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t*rner

@txrnerfofurner.bsky.social
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recovering extremely online individual. cat parent. lifelong fantasy enjoyer.

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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
accidentally bought a pricey rain jacket that i did not realize was final sale because it was not clearly marked until i got the email receipt. fingies crossed it fits and i like it :/
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not to be dramatic but after being unexpectedly awash in personal stories of assault and discourse i’m a bit nervous to go to sleep tonight as i am certain nightmares await! very triggering time to try to log on and get my giggles in :(
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cooked with leeks for the first time ever (can’t believe i once had a cooking newsletter, who allowed that?) and damn this shit is good
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
finally ran out of Slow Horses episodes and have to wait for the next one to drop. How did we live like this
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
got my lashes permed and suddenly i’m gorgeous again
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my boyfriend’s aunt sent me the most thoughtful birthday gift, a clan aran scarf for my family’s lineage. Family crest included, i love it so much
beautifully kit dark blue sweater with a variation of the traditional Lynch crest on it.(Other versions include a lynx at the top instead of a knight’s helm.)tag/card detailing the surname LYNCH, Ó Loinsigh, a short history of the Gaelic and Norman tribe origins and famous persons with the surname
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can’t wait to be in nyc in two weeks so i can finally start dressing
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
figured it’s time to invest in a Rain Jacket™️ and my google searches are not going well. does someone have a raincoat they really love and want to recommend me?
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lost a flock of rare/expensive baking goods to weevils today, and while we were at trader joe’s, my beautiful boyfriend came hurrying up to me with a plant in his arms saying “i get to buy this because i’m grieving” lmao i love him
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
he doesn’t know it but he will have to be vacuumed after this as well
a brown and white fluffy kitty lays in a pile of hair scraps on a white and colorful carpet. a hint of a vacuum sits menacingly almost out of frame.
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my beautiful libra husband wants a gift that comes from my heart and is not willing to hint at what he wants and for that i will need to murder him
“the gap is narrowing” manhua meme where two guys (in school ties and shirtsleeves) are racing each other and a third guy is chasing them with a mic and a camera man to which he is commentating. a student photographer is in the background also chasing but there’s another kid on his shoulders casually eating ramen. each figure is labeled an increasing detail about how i’m getting chased by Eugene’s birthday and i’m spiraling about what to get him. this happens every fucking year.
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be on my phone in the in-n-out drive through line
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lying on bed working on laptop. he finds me and this is how he sets up shop. ok
i’m lying front down on a bedspread. a fluffy white and brown cat with his front paws in a prim posture at the small of my back.different angle but his arms are stretched out now. he’s comfy. unsure how!
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bi and visible let’s fucking go
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
scrolled past someone on linked in talking about their 4 year old daughter named ARWEN. i love LOTR just as much as the next nerd but even i think that should be illegal. 🫩
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“i don’t need you to empathize with me, i need you to tell me if i’m being crazy about this or not” — a virgo ass sentence i just said
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
not feeling like myself lately and realized it’s been ages since i’ve written a poem
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
its actually reeeeeally fucking depressing that over half of my menstrual cycle i’m hormonally disposed to feel physically bad and tired and also mentally bad about myself and emotionally on edge. what the fuck
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i love when an adult my age turns to me and tries to connect about a tv show from [insert era]. like i’m sorry i REALLY want to vibe with you because you’re making an effort but i did not grow up with a tv set :) i do NOT know what you are talking about :)
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
find the kitty in this picture (easy mode because she loves you)
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
experiencing this live at every d&d session by needing to cite my rolls so someone else can do the single-digit math for me
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My calculator history leaking would be 1000x more humiliating than my browser history.
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
where has september gone, christ
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
on weekdays i cut my myself off from starting a new episode of whatever after 9pm, and every weekend i’m turning to my boyfriend & saying “there’s only 3 eps left in the season we should just finish it tonight 😏”
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Verse @verselynx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love you leopardus tilcayo
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Julioadrian @julioadriand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Life, and I can’t emphasis this enough, really is a highway
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is so fucking funny
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
32 year old me is no longer looking for validation from idiots so we’ll never find out
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
some guy whose wedding i was at 9 years ago just had his second wedding (elopement) to a girl who is the same age his last wife was when they got married. nothing else to say about that except good luck babe!
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bravely going to watch a movie tonight that friends told us they walked out of last weekend (because it was bad). watch this space!!
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
finished the first season of slow horses and i said “i hope they do another season” and 👖 had the absolute delight of getting to tell me there are SIX seasons (and another on the way)
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i’m out here but all she wants is my boyfriend, who is In There.
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The lesson of There Will Be Blood is that men are too emotional to be oil barons
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
accidentally spent over $250 on a single ceramic mug from a seller i’ve been trying to buy from for two years running, bought it in a mad dash to get a product before they sold out
painting of somber jester
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
eating berries and cream and reading my little book club book about the jonestown massacre. as one does!
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
had a friend tell me that he thinks you can’t be promiscuous and in communion with the Lord… well i know several sluts who are mutuals with God so idk what to tell you!!
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
partner has health insurance for the first time in 10yrs (been mostly a contractor) and we celebrated by getting our seasonal vaccines together 🙏🏼
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
local 3rd wave coffee shop had their pumpkin spice latte out … white girl season is here
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my cat telling me he hasn’t eaten for weeks even though i personally fed him 30 minutes ago
elizabeth holmes doing an innocent face in nathan fielder and lance oppenheim new doc
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
no men are allowed to explain things to me except MY man — and any other man in my life that i like. that’s right fellas. i enjoy listening to you talk about stuff you love. because we’re friends and have a good relationship <3
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
found out that my old high school debate coach still talks about me and my brother and said some nice things about my podium presence. cute!
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my cat telling me he hasn’t eaten for weeks even though i personally fed him 30 minutes ago
elizabeth holmes doing an innocent face in nathan fielder and lance oppenheim new doc
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
no furries at my ren faire please. i prefer only large chested women in gravity-defying corsetry
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hot rain continues in LA and everyone continues to freak out
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
finished widows bay while it poured in LA and it was the perfect vibe and completely coincidental
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Cathy Pegau 📚🌈🥊 - I should be writing! @cathypegau.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day :/
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