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Jey

@jeyausten.com
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designer & creative director for the girls and the gays ✦ tech, music, film, alt brands ✦ fine artist ✦ husband and mother to design systems ✦ Austin TX ✦ #DesignSky

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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Anna E. Cook @annaecook.com · 26/09/2026
A couple years ago a senator said that journalists were hacking a website because they hit “inspect element” and looked at the HTML. Point is, what AI is actually doing is very different than “going rogue”
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the 100-buck cluck deal is still on, if you would like an art www.chicken.pics/prints
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 23/09/2026
They SEOed to close to the sun
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 23/09/2026
i nonbinaried so hard that baristas don’t even say “ma’am” anymore they just say “my friend”
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 23/09/2026
bro it turns out to manage my adhd all i needed was a will to live, therapy, meds, project management, structure, and hiring an assistant
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 21/09/2026
lfggggg congrats!!!!
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
art is about showing the world your soul, and sometimes you show other people their own soul by accident when they look at it
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
Use it or lose it. Then teach a kid how to use it. Repeat.
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 14/09/2026
he’s BEEN on the free palestine train for a while
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 12/09/2026
why does he get credit for how many words in an essay claude wrote for him?
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 12/09/2026
exactly today is my friends birthday i need people to be more inclusive
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Explaining gender dysphoria to an American:
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 12/09/2026
look at the cute festival branding i made for this metal fest sponsored by an ice cream company!!!!!!!!!! all hand lettered and drawn in procreate 🖤
iscream fest logo - an ice cream scoop in the shape of a skull sits on a waffle cone to make the “i”. then “scream” is dripping like melted ice cream with the negative space in the “A” shaped like a chef knife like in the movie scream.10 scoops of melted ice cream scoop, each one a different band name with syrupy letters. a cherry on top.
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 07/09/2026
hanging out with people in their 70s makes me feel like a celebrity. Yes I will lift that case of water for you. You think I can still learn to play guitar because I’m young??? Just getting people around me that can see the potential of life when I’m over here thinking I’ve said goodbye to my youth
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 07/09/2026
the rest of my life hasn’t even started
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 06/09/2026
love to see posts about how bluesky sucks posted on bluesky to drive engagement. and the kind bluesky users gave it to you too!!!!
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 06/09/2026
i love that it’s exactly 38, no more, no less. i hope i win.
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
whoever said there’s no such thing as being overdressed has never been to long beach
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364.153 @homonormativity.myatproto.social · 05/09/2026
I crashed out today in front of my mother it felt kinda good it’s been a long time
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 06/09/2026
twinsies
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 06/09/2026
oh my GOD
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 05/09/2026
seems like the perfect pan for it
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 03/09/2026
in my experience, you can keep them on as general life contacts, but i would immediately unfollow if they liked a thirst trap or hit u up for nudes again
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
have resolved many crushes using this one weird trick!
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 02/09/2026
like the kids in my town would go to the “rich people neighborhood” looking back this was a small town so the mcmansions were like $200k… and they gave out full size candy bars😭 and craig from craigslist can’t?
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 02/09/2026
bro how dare he
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 02/09/2026
like just the weirdest items from the depths of craigslist
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 02/09/2026
he better have given out mystery junk
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 31/08/2026
you were so right nothing prepared me for that debate
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Snailbunny Designs 🐌 @snailbunnydesigns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I also suggest renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of Ontario.
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Yvonne Lam @yvonnezlam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it's always bothered me that so many people do their weird, idiosyncratic personal projects in the style of the industrial software factory.
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Connie Chen 陳穎慈 @conniechiiiwa.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Actively looking for full-time, remote Senior UX/Product Designer roles. Bonus points for healthcare, biotech, or ed-tech. Appreciate your support & connections. Thank you.💛 Portfolio: conniechen.design Support: • paypal.me/conniechiiiwa • venmo.com/u/conniechii... • buymeacoffee.com/conniechiiiwa
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Connie Chen | UX Designer + Mentor
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 25/08/2026
sometimes i feel like a shit ton of bad things happen right before a really good thing happens and i wonder if it’s the universe’s way of finding balance. i hope that something really good happens for you soon 🖤
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 23/08/2026
it’s literally a bus on a road 🥺🥺😭😭😭😭 how perfect.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you see me say "oof" and flash red, it's because I took damage from remembering that mean thing you said about me one time
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 19/08/2026
it’s why my great grandparents wouldn’t teach my granddad german. and the dialect is dying out. there’s still a radio station out of fredericksburg that only plays german music sunday mornings but yeah i could go on i’ve been learning more about my family history lately 😅
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 19/08/2026
actually tho. there was even a dialect of german called texasdeutsch which essentially just sounds like german with an american southern accent. it was a lot of people’s first language here until WWI. at which time they started arresting people for speaking it and making them be war translators
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 19/08/2026
i googled it idk if google lied but seems right. but also most german american descent is mixed now bc like no one has 16 german great great grandparents? even still, at my layover in frankfurt everyone in the airport looked like my cousins
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 19/08/2026
yeah the midwest and texas were hot spots for german migration in the 1840s
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 19/08/2026
anglo saxons migrated from germany originally so yes?
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?" Yeah, of course. It would be fine: everyone else would cushion my fall.
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 19/08/2026
seems like the man is shopping for a status symbol not a person
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 19/08/2026
schiaparelli look 34
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 19/08/2026
mooooooooooooooooooo
three beautiful best friends that are also cows
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 17/08/2026
you gotta understand so many of them are more the secede fuck the government crowd especially in rural areas
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 17/08/2026
every man on tinder
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
big dawg did you have to let it linger
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 14/08/2026
the thing is - glasses that have captions and translate features would be REALLY COOL but meta will not be the one to make them
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