👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I leave for NY tomorrow and I’m pretty sure I fucked up my toe lol 000 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Social media is so draining lately. I just want to hide in a hole 000 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 10/05/2025The question is, do I extend my June trip from LA to see @laurajanegrace.bsky.social in Burlington? Serious answers only 100 0
Reposted by 👽🛸D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 23/02/2025📌Our Park Service Rangers have flagged the warning on El Capitan. We are under threat by an America-attacking felon. 242143123889 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I hate reorganizing things because all it does it make a bigger mess that causes me stress beyond anything else 010 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Can someone who understands dreams explain why I had a dream where “dysphoria hoodie” was playing on repeat? I mean, I love the song, I’m not mad, but is there a reason it felt the need to be on loop all night 110 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 01/02/2025One of two shows in the next two weeks down… Thank you, universe, for aligning things as they should be 010 0
Reposted by 👽🛸Aaron Hoyland @aaronhoyland.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Plane crash? DEI. Stubbed your toe? Still DEI. Bad hangover? Yup, that’s DEI too. Ate some sketchy sushi? Rock chip in your windshield? Ran out of hot water in the middle of a shower? DEI, DEI, DEI. 2337050 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I tried to take a sip of my drink… The straw hit my nose… When did I get a straw 000 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Hey astrology girlies, gays and theys, what’s the deal? Are we expecting good things this month? 000 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I’ll let yall know my decision on my gender in four years, thanks 000 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I accidentally punched myself in the mouth, and cut my lip, If that doesn’t accurately describe my January, nothing does 010 0
Reposted by 👽🛸Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/01/2025you're telling me times were mid AND evil?? 33950107 0
Reposted by 👽🛸eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Rfk jr is such a trip because he's clearly fucking insane 43141051 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 06/12/2024My brother upon seeing toe socks: EW IS THAT A SOCK GLOVE 010 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Kinda weird that we live in a country where people are telling women it’s illegal to get an abortion But worried about “men” in the women’s bathroom. But also that same group of people are saying we can’t force them to get vaccinated because bodily autonomy? 010 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 02/12/2024It has been 24 hours since I sent @darthcal.bsky.social a message. I DEMAND ATTENTION! (When I’m not going to bed ofc) 100 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 01/12/2024X follower count keeps dropping but Bluesky follower count keeps rising. Clearly this is superior 020 0
Reposted by 👽🛸Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 01/12/2024(yawn) Why the *hell* am I awake. 1813414 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 30/11/2024There’s something comforting about a marathon of old UAP documentaries…if for no other reason than the nostalgia purposes 010 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I have so many hobbies tell me I don’t need to learn how to cross stitch 000 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Soon, it will be national @darthcal.bsky.social day so go stream all of Cal’s music. I even made it easy for you. 👹 open.spotify.com/artist/2m24U... music.apple.com/us/artist/ca... m.soundcloud.com/calpalofficial 001 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Your honor I love him ((I don’t know what I’m crocheting anymore)) 010 0
Reposted by 👽🛸ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 22/11/2024This is wild. The European Southern Observatory (ESO) has released one of the most detailed infrared maps of the Milky Way ever published. archive.eso.org/scienceporta... 1763350 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The worst part being salaried is always the “I’m done for the day!” after 8 hours feeling followed by realizing things are coming up that I must handle NOW and then an hour + later I’m still working 000 0
Reposted by 👽🛸astrology bot @hourlyhoroscope.bsky.social · 20/11/2024taurus, your ruler, is a bit on the defensive this weekend but most likely you are doing it out of habit, so don’t sweat it. 072 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The only sad thing about Bluesky is that not everyone has migrated and I miss @darthcal.bsky.social 220 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Anyone have tips on how to do a self review for work because I am CLUELESS and have zero guidance lol 010 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 18/11/2024The worst part about waking up on Mondays is the people who seem to think I work through the weekend (not at my pay grade) 000 0
👽🛸 @jessijaded.bsky.social · 17/11/2024The weirdest part of crochet is that you actually mean to tell me using a hook to tie hundreds of silly little knots in some string keeps me occupied for HOURS??? 010 0
