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@jgrdz.bsky.social
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 1h
Half the time I have no idea what the people I follow on here are talking about but I like seeing how enthusiastic y'all are about it
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
reason my 2yo had a meltdown tonight: he didn't like the the jellyfish his mom drew after he asked her to draw a jellyfish
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bro wait until you see their B support
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kid, drawing with chalk: "I want you to draw a geener." Me: "What's a geener?" Kid: "It has geeners called a...geener."
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need the baristas at the local coffee shop to immediately stop acknowledging that we are regulars and they know our names, I do not wish to be perceived
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is not even about a trip, he just has a train book that has a page about trains from around the world (all of which he knows the names of, there is something very funny about him pronouncing "Pendonlini" and "Shinkansen" correctly)
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
trying to explain what france is to my 2yo as if it will make any sense whatsoever to him
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In hindsight perhaps trying to read a massive book and play a massive video game at the same time in my extremely limited free time is not going to be particularly effective
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Hope be a turtle" - 2yo mishearing me say "Hope springs eternal"
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the greenfield lesbian bar story breaching containment and apparently becoming national news was not on my bingo card
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
concept: guy who makes his living in $5 increments by conveniently being part of every class action settlement
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if Piranesi is not already on your reading list I very highly recommend it, definitely not as long or dense as Strange & Norrell but it's one of my favorites from the last decade
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Roger Senserrich @4freedoms.es · 21/09/2026
He totally did the meme before the meme existed.
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
get equipped with holiday spirit
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love my kid, being a dad is truly my favorite thing I've ever done. but. kiddo go to sleep so daddy can play fire emblem
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredible
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
me when my kid is slightly more advanced in one random facet of development than another kid his age: this is great. I'm going to win at parenting, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(I have been waiting to post this since purchasing the book)
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
let's gormengooooooo
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"When the truck goes, it will be a...fuck!" Me, desperately trying not to draw too much attention to it: "Yeah, totally!"
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The dangers of having a 2-year-old who likes to rhyme and likes trucks are manifold
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you know it's dire when the governor nominees in your new state have you looking at kathy hochul with nostalgia
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf v0.4: Fixed an issue causing neutral NPCs to trigger combat for seemingly no reason.
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They fuckin got me
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the creation
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the ones who walk away from dollywood
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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
[library] hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
(also what's the etiquette on tagging authors active on bluesky? not sure how welcome getting mentions of "hey a rando read your book" is lmao)
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just finished reading Rakesfall by Vajra Chandrasekera. I think pretty easily the most structurally interesting novel I've read this year. Definitely did not fully understand it, and it's resistant to letting you get too comfortable in a narrative, but phenomenally written and a lot to chew on.
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes your 2-year-old comes up with lines like "My lights shine bright, my lights will never fade," and sometimes they come up with lines like "I'm a dog! I'm pooping in the grass!"
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How your email finds me.
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think I would like to start doing some longer-form blogging, if only to encourage myself to write more and engage a little more fully with what I'm reading these days.
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
happy birthday to me
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I haven't lived here long enough to have a strong grasp on local issues and probably won't be voting in the RI governor primary for that reason, but my impression from some cursory research is that both of the major candidates kinda suck
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm still so bummed that we had to move away from NYC right before the Hot Mamdani Summer
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Kid, eating peanut butter puffs: "I'm gonna give this one to Daddy." Me, taking it: "Oh, thanks bud!" Kid: "I taked it out of my mouth!"
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Grace your evangelization of Gormenghast (Gormangelization? Gormenghangelization?) may have convinced me to put Gormenghast on my to-read list
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
#1 thing I miss about NYC is having built-in reading time on my commute...much harder to find the time for it right now even with my fortunate work-from-home situation because any non-work time is parenting time.
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ah...we have reached the "my 2-year-old randomly wants to bite me" stage of parenthood
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
how am I supposed to be productive at work today when deltarune
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i don't care how much of a litbro it makes me sound like, dostoevsky fuckin slaps
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"you fool," you say. "you absolute nincompoop. wario and waluigi are NOT part of the mario brothers. you've shamed yourself and your entire family with this blunder." to you i say: who cares
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the brothers karamazov as the mario brothers alyushka = mario ivan = luigi mitya = wario smerdyakov = waluigi i will not elaborate
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
good afternoon, my kid is filling his toy jeep with flowers, life is nice sometimes
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jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
One last beautiful day of calling New York home.
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Orctober Law @orcishlaw.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
How did it take me this long to realize that this is literally the socialist left forcing "woke" on our children?!
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