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wait... this isn't eHarmony?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h
😬 Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad 😬 Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 5h
If you're going to try and scam me you could at least not use your AOL email address. Put some effort into it for gods sake 
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 12/10/2026
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh come on
Jean-Luc Mélenchon • @JLMelenchon
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© Translated from French by Grok
Who will do organic farming?
We need to recruit 400,000 farmers. We will raise their level of preparedness.
By developing organic farming, we will earn billions.
The billions we will no longer spend on treating diabetes or cancer.
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When I start saying the word menopause then I start singing the word menopause then it turns into The Men All Pause
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I do not understand who the viewing audience for Pat McAfee is supposed to be. He doesn't just give douchebro takes all the time. He sounds like he's sucked on a helium balloon right before each segment. Christ. I nearly hurt myself lunging for the remote the last time he popped on my screen.
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I made a sandwich and it was so good now I wanna have another.
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Lisa @footenotes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hotter take: Road tests should be mandatory for anyone over 65 and a night vision test should be added DLs for daytime-only should be a thing for elders to whom it applies (Spoiler: most of us)
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
New favorite name unlocked #babalade 
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sure I'll take you to the airport at 6:30 
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Adam @ahaberlach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
...after 24 hours of the press and everyone sanewashing his bullshit. "No, it was taken out of context!" Trump: "Did I stutter, motherfucker? I'm fine with someone bombing my constituents."
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not mean to single out LeBron James, but it feels completely bizarre to me that an active player is allowed to promote "prediction markets" but would get banned for life for using that service to bet ten dollars on their own team to win a game.
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
These data center commercials are so ridiculous. And so many dumb motherfuckers are gonna fall for it. 
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
the crowd goes WILD for Sebastian Gorka 🔥🔥🔥
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Formerly known as Truly S. @notincleveland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big shocker! Soren Aldaco is a fake. In that she was a legal adult when she transitioned, and it was in Texas, not Ohio. She was 19, not the child she claims she was and shows photos of in her anti-Sherrod Brown ads.
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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is insane.
Christopher Hale w @ChristopherHale
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NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV's Al encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.
Olah's team then privately lobbied the pope's advisers "to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously." Pope Leo XIV held firm.
For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing.
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guess we need to bring out the big book of British smiles 
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Leverage Redemption Alec Hardison
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just got out of my yearly dermatology exam and she said my skin was great. So take that sunscreen preachers! 
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Traffic has absolutely shit itself this morning... people in thiscity cannot fucking drive 
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why the fuck am I being forced to watch these fucking Trump political ads paid for by my tax dollars 
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm your turbo richards
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck and I need to get my drivers license renewed😩
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just got paid and I'm already negative got not paid 
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Spongebob Lifeguard's Scared Reaction
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When your city is just a little(lottle) bit pathetic 
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the most miserable duck face on the planet 
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We’re living in an era of unbridled greed that would make the 80s “greed is good” era look absolutely Quaker.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 21/09/2026
today is the one day of the year we post this and it’s probably one too many
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 20/09/2026
What do you mean the Ohio Republican Party imported a coastoid crystal shaman from Los Angeles to lecture Warren County hogs about the perils of socialist infernos?
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Mag-Pie 🐈‍⬛🌙✨ @maggie-whats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hail Hydra.
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I tried to make tomato soup and I made pasta sauce base instead. Sigh.  
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why the hell aren't the blue jackets on Bluesky yet?
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 18/09/2026
Dr. Acton’s most lethal campaign tactic continues to be Conman’s own words. Brutal stuff here.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wait he's saying he doesn't know who Ted Cruz is. Is that what he's saying? Haha that's excellent.
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Roasting onions is a whole new experience for my eyes 
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm having an epic crash out in my car people gonna drive me to homicide at this point. Dumb motherfuckers
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
beer me
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Kid Dragged on Floor: It's Only Tuesday
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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Denver Broncos have made a game-time decision, and Mitch McConnell (DT) has been medically cleared to play in tonight's game.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 13/09/2026
My two favorite photos of Trump's trip to Ireland, where he seems not to have gotten his ass kissed like he expected.
Trump sitting with Irish President Catherine Connolly looking beaten down and haggard. She is smiling winsomelyTrump leaving his meeting with Irish President Catherine Connolly, looking even more beaten down. He's wearing the face he wore after meeting privately with Putin in Helsinki. Putin smiled broadly after that meeting. Connolly is smiling too.
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I miss the days of just being sick without always thinking I have Covid. Also I feel like ass. 
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jillifferiffer💃🏻iffer @jesusmariahcarey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Weeeeee
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