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A lesson in mediocrity. I like places. People?. And things. Principled. Unhinged. Authentic.

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Jonathan Green @greenj.bsky.social · 18h
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Is Anthony Albanese destined to be the most disappointing prime minister ever? | First Dog on the Moon
How could this happen?
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look can the braves get up because im keen for a yankees braves ws a la 1996. Pls
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stellar effort from Rice in this game.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Keep seeing these Gen Z want millenials to retire posts, and .. team i really want to do a gofundme to have gen z fund my retirement. What do we think? Good idea? Excellent troll? Or nahhh
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TINO!!
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s me talking about my heart attack www.nine.com.au/lifestyle/he...
nine.com.au
‘I would’ve died’: A Google search told Fiona she wasn’t having a heart attack - adding one word changed everything
Fiona Katauskas’ heart attack was nothing like the dramatic heart-clutching moments you see in the movies, so when she felt breathless, dizzy and sweaty while exercising at home on a Sunday morning la...
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More than 60 sets of human bones have been discovered in a UK city just trying to do some basic street renovation www.jezebel.com/human-bodies...
jezebel.com
How Many Human Bodies Is the Acceptable Number to Find While Doing a Little Roadwork?
More than 60 sets of human bones have been discovered in a UK city just trying to do some basic street renovation.
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Salon.com @salon.com · 27/09/2026
Long before his arrest for rape, the looksmaxxing star built a brand based on contempt for women.
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Clavicular's charges shows the real danger of MAGA manhood
Long before his arrest for rape, the looksmaxxing star built a brand based on contempt for women
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 27/09/2026
What is Wharfie Time? How Fremantle's viral celebration backfired in the AFL grand final
abc.net.au
What is Wharfie Time and how did it backfire for heartbroken Dockers?
It was meant to be a celebration of Fremantle's moment in the grand final sun, but their viral Wharfie Time backfired spectacularly on Saturday. 
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just saw a post about the Amish, and it made me remember when I was on an Amtrak in 2016 & there was this young Amish family. And they saw me with my pink, blue, and purple hair, and my skinny jeans, and my then 13 year old and the mum gripped her child closer. She 100% saw me as the devil. 🤣 bless
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 27/09/2026
The stats that show how Brisbane overcame a dominant Fremantle to claim their grand final moments
abc.net.au
ANALYSIS: How the Lions claimed their moments to overcome a dominant Freo
In a game that Fremantle dominated on the stats sheet, Chris Fagan's men found a way to dominate in the moments.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ive been doing nought but read articles about todays game while at work tonight. Im still so stunned we pulled that off. Like. Well fucking done team, and that was a great game. Maybe the best gf ive seen since 2002. #aflgf
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 26/09/2026
Brisbane's belief sparks cruellest Fremantle collapse in AFL grand final's most visceral day
abc.net.au
ANALYSIS: In the greatest and cruellest of grand finals, only the Lions believed
The AFL grand final has never felt so raw as in the five ballistic minutes that elevated the Brisbane Lions to legends and delivered Fremantle the most crushing defeat imaginable.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dead 🦁❤️💛💙 #aflgf #threepeat
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dyingggggggg #afl #aflgf #lions
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1ST GOAL LIONS #afl
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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A woman was drugged, raped, and sexually trafficked to members of a fraternity. Two of the men involved were expelled. Five were given the opportunity to mitigate suspension by *writing an essay.* The dozens of other men who knew this was happening and said nothing? You already know the answer.
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would really like to read a savage, satirical novel about the bizzareness of tech bros told from the perspective of one of Elon Musk's secret baby mamas living in his Texas babyfarm compound. If someone could write this I would appreciate it & think it would sell quite well. Thank you in advance.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lachie Neales divorceddad era really is a little unhinged #afl #lions #upthelions
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Nick Miller @nickdmiller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tldr you’re not actually allowed to just wander up to someone and punch them in the stomach. Yet another of those weird AFL rules.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Team. I over achieved occupational therapy. Discharged completely from hospital. Over achieved broken hand healing and then the therapy. Im so proud of me and i should be able to get back to art!!
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Crikey @crikey.com.au · 22/09/2026
Opinion | AI bosses are nothing but "fossil fuel cultists injecting methane gas directly into the heart of their machine god", writes Ketan Joshi. www.crikey.com.au/2026/09/22/a...
crikey.com.au
Doomsday AI cultists aren't just good marketers — they're capturing governments
As soon as you realise the AI industry is packed with adherents to a cult of climate and fossil fuel dismissiveness, everything clicks into place.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No really, im so glad you saw me sitting peacefully reading a book and thought "lets go sit next to them and listen to AI videos on my phone together:
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everytime i find a quiet corner of the hospital to chill before my appt, a group of people also find it 5 mins later and proceed to not be quiet. Life in public spaces amirite
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Yung En Chee @yungenchee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not much media coverage of Australian students walking out of class AGAIN to protest Pauline Hanson & One Nation on 17 Sep But it's so cheering & good for the soul, here's a little 🧵 of coverage BRAVO & THANK YOU STUDENTS‼️ ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
John Howard starting to really annoy me again so I had to put on some eye masks. Excellent writing by @amyremeikis.bsky.social here. I kinda feel like Rex Manning saying "why dont you all just fade away", and the all is howard and his acolytes specifically.
Book with a yellow cover and top half of a bespectacled old man head with questionably dark bushy eye brows and beady eyes titled "Where it all went wrong:  The case against John Howard" written by acclaimed author and politcal writer, Amy Remeikis.

