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Jesus F’n Christ

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Son of @God, husband to Mary Magdalene, savior of all you fine people. I told you I’d be back, follow me

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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You notice that the criminal-in-charge who sues everyone for everything is drop dead quiet about this. Says a lot.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/06/2026
Architecturally, it’s Neo-Classical Whining.
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Mikel 🇺🇦 @mikelking.com · 18/02/2026
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Kodiak149 @kodiak149.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I think a lot of us are
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific. They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him. Stop the lies.
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The Donald J Trump eternal flame at the John Fitzgerald Kennedy gravesite in Trump-Arlington National Cemetery
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.
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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Pennsylvania, not only did we vote to keep our justices and preserve democracy in our state but in Bucks County yinz guys got rid of all republican schoolboard members. To everyone in NJ, VA, CA etc thank you for what you've done for the country! It's nice waking up and to true, living hope. 💙🪽
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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Let's make dems win by a landslide so even when this fucknugget cheats, it won't matter! I want to see him blubber on live TV before hauled off to jail.
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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Jesus Christ @jesushchr1st.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Soon 47 will declare Heaven a US military training ground on the basis that it's a sanctuary kingdom run by a radical leftist who is 100% antifa. Probably already declared it a war zone too! St. Michael is rock hard, polishing his armor right now while staring me in the eyes...hasnt blinked yet.
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/09/2025
Some guy on TikTok is threatening to release the Grindr profile of Mike Johnson. Please human, please don’t let God down. 🙏
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Ozzy!!!!! Welcome to heaven, my son, we can’t wait to rock out with you
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Apparently Abbott and Musk have been sharing dick pics
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Has anyone seen Jimmy Swaggart? He’s not up here…
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Kristi Noem was exposed to the truth, and had an allergic reaction. She’s in the hospital and expected to recover, which is a shame
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#NoKings
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I betcha Trump would call the National Guard this time if we marched on the Capitol #NoKings
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Oh, hey Brian! Sly just got here too, we’re planning a party for you guys
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Oh, hey Sly
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Trump and Musk - who could have *possibly* seen this coming
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy Pride Month! I love my gay children, you’re just perfect
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
In defense of Hegseth, he was drunk that day
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Why is Kennedy against recommending Trump’s vaccine that he bragged about developing at warp speed?
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
If it’s not Pope Pizzaballa I’m going to smite someone
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Leia🇨🇴🇺🇸 @theswprincess.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This is absolutely fucking breaks my heart. And it's why I can never stop fighting. We all have our reasons to never stop fighting. Don't forget them.
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Politux @politux.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
In the Bible, the ratio of content about homosexuality, to content about helping immigrants, foreigners, the sick, the weary, and the poor is about 1:100, give or take. Remind "Christians" of their hypocrisy every time they rant about LGBTQ, but do nothing for those Jesus would certainly help.
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Where’s Elon? Has anyone else noticed he’s sort of disappeared?
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Tesla getting a little stock bump after revealing a disastrous quarter is proof that MAGAs are idiot investors
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Voice of Reason @raggapegs.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
$TSLA
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Voice of Reason @raggapegs.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
$TSLA
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Looks like Tesla is being Bud Lighted. Keep up the good work
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I’m glad Easter is over, every year I have to relive the trauma. The cross fucking hurt
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I’m not much into popes, but Francis did try to live my message of kindness, compassion and inclusiveness. Well done my son
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Dad damn it, J.D. Vance killed the pope
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
My Easter message for the world: Fuck Donald Trump
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Liberation Day +4: it’s Dad’s day, and all we do is sit around in heaven, so I’ve had time to reflect on the fact that we’re being liberated from our money. I want to take back that thing I said about it being the root of all evil. Fuck that
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Liberation Day +2: the assault on the world’s finances is accelerating. Today I’ve been liberated from the idea of “increase”
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Donald Trump is America’s Hugo Chavez
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Keep not buying Teslas
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Liberation Day +1: so far so good. I’ve been liberated from a significant portion of my retirement account, but can a god ever really retire?
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
My son Donald just broke his own record for the worst single day point loss on the nasdaq. Bless his heart
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My Father owned the cattle on 1000 hills before Trump, but now he’s down to 750 and falling
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Andrew Whitehead @andrew-whitehead.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
"If America hasn't broken your heart, you haven't loved her enough." Corey Booker, just now.
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Corey Booker for President
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
#teslatakedown
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Jesus F’n Christ @jesusfnchrist.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Just a reminder for my Evangelical followers, the Myanmar earthquake isn’t a sign that I’m returning. I’m already here
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