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@jhlava.bsky.social
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random dad and man from massachusetts

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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you think this is about politics and not getting half of Paxtons 15+ houses, I’ve got a bridge for sale you might be interested in.
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Kate Manne @katemanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote for @thecut.com about the Cornell case and what it says that, at my institution and many others like it, protesters are often punished more harshly than sexual assailants www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looks like Pop ran the wrong route. He and Henry were right next to each other.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure how much this will help, but there’s a great slightly old NPR interview with an FBI hostage negotiator on how he buys a car. There’s some good tips. www.npr.org/sections/mon...
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Episode 425: An FBI Hostage Negotiator Buys A Car
On today's show, three stories of professional negotiators using negotiation in their everyday lives.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/leya...
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love this
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry for your loss man. It’s brutal. Lost mine last year. It does get better, hang in there!
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s a face made for radio
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
But of course you are
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Really coming on here and bragging about getting leid? smh
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Forgot you evangelicals vacillate so quickly between over sharing and hurumphing
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just give the green thing to your husband and see what he uses it for.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That seems dangerous. I loved the old school Citrus Cooler.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thank you for sharing this watery truth
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is clearly an AI-generated image
mitch mcconnell sitting up in a hospital bed except with a few parts that look like ai:

- holding a piece of beef
- his wife has a fedora on
- he's smiling weird
- random extra arm next to bed
- guy peeking out from behind bed
- newspaper with nonsense text
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You are aware if this proves true you have to move, right?
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Him too? Fuck I liked that website.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
🤣
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Just grab another paper and re-roll
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Found one of the dumbest takes in a while.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This idea is amazing. Could it feature Jason statham as a soon to be retiring equipment manager who goes on a mission to recover both his teams bats and gloves, but also his soul?
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This isn’t true. I know this because I know someone who was in Reese’s club last year and they sold the rights to J.Los production company.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I dunno, they got Holiday for one mediocre pick and the ghosts of Rob Williams and Brogdon.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Also both those teams have been rumored to be looking to move them.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Combo of picks, cap space, Hauser/Gonzalez. Not saying I would do it, but it’s conceivable.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If holding onto JB, best case is prob Isaiah Stewart/Trey Murphy and a Timelord/Cason Wallace type.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It has nothing to do with Mamdani you lying fucks
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Times staffers who think it would help the GOP to elevate them certainly care.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
lol. I love that it lets you put 7’ Giannis at PG.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I did this for much longer than I care to admit, but finally got 82-0.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Best I’ve got so far. Not sure how this team loses ever
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
God this paper has declined so much. Absolute trash.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
That first month is brutal
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Resubscribing to a physical newspaper made a big difference in this regard for me!
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Their offense seems to be all hero ball. No movement.
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
For starters you won’t give your kid an eating disorder from making them brush their teeth.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
George it doesn’t matter if incomes go up if essential costs go up twice as fast. That still makes you poorer.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
That’s a she. Male cardinals are all red.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
David is Jewish. Stop telling Jewish people how to respond to antisemitism
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Incredible picture from Artemis II. That’s the entire world and you’re heading away.
View of Earth taken from the Artemis II Orion space capsule. A woman and her are in view as she looks back on our small world.
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Gregory @gkasabian.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Good video, but whoever told you to wear Santa pants should probably be let go.
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
🧵
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Hey @masnick.com wtf is this Bluesky ai stuff now?
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Jesse @jhlava.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Family Guy did an entire episode explaining this. Maybe that’s more his speed.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 27/03/2026
This is zuck one month after going on Rogan podcast claiming he would never takedown content based on government requests ever again
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