The whimsy goth moon and star white/ black curtains in the background stand in stark contrast to the weasely man (aforementioned J-Ho) on the bright book.
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 19/09/2026
"If the final quarter of either match went for just one minute longer, we would have seen heart attacks around the country." chaser.com.au/sport/nation...
Images of Freemantle Dockers and Brisbane Lions.

Nation's cardiologists thankful prelims are over - The Chaser
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Swamp @sirswampthing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The 2026 HAW & BRIS Prelim is the first V/AFL final where both sides scored 120+ points since the 1989 HAW v GEEL Grand Final #AFLHawksLions #AFLFinals #AFL
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My neighbours just learned i am a lions fan i reckon. That was a fucking #afl game. Like regardless of the winner that was a game #upthelions
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#lions #afl #prelim #4thquarter
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Nail Biting Bender
ALT: Nail Biting Bender
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This #lions #afl game got me so nervous. I was all screamy support in the first half. Now im like
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Nani Pelekai's Angry Muffled Scream
ALT: Nani Pelekai's Angry Muffled Scream
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jadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
opens the app sees this at the top of the feed closes the app
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I read it and I feel strangely at peace.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just saw a headline that was like people building anthropic or s/thing believe it could eventually kill us all. And, ok. Just let me finish this book, and go to JP in dec and then i am good. Kill away, as Loki said in Infinity War movie. No i didnt read the article. I saw "kill us all" and exhaled.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I've decided everyone has been paid off to make sure the fucking swans win
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Erin Davisson 🌲 @erindeenews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As the world mourns Dolly Parton, revisiting Gloria Steinem’s tribute to the country music legend, originally published in the January 1987 issue, when Parton was named one of Ms. magazine’s Women of the Year. @msmagazine.com
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Dolly Parton’s Unique Feminist Power, as Told by Gloria Steinem (January 1987)
Woman of the Year Dolly Parton’s Unique Feminist Power, as Told by Gloria Steinem (From the January 1987 issue of Ms. Magazine)
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Strong agree, brilliant series
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Liz Hand @elizabethhand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sic transit Gloria. “At my age, in this still hierarchical time, people often ask me if I’m ‘passing the torch. I explain that I’m keeping my torch, thank you very much — and I’m using it to light the torches of others.”
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Gloria Steinem, Personification of the Women’s Movement, Dies at 92 (Gift Article)
She challenged sexist assumptions, helping women develop a sense of self-worth and gain a measure of equality at work, at home and in society at large.
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Henry @henrythedog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well that one hurts, I remember Gloria Steinem campaigning for Hillary, and thinking that endorsement along with Dolores Huerta would move lefties only to have Bernie supporting men dismiss her as "just voting for the woman" and women airily tell me her wave of feminism was "problematic"
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Miriam Cosic @miriamcosic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem has died at 92. Every woman who now takes so many rights for granted must mourn her. My mother was unable to take out a personal loan without Dad's signature, tho she earned more than he did. She fought it, with his support, till she wore the bank down. Vale Gloria ...
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
might want to clarify this because corporate traveller and CTM are two different companies and this article conflates the 2 businesses which will be difficult for CT clients that call the Coporate Travel (not, ctm) @news.abc.net.au
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Geez. 2026 can FRO www.theguardian.com/film/2026/au...
theguardian.com
Tim Curry, star of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Stephen King’s It, dies aged 80
A prolific performer across stage, screen and TV, the actor starred in Legend, Clue and It, but will always be associated with the flamboyantly camp rock’n’roll musical in which he made his breakthrou...
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I moved three months ago and finally got the living room to 70% done. Sure i had a breakdown, broke my hand, and went overseas in that time. I also read the red rising series. But. Potato tomato.
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Clay Bennett @claybennett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
8/26/2026- Dolly Parton www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/au...
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watching this in that game what gets me in the clip (and at the time) is this kids expression.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A little #nostalgia for our feeds Remembering the #failwhale
Twitter fail whale. A blue orange and white graphic of orange birds holding up a white whale over orange and white waves on a blue background that says "Twitter is over capacity ". Below this is more text advising to "please wait a moment and try again" prompting hipsters and art students alike to frantically refresh the page so they can inform the world they just saw  a bird (hi it's me). The rest of the text is irrelevant,  directing you to status updates that im sure some people checked but most just posted on Facebook instead.

Back in my day, Twitter crashed so regularly this little whale would frequently show up instead of your twitter feed, heralding the song of our generation, "Twitter is down again". Throes of folk would flock to their Twitter feed to see if the lovingly nicknamed 'fail whale' had indeed taken up residence, creating the callback "yep. For me too", as if they may be the sole person on this planet still able to open their feeds and get World War 2 "live" updates. 

The fail whale was eventually killed when a new CEO managed to make the site work properly,ultimately signalling the downfall of Twitter and paving the way for the cesspool it would ultimately become. Long live the fail whale. A herald of her time.
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sick. My @smh @theage cartoon.
Four frames. 1. Terns on a beach. One says to another, “I feel sick.” 2. A fur seal on a beach beside lots of dead birds thinks, “I feel sick.” 3. A woman reads a series of news headline placards with “BIRD FLU JUMPS SPECIES”, “MORE HEAT WAVES, FIRES”, “NO END OF WARS”; she thinks, “I feel sick”. 4. The world, with fires and explosions everywhere, thinks, “I feel sick.”
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