jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026reason my 2yo had a meltdown tonight: he didn't like the the jellyfish his mom drew after he asked her to draw a jellyfish 010
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Kid, drawing with chalk: "I want you to draw a geener." Me: "What's a geener?" Kid: "It has geeners called a...geener." 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I need the baristas at the local coffee shop to immediately stop acknowledging that we are regulars and they know our names, I do not wish to be perceived 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026trying to explain what france is to my 2yo as if it will make any sense whatsoever to him 111
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In hindsight perhaps trying to read a massive book and play a massive video game at the same time in my extremely limited free time is not going to be particularly effective 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Hope be a turtle" - 2yo mishearing me say "Hope springs eternal" 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the greenfield lesbian bar story breaching containment and apparently becoming national news was not on my bingo card 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026concept: guy who makes his living in $5 increments by conveniently being part of every class action settlement 010
Reposted by @jgrdz.bsky.socialRoger Senserrich @4freedoms.es · 21/09/2026He totally did the meme before the meme existed. 019961
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I love my kid, being a dad is truly my favorite thing I've ever done. but. kiddo go to sleep so daddy can play fire emblem 010
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026me when my kid is slightly more advanced in one random facet of development than another kid his age: this is great. I'm going to win at parenting, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The dangers of having a 2-year-old who likes to rhyme and likes trucks are manifold 100
Reposted by @jgrdz.bsky.socialOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope this Ishmael finds you whale 332525552
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you know it's dire when the governor nominees in your new state have you looking at kathy hochul with nostalgia 000
Reposted by @jgrdz.bsky.sociallit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf v0.4: Fixed an issue causing neutral NPCs to trigger combat for seemingly no reason. 073
Reposted by @jgrdz.bsky.socialleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026the ones who walk away from dollywood 067464
Reposted by @jgrdz.bsky.socialBoo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 03/07/2023[library] hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale 171728365
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Just finished reading Rakesfall by Vajra Chandrasekera. I think pretty easily the most structurally interesting novel I've read this year. Definitely did not fully understand it, and it's resistant to letting you get too comfortable in a narrative, but phenomenally written and a lot to chew on. 100
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Sometimes your 2-year-old comes up with lines like "My lights shine bright, my lights will never fade," and sometimes they come up with lines like "I'm a dog! I'm pooping in the grass!" 000
Reposted by @jgrdz.bsky.socialc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026How your email finds me. 5050121180
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I think I would like to start doing some longer-form blogging, if only to encourage myself to write more and engage a little more fully with what I'm reading these days. 060
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I haven't lived here long enough to have a strong grasp on local issues and probably won't be voting in the RI governor primary for that reason, but my impression from some cursory research is that both of the major candidates kinda suck 000
Reposted by @jgrdz.bsky.socialjessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful 193126137999
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I'm still so bummed that we had to move away from NYC right before the Hot Mamdani Summer 010
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Kid, eating peanut butter puffs: "I'm gonna give this one to Daddy." Me, taking it: "Oh, thanks bud!" Kid: "I taked it out of my mouth!" 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026#1 thing I miss about NYC is having built-in reading time on my commute...much harder to find the time for it right now even with my fortunate work-from-home situation because any non-work time is parenting time. 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Ah...we have reached the "my 2-year-old randomly wants to bite me" stage of parenthood 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026how am I supposed to be productive at work today when deltarune 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026i don't care how much of a litbro it makes me sound like, dostoevsky fuckin slaps 010
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026the brothers karamazov as the mario brothers alyushka = mario ivan = luigi mitya = wario smerdyakov = waluigi i will not elaborate 100
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026good afternoon, my kid is filling his toy jeep with flowers, life is nice sometimes 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026One last beautiful day of calling New York home. 000
Reposted by @jgrdz.bsky.socialOrctober Law @orcishlaw.bsky.social · 02/06/2026How did it take me this long to realize that this is literally the socialist left forcing "woke" on our children?! 114233
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026on the other hand, this is my new soundtrack to packing, so it could be worseyoutu.beThe entire Ocarina of Time Soundtrack, if The Beatles made it (Sentence Mixing)YouTube video by RednasVGM 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026moving is fun, I love going through every single little scrap of paper we've ever kept to see if it has sensitive information on it 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026A list of names my toddler has come up with: 1. Bonga the blue truck (corresponds to a real toy) 2. Cwowie the red racecar (imaginary) 3. Yockit the yellow A train (imaginary) 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Kid was very excited to see this guy at the playground today 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026packing to move with a toddler is an entirely unprecedented level of chaos 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026finished reading the trees by percival everett -extremely grim but also extremely funny -everett is a very smart dude who goes to extreme lengths to set up the absolute silliest jokes you've ever read -he also may have the best grasp on writing trump's voice of any other writer I've seen 000
jgrdz.bsky.social @jgrdz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026"I don't have any face!" -2yo pretending to be one of his trains (in comparison to his thomas the tank engine train, which does have a face) 100
Reposted by @jgrdz.bsky.socialdownchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 01/05/2026tragic news . . . . . remember u always 8552241046
