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@jessidious.bsky.social
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A lesson in mediocrity. I like places. People?. And things. Principled. Unhinged. Authentic.

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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 11h
Your mission if you choose it is to defeat Tampa. Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Isnt he on a 10 year contract? (I could google it but i cant risk any algorithm thinking Im a Shohei fan
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This doesnt sound right...
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Truth 😡
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Crikey @crikey.com.au · 09/10/2026
Goddamn lefties, complaining about this, that and the other. As a One Nation voter, I'm about to lose it! www.crikey.com.au/2026/10/09/o...
crikey.com.au
I hate lefty whingers and protesters but I also hate everything
Cheaper groceries at publicly owned supermarkets? What kind of socialist hellscape is this?
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watxhing Volpe run these bases was like watching Ashcroft run through Dockers. Poetry. Inspiring. Uplifting.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Talia Ringer: My hot take is that if your company builds software that it cannot stop from hacking into other systems, your company is a malware company and should be treated as such
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Respectfully, go fuck yourself, Tampa. And another fuck you to the "fan" that interfered. Y'all dont learn. And another fk you to tampa. Sincerely a totally non bitter, completely well adjusted Yankees fan who is totally fine. I'm FINE.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remembering today is a travel day for the Yankees was the best. I wasnt sure i could watch another game after yesterday. Those errors.
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Jonathan Green @greenj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Is Anthony Albanese destined to be the most disappointing prime minister ever? | First Dog on the Moon
How could this happen?
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look can the braves get up because im keen for a yankees braves ws a la 1996. Pls
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stellar effort from Rice in this game.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Keep seeing these Gen Z want millenials to retire posts, and .. team i really want to do a gofundme to have gen z fund my retirement. What do we think? Good idea? Excellent troll? Or nahhh
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TINO!!
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have some genetic predisposition to high cholesterol and have it checked 6 monthly, but it never clicked til reading this how this is potentially life saving. Holy shit. Also, i am so glad you are healthy and alive. The world is selfishly not ready to lose your wit and talent. - from, a fan.
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s me talking about my heart attack www.nine.com.au/lifestyle/he...
nine.com.au
‘I would’ve died’: A Google search told Fiona she wasn’t having a heart attack - adding one word changed everything
Fiona Katauskas’ heart attack was nothing like the dramatic heart-clutching moments you see in the movies, so when she felt breathless, dizzy and sweaty while exercising at home on a Sunday morning la...
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More than 60 sets of human bones have been discovered in a UK city just trying to do some basic street renovation www.jezebel.com/human-bodies...
jezebel.com
How Many Human Bodies Is the Acceptable Number to Find While Doing a Little Roadwork?
More than 60 sets of human bones have been discovered in a UK city just trying to do some basic street renovation.
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Salon.com @salon.com · 27/09/2026
Long before his arrest for rape, the looksmaxxing star built a brand based on contempt for women.
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Clavicular's charges shows the real danger of MAGA manhood
Long before his arrest for rape, the looksmaxxing star built a brand based on contempt for women
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 27/09/2026
What is Wharfie Time? How Fremantle's viral celebration backfired in the AFL grand final
abc.net.au
What is Wharfie Time and how did it backfire for heartbroken Dockers?
It was meant to be a celebration of Fremantle's moment in the grand final sun, but their viral Wharfie Time backfired spectacularly on Saturday. 
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just saw a post about the Amish, and it made me remember when I was on an Amtrak in 2016 & there was this young Amish family. And they saw me with my pink, blue, and purple hair, and my skinny jeans, and my then 13 year old and the mum gripped her child closer. She 100% saw me as the devil. 🤣 bless
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 27/09/2026
The stats that show how Brisbane overcame a dominant Fremantle to claim their grand final moments
abc.net.au
ANALYSIS: How the Lions claimed their moments to overcome a dominant Freo
In a game that Fremantle dominated on the stats sheet, Chris Fagan's men found a way to dominate in the moments.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ive been doing nought but read articles about todays game while at work tonight. Im still so stunned we pulled that off. Like. Well fucking done team, and that was a great game. Maybe the best gf ive seen since 2002. #aflgf
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 26/09/2026
Brisbane's belief sparks cruellest Fremantle collapse in AFL grand final's most visceral day
abc.net.au
ANALYSIS: In the greatest and cruellest of grand finals, only the Lions believed
The AFL grand final has never felt so raw as in the five ballistic minutes that elevated the Brisbane Lions to legends and delivered Fremantle the most crushing defeat imaginable.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dead 🦁❤️💛💙 #aflgf #threepeat
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dyingggggggg #afl #aflgf #lions
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1ST GOAL LIONS #afl
