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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth

@jesusandteeth.bsky.social
320 followers 255 following 453 posts

Satire and Sarcastic, my quirky characters go on adventures in replies and posts. Please dont take anything here seriously. Autistic af Not selling anything. Here for laughs! (FYI: Images are AI generated for those who wish not to follow AI accounts)

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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Jerry…🤦🏻‍♀️😆
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 02/09/2025
New York does not miss. The bleach did it for me. 😭
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Yeah
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Put on a weighted blanket and immediately understood how mashed potatoes feel when the gravy hits.
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
What a cutie pie!!!!
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Gonna throw my red stapler at em
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Lenexa reporting in!
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
From coast to coast, city streets to small town squares, you showed up. And it mattered. Honored to announce: 12.1 million in attendance.
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I freaking g love the color ombré in your braids
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Time lapse
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
👏🙌🏻
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Lenexa, KS my guess is about 2,000
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Kamy Lauw @mylauw.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Ignorants... #Resist
Map with borders of Mexico before 1821...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
BORDER PATROL: “Are you an 🇺🇸 citizen?” 🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
via Benedicto.Uribe on TikTok
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contrails —— ✈️ @contrails.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Obama is the best of ‘em!
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Dallas turned out with at least 10,000 marching for #NoKingsDay
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No Kings Protest- Lenexa, KS
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No kings protests across America
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Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Reminder that I AM LATINA AND PROUD. I am the product of immigration - my grandmother was undocumented and entered the country from Mexico as a baby. My mother was a fierce, gorgeous Latina woman of Mexican and Spanish descent.
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I gotta watch what I saw about chewing ice for my anemia 😂 I exclaimed loudly to my partner, in public- “GOD I LOVE ICE!” After crunching some, and the people next to me snapped their heads around and looked at me in horror. It finally clicked and I said “THE FROZEN WATER! NOT THAT ICE!” 🥴😂😂😂
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
This. It’s so obvious he did it on purpose.
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Yep, he waited for the reporter to do her sign off. He thought they were done. Took aim and didn’t know they were still rolling. They tried to say he tripped over a cable and pulled the trigger…yeah no he aimed.
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a man in a black leather jacket is standing in front of a purple background
ALT: a man in a black leather jacket is standing in front of a purple background
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
What’s it like living in your reality?
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Doyle’s Halloween Music Institute @doyleinstitute.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
He did that shit on purpose
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I used to ask the same question until I hit 40 🥴 new power unlocked!
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Kamala Harris on “the big, beautiful bill:” “It’s an agenda...a narrow, self-serving vision of America...where they punish truth tellers, favor loyalists, profit from their power, and leave everyone else to fend for themselves.” Nailed it! 🔥
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 26/05/2025
Designed and crafted a paper moth lamp!
Orange glowing paper lamp made from wood and risograph paper prints featuring silhouettes of moth species from large to small nested and overlapping. The moth species are Cecropia, Luna, Isabella Tiger, and Rosy Maple.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Today, we honor the service members who gave their lives for this country. We’ll be posting less so our team, and all of you, can take time to reflect, remember, and spend the day with loved ones. We’ll only post if truly needed.
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
So pretty!!!!
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Omg 😂😂😂
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
If I remember this correctly, I think this is the drink that made me puke for like 7 hours after my great grandma gave me one with KFC 😂😂😂😂😂
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Keep doing it! That’s very sweet 💚
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Show us a picture
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
We should call Pope Leo XIV “Al Ca-pope”
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
We should call Pope Leo XIV “Al Ca-pope
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The rats have chosen a new pope.
Steam rising from orange pipes on a Manhattan Avenue.
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Robert Prevost, first American Pope! He’s taking the name Leo XIV. From Chicago!
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
From now on I’m gonna make new friends by saying “can our mental illnesses play together?”
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Princess of Ely @princessofely.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I’m pretty sure we’ve reached a moment where we should be throwing all the tea in the harbor🧐.
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Todders @todders707.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
It’s an ongoing class warfare. Certain elites are entitled to privileges, hyper pleasuring meanwhile, poor and working class people need to do the cutting back.
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
FAFO 🤷🏼‍♀️ no sympathy. We told them.
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Peter Manseau @petermanseau.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Star Wars Intro Scroll

Episode IV
It Was All So Stupid

Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Act your wage.
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Gail @grannylib-51.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Legend has it the bird technically declared war on Denmark.
Andrew Jackson's parrot was temporarily instated as President of the United states when President Jackson got lost in a corn maze.
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I don’t think Republicans can afford to “own the libs” anymore. They’re gonna have to rent.
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The Adventures of Jesus and Teeth @jesusandteeth.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The invention of the shovel was truly groundbreaking
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