Jey @jeyausten.com · 12/09/2026look at the cute festival branding i made for this metal fest sponsored by an ice cream company!!!!!!!!!! all hand lettered and drawn in procreate 🖤 0152
Jey @jeyausten.com · 07/08/2026i saw some at sxsw where they ai generated designs and were trying to sell for $700 a shirt,.. 110
Jey @jeyausten.com · 07/08/2026i haven’t made food at home like from scratch in years but i want to start trying again. I was craving baked oatmeal and couldn’t find a place that served it and i didn’t have some of the ingredients and subbed out others and used every nut and fruit i had 110
Jey @jeyausten.com · 06/08/2026weird thrift store shirt added more value to my life than he ever did 020
Jey @jeyausten.com · 01/05/2026the economy so bad i decided to go after my dreams this year and now i’m in Seattle today bc I’m a featured visual artist for the largest er0t!c arts festival on the west coast??? you actually CAN just do things? 010
Jey @jeyausten.com · 29/03/2026if only we cared about quality over quantity and pace. for instance, these chairs take up to ten years to grow 010
Jey @jeyausten.com · 27/02/2026sometimes you just gotta do the thing…friend asked me if i wanted to use their space to plan a market and now here we are??? with like,,, a lot of vendors??? and i got to make the flyer look exactly the way i want bc it’s my own thing??? 220
Jey @jeyausten.com · 12/02/2026did my first gallery show,, a sock puppet jacking itself off got best in show,, now every time i think im done with a piece i gotta ask myself if its better than a puppet masterbating, and if its not, its not finished 120
Jey @jeyausten.com · 02/02/2026Denver Friends!!!! my art will be on display at Memento Mori Gallery starting with the show opening this friday 🥺 see you there? 1101
Jey @jeyausten.com · 26/08/2025i’m the only one in my friend group with blue eyes so today i got right behind them and whispered in their ear “winter is coming” and scared the shit out of my friends at the pool party 120
Jey @jeyausten.com · 21/06/2025too gay to be straight,,, too straight to be gay,,, just bisexual enough for perfect lighting 040
Jey @jeyausten.com · 20/06/2025working on myself is,,,uhhh,, great and all,,, but the workbook modeling healthy relationships didn’t have to come for my ass like this 030
Jey @jeyausten.com · 29/05/2025when hell freezes over but hell is texas and it’s getting hail at the end of may after being 100 degrees earlier this week 010
Jey @jeyausten.com · 03/05/2025it’s because it is. the primary colors that our eyes can see are red, green, and blue because those are the cones we have in our eyes 010
Jey @jeyausten.com · 27/04/2025I just started this book - ADHD for Smart Ass Women and it’s so relatable it’s like listening to a future version of myself that figured out how to function in society on their own OS just fine,,, and I’m only 8 minutes in!!! 000
Jey @jeyausten.com · 27/04/2025so today was lesbian visibility day and they gave me a gift bag with lesbian essentials such as a caribeaner, chapstick, and nail clippers 030
Jey @jeyausten.com · 01/04/2025you know feeld is for the freaks when you see kindergarten teacher looking mfs with names like “lickherbox” 020
Jey @jeyausten.com · 31/03/2025idk if you can really tell from pictures because it was more a social transition for me but, fuck it i’m happy regardless. yeah i’ve tried binders and stuff but i hate being constricted ive just like recognized and embraced my inner dude bro fuckboi and hot girl mentality as one nonbinary queerdo 010
Jey @jeyausten.com · 31/03/2025trans day of visibility but like,,, reminding people you don’t have to medically transition to be trans on the left, when i thought i was cis and tried to fit in to a mold that wasn’t meant for me, vs me 5 years later, recognizing i’m nonbinary and using that to embrace twink femininity 240
Jey @jeyausten.com · 12/03/2025Bro they just announced jurrasic park in the form of wooly mammoth mice at sxsw 110