rolling Stone:

Rolling Stone headline from October 2022 that says “J.D. Vance Has a Burnt Monkey Testicle Problem”

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 07/07/2024

If you were a vehicle, what kind of vehicle would you be?

A tanker truck with the name “TMI” printed across the rear

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 06/07/2024

lol. “Consistently reliable journalist”

A screenshot of Olivia Nuzzi’s puff piece “Mike Cernovich Pivots From Pizzagate to Not-So-Fake News”

Olivia Nuzzi tweeting “Trump For Emperor!” on February 27, 2015

Olivia Nuzzi tweeting “Can’t believe how much eight years changed Obama” with side by side photos of
1. Obama when he was first elected; and
2. Obama eight years older with lipstick and rouge photoshopped onto his face

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 26/06/2024

The greatest love story ever told on Love Island USA

Leah on Love Island, having just told Rob “I want you”: “What are you thinking?”

Rob: “Do you ever think about where eels come from?”

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 22/06/2024

Hey Siri, show me a metaphor for how the Supreme Court interprets the Second Amendment

Photo of a man holding a German Shepherd in his arms next to a sign which states “If your dog poops pick it up please”

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Tweet: Why are IT guys such dicks?

Reply: Last week I drove two hours to push the power button on a server that three separate people assured me was already on.

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

Watched Over The Top last night and no one ever talks about the fact that Stallone’s character Lincoln Hawk named his son Mike. Mike Hawk. He named his son Mike Hawk.

Over The Top movie poster showing Stallone making a fist with his semi truck in the background.

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 04/05/2024

Sure, sex is great, but when was the last time you cleaned your fridge?

A photo of my recently cleaned and organized refrigerator.

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 21/03/2024

Elliot Page won’t see your stupid transphobic question asking if “anyone thinks he actually looks like a man” but Burn Gorman might. Do better.

Black and white photo of Burn Gorman, who looks a lot like an older version of Elliot Page.

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 17/03/2024

Happy “The Only Saint Most People Can Name” Day

Tryptic:
Panel 1: a roadside sign that says “SCHOOL ZONE M-F”
Panel 2: Data from Star Trek saying “School zone Monday thru Friday”
Panel 3: Samuel L. Jackson dressed as Jules from Pulp Fiction

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 23/02/2024

I for some reason never really like much that he’s in, but god damn it Josh Gondelman is a funny and insightful man.

Josh Gondelman tweet stating:

Tom Sandoval was not supposed to be this famous. At MOST he should be a guy that a handful of women across LA have saved in their phone as "Mustache Tom DO NOT ANSWER."

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

Perhaps if he used his property for less pubic uses, he’d have less lawsuits.

The original post’s photo, with the phrase “pubic use” circled in red.

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

“Buddy, later on if the van is rockin’ don’t come a-knock in’!”

Travis Kelce yelling at Andy Reid on the sideline

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

“Taylor said she doesn’t fuck losers, Andy! Don’t you fucking do this to me!”

Photo of Travis Kelce yelling at Andy Reid on the sideline

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

I understand bringing no straws. I appreciate bringing two straws. Dear DoorDash: why do you keep bringing us two drinks and ONE straw? Do you want to start a fight?

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 10/02/2024

Should have brought a papaya. You can win this.

A photo of a papaya cut in half and looking suspiciously like a vulva.

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 04/02/2024

Guys, I don’t actually refer to myself as slippery and my name isn’t Jim DiGriz. Some of you never read The Adventures of the Stainless Steel Rat and it shows.

Book cover to The Adventures of the Stainless Steel Rat by Harry Harrison

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 31/01/2024

Hey, everybody. Is it gay to have a famous billionaire girlfriend?

Copy of tweet by Owen Benjamin about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift stating:

“Why would a rich famous guy marry a 34 year old woman? If you started immediately you MIGHT be able to have two kids. And she's publicly had sex with a ton of guys. Despite her wealth she's very low quality for any successful male. Just seems weird and almost like he's a gay guy.
Why would a successful man want a middle aged woman who's always on tour? Is it...could it be...because he's gay?”

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social · 26/01/2024

Thank goodness the ladies have this protector

Photo of Scott Adams on stage looking like a less protectorish version of Dr. Drew.

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