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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A woman was drugged, raped, and sexually trafficked to members of a fraternity. Two of the men involved were expelled. Five were given the opportunity to mitigate suspension by *writing an essay.* The dozens of other men who knew this was happening and said nothing? You already know the answer.
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would really like to read a savage, satirical novel about the bizzareness of tech bros told from the perspective of one of Elon Musk's secret baby mamas living in his Texas babyfarm compound. If someone could write this I would appreciate it & think it would sell quite well. Thank you in advance.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lachie Neales divorceddad era really is a little unhinged #afl #lions #upthelions
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Girl same. Play stupid games, Lachie.. (get stupid prizes) 🦁🦁🦁
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Nick Miller @nickdmiller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tldr you’re not actually allowed to just wander up to someone and punch them in the stomach. Yet another of those weird AFL rules.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So this doesnt shock me because in the 90s gambling was encouraged by some teachers without regard, helping to foster future generations of gamblers who see nothing wrong with encouraging kids to have a punt, and ostracising those who dont. And where are we now? Kids with gambling addictions. Sigh.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was against horseracing then as i saw it as cruel (still do. Nothing has changed), and against gambling because when mum went out to pour all the money down the pokies, who was watching my three siblings? Me. From the age of 10. Making our meagre effing meals and putting us all to bed.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When i was in year 7 our teachers used to have melbourne cup day (they did this every yr. Not just us), with cockroach races we could bet on with chocolate etc. Bet on the cup. Watch the cup. It was a day for gambling. I didnt participate and was ostracised. At 12. My mum was a gambler (pokies).
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Team. I over achieved occupational therapy. Discharged completely from hospital. Over achieved broken hand healing and then the therapy. Im so proud of me and i should be able to get back to art!!
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Crikey @crikey.com.au · 22/09/2026
Opinion | AI bosses are nothing but "fossil fuel cultists injecting methane gas directly into the heart of their machine god", writes Ketan Joshi. www.crikey.com.au/2026/09/22/a...
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Doomsday AI cultists aren't just good marketers — they're capturing governments
As soon as you realise the AI industry is packed with adherents to a cult of climate and fossil fuel dismissiveness, everything clicks into place.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No really, im so glad you saw me sitting peacefully reading a book and thought "lets go sit next to them and listen to AI videos on my phone together:
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everytime i find a quiet corner of the hospital to chill before my appt, a group of people also find it 5 mins later and proceed to not be quiet. Life in public spaces amirite
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yall played so well and fought back so hard against the swans on Friday!. Freo deserve this spot. May the beat team win, and here is to q stellar game of footy!
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Yung En Chee @yungenchee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not much media coverage of Australian students walking out of class AGAIN to protest Pauline Hanson & One Nation on 17 Sep But it's so cheering & good for the soul, here's a little 🧵 of coverage BRAVO & THANK YOU STUDENTS‼️ ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have this insane memory of Marjorie writing Wonder woman at some stage (future state maybe), but i just checked her works and NADA. So it must have been a dream that she had this insanely good run with Joelle Jones, and quite frankly i wouldnt be mad if this dream was a prophecy.
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My mate (a Freo supporter) has been messaging me all night with similar (albeit less polite ) sentinents. That said.. Threepeaaaaat! You'll hear our mighty roar! 🦁
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
John Howard starting to really annoy me again so I had to put on some eye masks. Excellent writing by @amyremeikis.bsky.social here. I kinda feel like Rex Manning saying "why dont you all just fade away", and the all is howard and his acolytes specifically.
Book with a yellow cover and top half of a bespectacled old man head with questionably dark bushy eye brows and beady eyes titled "Where it all went wrong:  The case against John Howard" written by acclaimed author and politcal writer, Amy Remeikis.

The whimsy goth moon and star white/ black curtains in the background stand in stark contrast to the weasely man (aforementioned J-Ho) on the bright book.
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 19/09/2026
"If the final quarter of either match went for just one minute longer, we would have seen heart attacks around the country." chaser.com.au/sport/nation...
Images of Freemantle Dockers and Brisbane Lions.

Nation's cardiologists thankful prelims are over - The Chaser
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Swamp @sirswampthing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The 2026 HAW & BRIS Prelim is the first V/AFL final where both sides scored 120+ points since the 1989 HAW v GEEL Grand Final #AFLHawksLions #AFLFinals #AFL
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My neighbours just learned i am a lions fan i reckon. That was a fucking #afl game. Like regardless of the winner that was a game #upthelions
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Jess 💀 @jessidious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#lions #afl #prelim #4thquarter
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Nail Biting Bender
ALT: Nail Biting Bender
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