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hiii :neocat_happy: i like to tinker in software and hardware, sometimes successfully :neocat_blep: i also do webdev and ui design even though i suck at both […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.ml/@jilotta, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
@rf, посоветуйте, пожалуйста, где можно купить BTC или LTC за российские рубли без KYC? Буду покупать где-то на 9000 ₽ (0,002 BTC, 2,9 LTC)
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760ceb3b9c0ba4872cadf3ce35a7a494 @760ceb3b9c0ba4872cadf3ce35a7a4.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
you ever just code something
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
github.com/MicrosoftDocs/windows-dr… >This repository has been disabled. >Access to this repository has been disabled by GitHub Staff due to a violation of GitHub's terms of service. The start of the Microslop Civil War
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The official Windows Driver Kit documentation sources - MicrosoftDocs/windows-driver-docs
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2026
#duckduckfedi #askfedi @rf посоветуйте, как можно перевести деньги из России в США без KYC? Через крипту можно, главное, чтобы за рубли
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Emil Jacobs - Collectifission @collectifission.greennuclear.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
Finally, a real use case for JavaScript
Header: "British woman without cervic and vagina naturally becomes pregnant after reconstructive surgery", with an error code: "JavaScript must be enabled to use this feature".
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026
is 2026 gonna be the year of web design
GitHub showing a Markdown file. The Copy icon is horribly off-center. The code cuts off 45 pixels away from the edge of the textbox, making it look like it fits into the textbox size and thus isn't horizontally scrollable. The scrollbar only appears on hover, meaning there is no way to just see that the text is cut off.
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2026
there are only two kinds of people 1. power over ethernet en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_over_Et… 2. ethernet over power en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethernet_over…
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Power over Ethernet - Wikipedia
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2026
is 2026 gonna be the year of web design
New Stack Overflow design opened on a phone. Looks extremely generic and not like Stack Overflow at all.

Icons are drawn in a weird style, margins are all over the place. The asker's username field is one character wide. The "Accepted answer" indicator's background is very broken. There are many other cursed things.
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solo @solonovamax.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2026
"I asked chatgpt"
"I asked grok"

