Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026no no as you can plainly see on this placard that we flashed the witness expressly said Mike Hawk is hard to beat 001
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026when you start talking like this before she even dumps you 010
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“WHOEVER WINS AI, WINS!” —and let’s show them what they win, Bob 000
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 31/08/2026the only way anyone will ever cherish the name Mike DeWine is if he claims Eerie as The Ohio Lake 010
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 06/08/2026folks with their windows down either drive like they’re off their meds or like they took way too much 000
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Don’t get sidelined by calf or ocular strain. We talked to the experts to help you bring your pre-field sobriety test stretch routine to the next level. 000
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 28/06/2026if i’m gonna watch this much soccer i really wanna see more bicycle kicks 000
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 28/06/2026drunk people really want you to understand what they are saying 000
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 17/04/2026“The simulacrum is never what hides the truth—it is truth that hides the fact that there is none. The simulacrum is true. —Ecclesiastes” 000
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Ezra Klein is doing that thing where liberals tardily acknowledge manifest reality only when it’s both safe and pointless the right way 000
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 06/02/2026they said it wasn’t racism it was the economy but the economy is still bad so now he’s gotta give em what they really want 020
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 06/02/2026the 25th amendment except it’s just Obama finally beats his damn ass 010
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 05/01/2026yeah and it’s not like anything bad happened after the period of Western imperialism and colonialism prior to WW2 000
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 04/01/2026as you can clearly see the remaining populace are celebrating the demise of Prince Prospero so how can you sit here in your ivory tower and say that the Red Death is not going well for them? 000
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 20/11/2025wow they didn’t invite trump to dick cheney’s funeral i guess they will do anything to sanitize him 000
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 24/10/2025“It’s like being high while high Intense bliss pure happiness and love It’s so beautiful! It’s sublime. Like being washed away. It’s like I’m in antigravity or covered in liquid. tingles all over me, brain fuzzy, skin tingling all over.” 010
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 30/09/2025did Alan Dershowitz ever get a pierogi or do we still writhe in the maw of oppression? 000
Reposted by JesseNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it. 4068431320
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 30/09/2025this is every asshole that stops drinking and runs their first 5k 010
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 29/09/2025klein is basically saying liberals are losing ground bc voters don’t think they like them and his solution is that the liberal elites should be more duplicitous abt their motives, pretend to be something they are not and to talk to people like they are stupid 000
Reposted by JesseBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Yes sir we're chanting "Release the Earhart Files" 3034601575
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 23/09/2025stephen miller is gonna get those etsy witches if it’s the last thing he does 010
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 23/09/2025reminder that if you do see jesus tomorrow you can’t post his coordinates at the other place 010
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 23/09/2025so i guess now we all gotta pretend that’s true so our big boy feels like a real doctor 000
Reposted by JesseTaylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 21/09/2025This was always the goal and don’t forget that this happened because of the Democrats/Joe Biden. TikTok was in zero danger of being banned and the ban was non existent until Biden/Dems worked w Gallagher to revive it because people were using the app to speak out about Israel’s genocide. 0706175
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 18/09/2025this reminds me of the time he spoke up abt the brandon administration calling us all antisemitic for pointing out what is today an established fact 020
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 18/09/2025in those days an edict went out into all the land that every inhabitant sufficiently mourn the king’s favorite podcaster 000
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 18/09/2025you are not only gonna watch gutfeld! but before you do your feckless ass is gonna laugh into the can Bwahahaha 000
Jesse @jessenab.bsky.social · 18/09/2025and the media got them fucking backs STRAIGHT too www.politico.com/story/2018/0...politico.comTrump: I want 'my people' to 'sit up at attention' like in North KoreaThe president later said he was “kidding“ with the remark. 000
Reposted by Jessedr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/09/2025congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment 344469900
