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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 18h
Not really. The hardest part seems to be the duration, but it’s a small price to pay for Chicago summers tbh.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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scaaron 👻 @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ty to the diva(s) that put free palestine back on the gay pier ❤️
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Weekend trip invite to NOLA for Halloween: yay or nay 👻
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
6hr nap before bed last night during which I slept another 10. Finally feeling a bit rested 🥹
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Exceeds Expectations” on all categories of my annual review 😎
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“He’s been saying some dumb shit, like you.” Oh the badass that @ilhanmn.bsky.social is 🔥
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first six episodes of AHS13 are cute I guess, but the “horror” element better not simply be worshipping Satan 🙄
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Exploring Saugatuck, MI 😌
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Breaking my Saugatuck virginity this weekend 🥰
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh these opening credits okay AHS13 is gonna be delicious
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First time in years that I’ve cared about or planned to watch a new season premiere of American Horror Story
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Jessica Lange as Fiona Goode: Smoking & Knife
Alt: Jessica Lange as Fiona Goode: Smoking gif
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🫂🫶🏻
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Last day of summer pls don’t go 😭
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¡matt! ✶✶✶✶ @mattfromchicago.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rahm covered up a police murder so who the fuck cares what he thinks
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coworkers last night: we should have a cute dinner together while we’re at this conference! Coworkers tonight, drunk bc no food since lunch: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE AND WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE TOMORROW I love my job.
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All Seasons in Woodstock, IL! It’s super cute and a nice trip out of the city
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
CHILDREN OF GAZA TO MACKLEMORE: “We know they tried to silence you. Thank you for supporting us and standing with Palestine.”
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Food scene in Anaheim making me miss Chicago after being here two hours damn
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
27 more minutes to the airport with this uber driver wearing a Jesus shirt and listening to Jesus music
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Peter Griffin Falls Down the Stairs
Alt: Gif of Family Guy’s Peter Griffin breaking his own neck and falling to the floor
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Save me zzzquil gummy you’re my only hope
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seems as though Rigor Tortoise is almost as **** on the outside as he is on the inside
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We go to All Seasons Apple Orchard annually in Woodstock!
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Traveling solo for USCHA in Anaheim next week (even though I barely leave home) pls help 🥲
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Should I break my Eagle cherry tonight or stay in and order pizza?
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hometown glory 🔥
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As a native Chattanoogan, this brings me much joy 🫶🏻
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@wielderofthekey.bsky.social HBD from Chicago 🫶🏻
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
John Fetterman providing video remarks for the republiKlan midterm convention as if there is any further justification needed for PA voting him tf out in 2028
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
☑️ dinner date with my man ☑️ drinks at our fav bar ☑️ home before midnight 🔘sleep until noon
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
DC? Yeah no
“Your dialect map” survey results — Washington, DC
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Immediately going for that “Hide Alerts” option 🙂‍↔️
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Doing the People’s Work, thank you!! 🫶🏻
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Glad I saw this in time to exit at Chicago Ave (after taking a half hour to get there from the Oak St Beach curve). Michigan Ave is almost as bad 🥲
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Went to my first Cubs game today with @itsdionisio.bsky.social 😊🫶🏻
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Millennials just don’t want to work” ya goddamn right I don’t want my ability to healthily exist being contingent on capitalistic productivity
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
CHER STAY INSIDE THE DAMN HOUSE NOW
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WRONG 80-YEAR OLD AGAIN WHY
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Say when 🫶🏻🦋
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pilgrimage to Dollywood when
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🔥🔥🫶🏻
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bill Maher never had any credibility, and Dana Bash abandoned hers around 2015. Next.
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Guess it’s time to drag this old buss down Halsted
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Socialism is a scareword they have hurled at every advance the people have made… socialism is their name for most anything that helps the people. 1952. Truman. This is how stale their desperate fearmongering is. cc: @MarshaBlackburn
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So absorbed with work that I opened Outlook on my phone while sitting at my desk with Outlook open on my laptop. Happy Friday.
Adele laughing overlaying Adele crying
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Okay Michigan!! 🔥
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m already exhausted jfc but YAY
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
When everyone in the group finally starts realizing that I’m not the problem and that I’ve been right all along for YEARS about a toxic friend
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Here I Am Rita Repulsa
Alt: “Here I Am” Rita Repulsa Power Rangers
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