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Ben

@humbug52.bsky.social
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here for a long time not a good time

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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Explaining gender dysphoria to an American:
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Drinking a liquidiv while I eat beef jerky so it turns back into regular meat in my stomach
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I tire of the American Century of Humiliation. When does the American Century of Piss Kink start
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
California Penis Kissing
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The Legend of Zelda: Majoras Masc is this anything
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
one of us only lies and eat hot chip and the other only tells the truth and eat cold chip
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Peter Frampton voice: Ooh, baby, I like it raw
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
do you think the dovahkiin knows a thu'um that makes you fucking cum yourself
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Ronald James Deodorant
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Is this the site with the good posts
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
JRR TallKing
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I found it
A white plumbing van with a dog on it. The name of the plumbing company is Blue Sky.
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Can someone confirm if Mythbusters called their blooper reels Mythblusters or should I just give up
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Someone who isn't a bot tell me what stocks to buy so that I can profit off the horror that is a second trump term and at least use that to pay my mounting medical bills.
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𝖍𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖓𝕮𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑 @rmblrx.mooonside.com · 18/11/2024
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Oh that's gore. That's gore of my comfort vidal
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Who up woke-ing their moralists
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
business up front, steakhouse: outback
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
The Cities In My Violent Dreams Are Always Blue Oils, rose petals, canvas board.
An oil paintings of a city skyline overlooking a lake. The border is painted in black and red and the buildings in blue and gold. The palate strokes are messy and the painting has crumbled rose petals scattered on it.
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
:tips fedora: M'nogamy
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Sorta related, getting published is fucking hard. You've got to crawl, hat in hand, to agents and beg them to take a cut of your income forever so they can be the middleman to publishers (who also take a cut) neither of which did any of the writing or editing. Sigh, back to querytracker to try again
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
Neon Genesis Theevangelion Stallion
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
One of my hips only tells the truth while the other only lies
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
Is there a Mrs. Coffee?
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Yes absolutely fuck AI art but this is also just a great list of artists to check out now.
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
For sale: baby shoes (dead baby)
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
can't spell the three wise men without semen
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
Remembering the time I quoted Dragonball in therapy and my therapist said to "tell me more about Vegeta"
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
cinephiles aren't allowed within 50ft of movie theaters
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thesixler @thesixler.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
If you’re in line, stay in line. They have to let you cum
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
ACAB does NOT include the Ghostbusters
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
quiche is the goulash of pies
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Clord TC, illustration creaturo @clordtc.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
They/Them's Fightin' Words!
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Of all the simple pleasures, the fact that the Incheon airport has a smoking section so I can suck my stupid fucking nicotine flashdrive for a few minutes is such a blessing
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Customs Agent: Have you anything to declare? Foghorn Leghorn:
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Imagining a Christian hardcore band calling for a "wall of life"
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Uhm, nature called and said "take a shit"
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ShawnJPB 📼 @jetpackbraggin.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
My wife, she HATES Mondays...
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
nervously passing out flyers at the trumpet convention um, brochure?
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
I know there's probably no one on bsky that's gonna see this skeet and come because of it but my performance art piece Poetics is happening tmr. #art #performanceart #denver
A red candle surrounded by yellow roses in a posterized effect on an orange background. Text says September 30th, 2023. A one night performance art piece by Benjamin Wesley Feliciano. Poetics. 5-7 PM at Memento Mori Art Gallery. 6451 W Colfax Ave suite B, Lakewood, CO 80214. 

There is a QR code in the bottom left of the poster that links to benfeliciano.art
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james hennessy @jrhennessy.com · 27/09/2023
it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Something something cat & mouse
Orange and white cat sleeping on a mouse pad next to the computer mouse
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
premature ejectulation
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
cat
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
"I usually don’t do this on the first date," I say, pushing two lobsters together and making sex noises
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Forsooth the boys have returned, but has anyone stopped to ask where they were? What is it behind their eyes that betrays horrors shared in misty lands beyond the horizon? Why, god why are the boys back in town?
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
I tried to wear a tube top at the last show and it did this during the first song so I immediately gave up and played shirtless instead but this pic kinda goes hard
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
I need 700 dollars
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/09/2023
If I have opened the door for you please do not insist that I go through the door first, I do not want this and it is very awkward and you are not being chivalrous, you are being difficult, thank you for listening
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
I feign offense at the whole "bisexuality is liking every woman and like 3 guys" but then I open tinder and it's like... wait
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