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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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scaaron 👻 @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ty to the diva(s) that put free palestine back on the gay pier ❤️
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Weekend trip invite to NOLA for Halloween: yay or nay 👻
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
6hr nap before bed last night during which I slept another 10. Finally feeling a bit rested 🥹
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Exceeds Expectations” on all categories of my annual review 😎
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“He’s been saying some dumb shit, like you.” Oh the badass that @ilhanmn.bsky.social is 🔥
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first six episodes of AHS13 are cute I guess, but the “horror” element better not simply be worshipping Satan 🙄
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Breaking my Saugatuck virginity this weekend 🥰
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh these opening credits okay AHS13 is gonna be delicious
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First time in years that I’ve cared about or planned to watch a new season premiere of American Horror Story
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Jessica Lange as Fiona Goode: Smoking & Knife
Alt: Jessica Lange as Fiona Goode: Smoking gif
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Last day of summer pls don’t go 😭
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¡matt! ✶✶✶✶ @mattfromchicago.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rahm covered up a police murder so who the fuck cares what he thinks
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coworkers last night: we should have a cute dinner together while we’re at this conference! Coworkers tonight, drunk bc no food since lunch: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE AND WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE TOMORROW I love my job.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
CHILDREN OF GAZA TO MACKLEMORE: “We know they tried to silence you. Thank you for supporting us and standing with Palestine.”
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Food scene in Anaheim making me miss Chicago after being here two hours damn
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
27 more minutes to the airport with this uber driver wearing a Jesus shirt and listening to Jesus music
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Peter Griffin Falls Down the Stairs
Alt: Gif of Family Guy’s Peter Griffin breaking his own neck and falling to the floor
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Save me zzzquil gummy you’re my only hope
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Traveling solo for USCHA in Anaheim next week (even though I barely leave home) pls help 🥲
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Should I break my Eagle cherry tonight or stay in and order pizza?
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hometown glory 🔥
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
John Fetterman providing video remarks for the republiKlan midterm convention as if there is any further justification needed for PA voting him tf out in 2028
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
☑️ dinner date with my man ☑️ drinks at our fav bar ☑️ home before midnight 🔘sleep until noon
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
DC? Yeah no
“Your dialect map” survey results — Washington, DC
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Went to my first Cubs game today with @itsdionisio.bsky.social 😊🫶🏻
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Millennials just don’t want to work” ya goddamn right I don’t want my ability to healthily exist being contingent on capitalistic productivity
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
CHER STAY INSIDE THE DAMN HOUSE NOW
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WRONG 80-YEAR OLD AGAIN WHY
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pilgrimage to Dollywood when
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Guess it’s time to drag this old buss down Halsted
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Socialism is a scareword they have hurled at every advance the people have made… socialism is their name for most anything that helps the people. 1952. Truman. This is how stale their desperate fearmongering is. cc: @MarshaBlackburn
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So absorbed with work that I opened Outlook on my phone while sitting at my desk with Outlook open on my laptop. Happy Friday.
Adele laughing overlaying Adele crying
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Okay Michigan!! 🔥
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
When everyone in the group finally starts realizing that I’m not the problem and that I’ve been right all along for YEARS about a toxic friend
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Here I Am Rita Repulsa
Alt: “Here I Am” Rita Repulsa Power Rangers
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My 15-min drive home from work downtown took 75 minutes 🙃
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Goddamn I feel so good after I go off on a dumb bitch
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My boo and me getting called “chulos” while passing a group of Latinos on the sidewalk like oh it’s gonna be a wild night
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Sabrina Carpenter Flirting
Alt: Sabrina Carpenter flirty pose gif
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Seeing the photo and statement that Rigor Tortoise McConnell isn’t expired
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Dramatic Restaurant Kerfuffle
Alt: Mad person flipping restaurant table
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Stopping by the bar after lunch and getting asked if I’m out celebrating (bc that old diva from SC is no more)
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Indeed. We are not forcing upon Graham the memory of him being a villain, a coward, and a malignant presence in the country; that was the legacy he chose again and again. He earned our contempt, as has everyone else on his path.
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Saying “don’t talk to me” when problematic people lean in to try and hug me goodbye
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Annual tradition of cyberb*llying the r*cist dog whistlers complaining on the neighborhood fb page about post-Pride events
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE! FUCK ICE! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!
Me and my codefendant Michael Rabbitt shouting while holding signs reading “ABOLISH ICE! ABOLIR ICE!” in the Chicago Pride parade.
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Also lol at the $25 cover at Roscoe’s tonight like stop pls bc low-income gays also deserve space it’s Pride calm down
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded: “Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.”
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s the 50/50 hope/doom split for me. But also 🇲🇽🫶🏻 britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
My Survey Results

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31% Techbro / 69% Neo-Luddite
50% Hopepilled / 50% Doomer
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President of Mexico (2024-present)
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Going to Pridefest but at what cost
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
At the point in life where I’m so tired of being at the bars and am begging for my friends to hear me when I say I would love to do anything else
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⛤ garrett ⛤ @jgarrettw.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Pride Month Day 1: already exhausted
Ariana Grande smiling/crying overlay from interview on Wicked
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