well I asked my owner and  she told me not to worry about it :3

[drawing of a catgirl wearing a pink sweater with pink hair and a pink tail being patted on the head looking quite pleased, with some hearts drawn around her]
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2026
#DuckDuckFedi is there a way to intercept all filesystem calls except for a particular file, in which case a fake one is shown? kind of like proxychains does for networking if there isn't a tool, maybe there are some technologies and advice i could use? thanks! :boost_requested:
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 06/02/2026
:neofox_pat_up: :neofox_pat_up: :neofox_pat_flop: :neofox_pat_flop: :neofox_cool_fingerguns: :neofox_think_cool: :neofox_cool_fingerguns: :neofox_think_cool: :neofox_baa: :neofox_googly_woozy_bonk:
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Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/02/2026
I don’t need ChatGPT. I just have to post on Mastodon ‘I don’t know this thing’ and all of my autistic acquaintances converge here to explain things to me
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 31/01/2026
why does xorg
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2026
i bricked my phone (again), but it's a different one this time, Tecno Spark Go 1 (unisoc t615) basically i did a stupid thing and removed the system_b partition instead of system_a, and now i cant flash anything to system, or even load into fastboot i have the stock rom from needrom, and the […]
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2026
[penpot rant] happy new year to everyone! :blobcatchristmasglowsticks: and yet another #penpot frustration: in figma, you can share the whole project as viewable or editable by complete strangers who don't even have an account in penpot, you have to add the viewers to your team. sure […]
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 26/12/2025
trying to use #penpot instead of figma, since the new ui is laggy here's my experience so far: - crash - crash - the ibm plex font supports one character less than in figma - crash - there's no way to make a pretty underline except flexbox - wait there are no negative margins??? - crash - what […]
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FlohEinstein @floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2025
Why use a URL shortener when you can use a phishy URL extender? phishyurl.com Keep your security people alert and awake, generate phishing-looking redirecting link #infosec
https://cheap-bitcoin.online/backdoor-loader/rat-controller/malware_patch.exe?cachecontrol=inject&cookievalue=steal&file=poison&id=fc3188fb&payload=%28function%28%29%7B+return+Math.floor%284.9%29%3B+%7D%29%28%29%3B&port=scan
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2025
Girls are neat #feditips
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2025
> @lavacat > lava cat > look inside > fox
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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2025
"clippy wouldn't spy on you" yeah the fuck he would. Introducing Clippy 2 now with Copilot. He's smarter than ever and will do all those things you think he wouldn't. He'll enslave you if it means it'll get that damn letter written.
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2025
@rf, посоветуйте программу удаленного доступа! Мне надо помочь бабушке (убрать вирусню и приложения поставить). У неё есть только планшет на Android. У меня есть и телефон, и компьютер, так что клиент можно для любой ОС. Вся эта вещь должна работать в РФ. Что пробовала: LiteManager вылетает […]
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2025
real hackers use :neodox:
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2025
#real #people don't #make every other #word a #hashtag #fucking #stop #feditips
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AT @at.mathstodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2025
@anthropy But have you considered: the microton of TNT equivalent? It’s • unambiguous: the ‘ton’ in ‘microton’ refers to metric tons by definition; • 1 μt = 1 kcal, so only the units need to be changed on packaging; • familiar: kt’s and Mt’s of TNT equivalent are familiar quantities for people […]
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2025
robot girl that uses purrli.com as a tts
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2025
if a bot wears a fishnet, does it become a botnet
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2025
HP опять поменял интерфейс своего мобильного приложения, и вместе с этим сломал вход по паролю. Теперь только код по почте Когда они уже закончат страдать фигнёй :neocat_cry_loud:
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bomberfish ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ @bomberfish.ca · 15/08/2025
@link
all modern digital infrastructure xkcd with a angry birds slingshot off to the side labeled "ai"
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Lilith Ashley Nyx Arson :mk_demon_red: @root.possum.city.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2025
you know it's outside when you go outside and it's outside
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2025
what if instead of sudo it was judo and instead of making the program run as root it made you run away
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2025
I’m buying this and I’m not taking the sticker off.
A coffee mug that, due to the placement of the price sticker, reads my ass is $2 reduced for quick sale.
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rar is win @xyla.zip · 07/08/2025
ansible is an anagram of lesbian and that's as much as you need to know
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2025
сегодня я почувствовала себя героем комикса какого? xkcd.com/1172 :neocat_googly_woozy: в десктопном приложении telegram на sway, по крайней мере, по дефолту, нельзя быстро печатать уродливый смех по типу "))0))00))00)00)00)0)0". в терминале можно, на dwm в телеге и в терминале можно […]
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2025
seeing people say that 8 GB of RAM isn't enough for standard tasks anymore the second time this month, so I wanted to ask fedi: is it true? I always thought that the average office computer and consumer laptop has 3-4 gigs, like a phone does; and that out of those 4 gigs, only 2 are used for […]
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Jux 🏳️‍⚧️& - MOVED TO @JuxGD@plasmatrap.com @juxgdfedi.codeberg.page · 25/07/2025
hey everyone pls cw your things 🥺
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rar is win @xyla.zip · 24/07/2025
i'm glad that the amount of knowledge about the scroll lock key has never changed
Oh, yes. About the "Scroll Lock" key on the IBM PC keyboard: Used with the Ctrl key, it is modified to serve as a break when using a BASIC program. But by itself, IBM's "Guide to Operations'" will only say it is an "inactive key."
"What is it for?" Key Tronic's expert was asked. "I don't know." Tidden answered. "But we put it on ours, too." /PC
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2025
те "люди", которые придумали делать полки в плацкарте длиной 175 см, давно заслужили премиальную полку в аду с длиной 100 см и высотой в 30 :neocat_devil:
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2025
my life is a symphony the first part is allegro rondo in cis minor, the second part is adagio in E
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my life is a symphony the first part is allegro rondo in cis minor, the second part is adagio in E
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2025
i feel like the tv broadcasters are trying to get everyone off the tv at this point television nowadays has more ads than content, and those ads are extremely repetitive and annoying and then there's this thing they do where they just show the channel logo pulsing for like ten minutes with the […]
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2025
:blobcatgooglyteacup:
electric kettle with an "egg boiling plate"
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2025
@mo я опять прошу эмодзей :neocat_floof_explode: neodog и, возможно, neobot да, два полных пака :neocat_googly_shocked: с щенкодевочками и рободевочками без эмодзи :pat: общаться неудобно, да и, возможно, сами они тоже у нас найдутся может, и правда сделать генератор neomoji […]
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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2025
Hey there! To show you the unstoppable power of Copilot's infinite knowledge, I'm challenging a Chess grandmaster (confirmed by the local high school chess club in a small town) to play against Copilot! This will be a thread documenting the moves.
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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2025
THE MEATBAG... wins by default. We will be discontinuing Copilot in the coming weeks.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 14/07/2025
this is an official google teaching resource
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back up data
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youw device is managed by youw owganization. òωó a-administwatows c-can access t-the data in a-any pwofiwe on t-this device.

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bomberfish ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ @bomberfish.ca · 13/07/2025
call me crazy but i don't think we should try and completely wipe x11 from the face of the earth. like, some hardware configurations just might not work with wayland
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maria @jilotta.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2025
The fedizens use a secret language that only they and a couple of researchers understand. It has evolved over thousands of years and only consists of numbers and punctuation. Here is what it sounds like: — :3? — :333
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kade² @thawkade.lethallava.land.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2025
Thank you Gboard.
Gboard suggesting an "old man yaoi!!!!!" Sticker after I typed it The aforementioned old man yaoi!!!!! Sticker
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