t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026accidentally bought a pricey rain jacket that i did not realize was final sale because it was not clearly marked until i got the email receipt. fingies crossed it fits and i like it :/ 020
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not to be dramatic but after being unexpectedly awash in personal stories of assault and discourse i’m a bit nervous to go to sleep tonight as i am certain nightmares await! very triggering time to try to log on and get my giggles in :( 110
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026cooked with leeks for the first time ever (can’t believe i once had a cooking newsletter, who allowed that?) and damn this shit is good 000
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026finally ran out of Slow Horses episodes and have to wait for the next one to drop. How did we live like this 001
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026got my lashes permed and suddenly i’m gorgeous again 010
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026my boyfriend’s aunt sent me the most thoughtful birthday gift, a clan aran scarf for my family’s lineage. Family crest included, i love it so much 100
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026can’t wait to be in nyc in two weeks so i can finally start dressing 120
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026figured it’s time to invest in a Rain Jacket™️ and my google searches are not going well. does someone have a raincoat they really love and want to recommend me? 100
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026lost a flock of rare/expensive baking goods to weevils today, and while we were at trader joe’s, my beautiful boyfriend came hurrying up to me with a plant in his arms saying “i get to buy this because i’m grieving” lmao i love him 000
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026he doesn’t know it but he will have to be vacuumed after this as well 140
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my beautiful libra husband wants a gift that comes from my heart and is not willing to hint at what he wants and for that i will need to murder him 000
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be on my phone in the in-n-out drive through line 000
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026lying on bed working on laptop. he finds me and this is how he sets up shop. ok 010
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026scrolled past someone on linked in talking about their 4 year old daughter named ARWEN. i love LOTR just as much as the next nerd but even i think that should be illegal. 111
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“i don’t need you to empathize with me, i need you to tell me if i’m being crazy about this or not” — a virgo ass sentence i just said 110
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026not feeling like myself lately and realized it’s been ages since i’ve written a poem 010
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026its actually reeeeeally fucking depressing that over half of my menstrual cycle i’m hormonally disposed to feel physically bad and tired and also mentally bad about myself and emotionally on edge. what the fuck 110
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i love when an adult my age turns to me and tries to connect about a tv show from [insert era]. like i’m sorry i REALLY want to vibe with you because you’re making an effort but i did not grow up with a tv set :) i do NOT know what you are talking about :) 010
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026find the kitty in this picture (easy mode because she loves you) 051
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026experiencing this live at every d&d session by needing to cite my rolls so someone else can do the single-digit math for me 000
Reposted by t*rnerNate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My calculator history leaking would be 1000x more humiliating than my browser history. 315828
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026on weekdays i cut my myself off from starting a new episode of whatever after 9pm, and every weekend i’m turning to my boyfriend & saying “there’s only 3 eps left in the season we should just finish it tonight 😏” 210
Reposted by t*rnerJulioadrian @julioadriand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Life, and I can’t emphasis this enough, really is a highway 021
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 18/09/202632 year old me is no longer looking for validation from idiots so we’ll never find out 010
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026some guy whose wedding i was at 9 years ago just had his second wedding (elopement) to a girl who is the same age his last wife was when they got married. nothing else to say about that except good luck babe! 000
Reposted by t*rnerGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026great art articulates eternal truths 1048481481
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026bravely going to watch a movie tonight that friends told us they walked out of last weekend (because it was bad). watch this space!! 000
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026finished the first season of slow horses and i said “i hope they do another season” and 👖 had the absolute delight of getting to tell me there are SIX seasons (and another on the way) 120
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i’m out here but all she wants is my boyfriend, who is In There. 130
Reposted by t*rnervapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The lesson of There Will Be Blood is that men are too emotional to be oil barons 211220
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026accidentally spent over $250 on a single ceramic mug from a seller i’ve been trying to buy from for two years running, bought it in a mad dash to get a product before they sold out 110
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026eating berries and cream and reading my little book club book about the jonestown massacre. as one does! 110
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026had a friend tell me that he thinks you can’t be promiscuous and in communion with the Lord… well i know several sluts who are mutuals with God so idk what to tell you!! 110
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026partner has health insurance for the first time in 10yrs (been mostly a contractor) and we celebrated by getting our seasonal vaccines together 🙏🏼 130
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026local 3rd wave coffee shop had their pumpkin spice latte out … white girl season is here 100
Reposted by t*rnert*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026my cat telling me he hasn’t eaten for weeks even though i personally fed him 30 minutes ago 031
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026no men are allowed to explain things to me except MY man — and any other man in my life that i like. that’s right fellas. i enjoy listening to you talk about stuff you love. because we’re friends and have a good relationship <3 020
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026found out that my old high school debate coach still talks about me and my brother and said some nice things about my podium presence. cute! 110
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026my cat telling me he hasn’t eaten for weeks even though i personally fed him 30 minutes ago 031
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026no furries at my ren faire please. i prefer only large chested women in gravity-defying corsetry 131
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026hot rain continues in LA and everyone continues to freak out 100
t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026finished widows bay while it poured in LA and it was the perfect vibe and completely coincidental 010
Reposted by t*rnerCathy Pegau 📚🌈🥊 - I should be writing! @cathypegau.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day :/ 183