Reposted by ⛤ garrett ⛤onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them 8885891698
Reposted by ⛤ garrett ⛤scaaron 👻 @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ty to the diva(s) that put free palestine back on the gay pier ❤️ 0324
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Weekend trip invite to NOLA for Halloween: yay or nay 👻 030
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 03/10/20266hr nap before bed last night during which I slept another 10. Finally feeling a bit rested 🥹 010
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Exceeds Expectations” on all categories of my annual review 😎 030
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“He’s been saying some dumb shit, like you.” Oh the badass that @ilhanmn.bsky.social is 🔥 010
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The first six episodes of AHS13 are cute I guess, but the “horror” element better not simply be worshipping Satan 🙄 030
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh these opening credits okay AHS13 is gonna be delicious 010
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026First time in years that I’ve cared about or planned to watch a new season premiere of American Horror Storystatic.klipy.comJessica Lange as Fiona Goode: Smoking & KnifeAlt: Jessica Lange as Fiona Goode: Smoking gif 041
Reposted by ⛤ garrett ⛤¡matt! ✶✶✶✶ @mattfromchicago.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Rahm covered up a police murder so who the fuck cares what he thinks 04910
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Coworkers last night: we should have a cute dinner together while we’re at this conference! Coworkers tonight, drunk bc no food since lunch: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE AND WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE TOMORROW I love my job. 030
Reposted by ⛤ garrett ⛤The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026CHILDREN OF GAZA TO MACKLEMORE: “We know they tried to silence you. Thank you for supporting us and standing with Palestine.” 552462683
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Food scene in Anaheim making me miss Chicago after being here two hours damn 040
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 16/09/202627 more minutes to the airport with this uber driver wearing a Jesus shirt and listening to Jesus musicstatic.klipy.comPeter Griffin Falls Down the StairsAlt: Gif of Family Guy’s Peter Griffin breaking his own neck and falling to the floor 000
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Traveling solo for USCHA in Anaheim next week (even though I barely leave home) pls help 🥲 010
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Should I break my Eagle cherry tonight or stay in and order pizza? 010
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026John Fetterman providing video remarks for the republiKlan midterm convention as if there is any further justification needed for PA voting him tf out in 2028 040
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026☑️ dinner date with my man ☑️ drinks at our fav bar ☑️ home before midnight 🔘sleep until noon 010
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Went to my first Cubs game today with @itsdionisio.bsky.social 😊🫶🏻 010
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Millennials just don’t want to work” ya goddamn right I don’t want my ability to healthily exist being contingent on capitalistic productivity 010
Reposted by ⛤ garrett ⛤Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026CHER STAY INSIDE THE DAMN HOUSE NOW 0402
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Guess it’s time to drag this old buss down Halsted 050
Reposted by ⛤ garrett ⛤The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026“Socialism is a scareword they have hurled at every advance the people have made… socialism is their name for most anything that helps the people. 1952. Truman. This is how stale their desperate fearmongering is. cc: @MarshaBlackburn 251102604156
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026So absorbed with work that I opened Outlook on my phone while sitting at my desk with Outlook open on my laptop. Happy Friday. 010
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/08/2026When everyone in the group finally starts realizing that I’m not the problem and that I’ve been right all along for YEARS about a toxic friendstatic.klipy.comHere I Am Rita RepulsaAlt: “Here I Am” Rita Repulsa Power Rangers 030
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026My 15-min drive home from work downtown took 75 minutes 🙃 000
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Goddamn I feel so good after I go off on a dumb bitch 120
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My boo and me getting called “chulos” while passing a group of Latinos on the sidewalk like oh it’s gonna be a wild nightstatic.klipy.comSabrina Carpenter FlirtingAlt: Sabrina Carpenter flirty pose gif 020
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Seeing the photo and statement that Rigor Tortoise McConnell isn’t expiredstatic.klipy.comDramatic Restaurant KerfuffleAlt: Mad person flipping restaurant table 010
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Stopping by the bar after lunch and getting asked if I’m out celebrating (bc that old diva from SC is no more) 000
Reposted by ⛤ garrett ⛤Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Indeed. We are not forcing upon Graham the memory of him being a villain, a coward, and a malignant presence in the country; that was the legacy he chose again and again. He earned our contempt, as has everyone else on his path. 6980691627
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Saying “don’t talk to me” when problematic people lean in to try and hug me goodbye 050
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Annual tradition of cyberb*llying the r*cist dog whistlers complaining on the neighborhood fb page about post-Pride events 010
Reposted by ⛤ garrett ⛤Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026HAPPY PRIDE! FUCK ICE! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE! 115105891426
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Also lol at the $25 cover at Roscoe’s tonight like stop pls bc low-income gays also deserve space it’s Pride calm down 030
Reposted by ⛤ garrett ⛤Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 26/06/2026On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded: “Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.” 18074362602
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It’s the 50/50 hope/doom split for me. But also 🇲🇽🫶🏻 britmonkey.com/2020s-politi... 010
⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 19/06/2026At the point in life where I’m so tired of being at the bars and am begging for my friends to hear me when I say I would love to do anything else 010