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Return of the Murk

@jezbecker.bsky.social
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Writing sci-fi and fantasy to salve my soul. #bipolar --- DnD. Nerdy nonsense... a little science and a twist of art. Shaken well and served over ice.

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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This salmon is bullshit. Looks like a big piece...but no! They just sold me a cardboard box. But.but.but....the worst bit. Which really boils my buns... how can you "grow a fish" slower? Sorry what? It was hatched and raised in a quantum temporal anomaly was it? Bullshit.
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👁️Leovincible🩻 @leovincible.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Inktober 03- miniature
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Huntrix happy to open for Sheeran. "Cyncial, soulless cash grab tour? We're in!" Said Rumi.
Huntrix. Exploiting a genre famous for exploitation... on a global scale.
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bayeux Tapestry good but massively upstaged by seeing a cat in a ruff right before
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Charlotte Wainwright restoring and saving old/ancient books. www.wainwrightbookbinding.com
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Prison?
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This reads like one of those code phrases from cold war spy movies.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The thing I dislike about modern promo pics (very well illustrated here next to an old one) is that the actors are visibly not inhabiting the same space.
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I remember watching it in a room of students and wishing I could freeze time and switch off the telly because they were all just intently watching a black screen. Annoyed me too. Shaky cam in a movie always me bail.
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I feel like this is probably not the first time. If it is tho... congrats... new badge unlocked!
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Random response from a dad with an autisticly burned out teen in the house... Be kind to yourself. Take the time, then take some more. Go into power save mode for a while without guilt. That all sounds like a job done well, so enjoy the reward, which is to just stop and charge at the very least?
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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Roguelike Deckbuilder
Rogue and Gambit from Xmen 97
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Rafael Moco @rafaelmoco.art · 27/07/2026
Hello everyone! Many of you likely saw this image recently with the Apple TV+ 'Neuromancer' promotion. Some know, others don't, but this artwork is mine, created alongside actor & post-production artist Milton Menezes, as a personal project and a homage to the original Neuromancer romance
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 28/07/2026
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Screenshot of four LinkedIn posts with names and job titles blacked out.

“100 Business lessons I learned from the movie The Odyssey…”

“🎬 Leadership Isn’t About the Destination. It’s About the Journey.” “I recently watched Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, and it reminded…”

“I watched The Odyssey and here are 5 things I learned…”

“Watching The Odyssey this weekend, I couldn’t help but see a workplace lesson in the inevitable fate of Odysseus’s crew.”
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm currently pretending to be much younger than I am by having a screenplay I'm not quite getting round to writing.
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=iNp1...
m.youtube.com
Bin, Bin, Binface! - Basic Craig | Satirical Music Video
YouTube video by James Cunliffe
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Finish him, Count Binface.
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Andrew Knight (Fella) 🇪🇺🇬🇧 @andrewknightfella.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
#Binface
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
An anteater playing with its caretaker
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Morning
Meme: a photo of a cooked lobster on a white background, captioned “Crustacean”. Below it, a photo of Preston’s famous concrete brutalist multi storey car park which also serves as a public transport hub. It has buses outside and is captioned “Bustacean”.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Poster promoting Count Binface, in the famous Obama style
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Weeks now till pirates, steampunks, elves (and anyone else who wants to dress up & join us) descend on chepstow for free gigs, trails and giggles... www.chepstowmanyworlds.com
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 17/06/2026
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
the way the dog turns his head halfway in sent me
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The Rejoin petition has just hit 💥90,000💥 signatures!
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Apply to Rejoin the EU as soon as possible to increase growth in the UK
We believe Brexit's not working. The OBR judges that the UK economy is smaller and trade is weaker because of Brexit, and it will just get worse. 10 years after the Brexit vote, let's apply to rejoin ...
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
She actually rejigged it during consumption as well... not sure what goes through her little mind sometimes..
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
What happens when you leave your phone in reach of your 14 Yr old when she's eating her lunch
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The real villian of eurovision is greed. Allowing people more votes on premium rate lines is a pretty transparent cash grab.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Having just learned #MosaicMonday is a thing thought I would share this one my wife made.
A marble mosaic with the words "storage for items ancillary to the dwelling house' on it and a few oddments, scissors, a watch, embedded in it.
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Bonhomie Games @bonhomiegames.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Well that's another #DiceOnTheBorderlands wrapped up for 2026. Thank you to all the participants who came to Chepstow Castle for the event and to CADW for hosting. Thanks especially to the GMs who made this possible, to Jo for being Jo & to my co conspirator @jezbecker.bsky.social #DotBL
A front view of Chepstow Castle's main gate and mighty Marten's Tower on a bright spring day.A miniature bronze scale model of the castle in front of the Marten's Tower of the castleThe interior of the Earl's Chamber inside the castle set up with 7 empty gaming tables awaiting participantsA series of scale models of the evolution of Chepstow Castle.through the middle ages on a CADW display table bearing their logo
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It's "Dice on the Borderlands" today! Gaming in the 11th century Chepstow Castle :)))
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
Molly Lambert
@mollylambert
I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App
59.5K Retweets 294K LikesLance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent
When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source
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@TheSun • Jan 18, 2019
'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend
thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s.
8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone
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238.7K LikesPaul Ford v @ftrain
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees
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5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android
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@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A version of the poster for Chepstow's Many Worlds destined for gaming and nerd shops in the Bristol / Cardiff area...
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
To clarify for any needs that are bothered... I only played RorD about a year ago as part of my CEX trawl of missed classics... we'll after The Boys
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Kind of assumed it was based on him. Also love the idea of him taking down bounties with Butcher level swearing...
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I know I've been bored in an airport lounge for the last few hours. But blue-sky has actually done quite well on delivering the funnies this evening. Well done everyone.
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Rachel W. Martin @rwmartin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands
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beckykiser.bsky.social @beckykiser.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Cartoon from Europe...
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
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Tade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Man touching grass saying, 'I'm touching it. When does it kick in?'
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Return of the Murk @jezbecker.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It was trap drums wasn't it? I can't stand those darn trap drums.
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