Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I would like to launch a formal complaint against Gen Z. I am increasingly noticing members of this generation writing things like “Sureeee no problem” or “OMG I would dieeee”. They are extending the wrong vowel sound and frankly I haaaaate it 040
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Day after the solstice and oh boy the nights are really drawing in aren’t they 050
Reposted by Jess BowieJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Turn it off. Stop using it. Turn it off. Stop. Stop. Stop. If every time I was wrong about something, a gallon of precious water was boiled into the sky, my neighbourhood got polluted and someone lost their job, people would stop asking me things. 30919426
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Can you imagine emailing someone and actually receiving this as their out of office? Lol 020
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Thrilled that the Civil Service World podcast is back, after the briefest of (5-year) hiatuses! Ep1 of the revamped series features DSIT innovation guru Claire Donaldson. Have a listen & add us to your feed - there'll be lots more episodes over the next few weeks! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/c...podcasts.apple.comChangemakers: Fostering innovation in governmentPodcast Episode · The Civil Service World Podcast · 12/05/2025 · 32m 030
Reposted by Jess BowieFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/04/2025[Youth Pastor voice] You know who else had a man cave? 11340105
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 20/04/2025The placement of these googly eyes on this poster has brought me so much joy 0777
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Something has happened to French restaurant names since I last came here… a 🧵 100
Reposted by Jess BowieIsaac Fitzgerald @isaacfitzgerald.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Tried to google the word count of On the Road. 1153750494
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I am so sick of things “hitting different”. I just saw an ad for a fruity shower gel on the back of a bus with the words “NATURE HITS DIFFERENT” emblazoned in massive letters. Fuck that! 031
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 16/02/2025This would be almost funny if it weren’t so serious www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comUS goverment seeks to rehire recently fired nuclear workers - BBC NewsIt is having problems contacting people who were fired in Trump's blitz to shrink the federal workforce. 010
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Empowering, humble, candid, sweary (!) & v witty opening keynote speech from Baroness Louise at CSW’s inaugural Collaboration Conference #CSWcollab25 001
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Great interview by my colleague @tevyemarkson.bsky.social with the ex-perm sec of DfID Mark Lowcock. Lowcock does not pull his punches when talking about his former department's decline... www.civilserviceworld.com/in-depth/art...civilserviceworld.comArrested development: Interview with former DFID perm sec Mark LowcockCSW speaks to Mark Lowcock, the longest-serving perm sec of the Department for International Development, about the rise and fall of the department... 053
Reposted by Jess BowieCiaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Still obsessed with this: after all the DOGE guff literally the first thing that Trump has said he will do is establish a new arm of the federal bureaucracy on Day One 8167
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 12/01/2025⬇️ this is deeply alarming and upsetting. (Also, an account by the name of dominiccummings is replying to all the replies with emojis. If it is the man himself, it would appear that spreading misinformation and undermining our democracy is all just a game to him) 010
Reposted by Jess BowieJess Phillips @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Just in from mammoth interview session to two bits of news. One that a DV perp got locked up because of something I did and that a vulnerable constituent had a a massive wrongful debt written off after our intervention. This is why I came to politics, this is why I'll just keep cracking on. 1021130981434
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 03/01/2025We are just sending the final pages of the new issue of CSW to press and I think this - from a feature about machinery of government changes and defunct departments - might be my favourite bit 110
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 03/01/20254yo daughter took pic of me on the loo with her sub-polaroid camera and waved the pic in my face saying “you can only have this if you stay in your bed all night!” Parroting my words back at me, yes, but she came up with the sextortion part all on her own. Impressive. 020
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 27/12/2024@alexolorenshaw.bsky.social will you lurk, or treat us to your thoughts? 000
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 26/12/2024To me this screams non-story. If, for example, each of the DWP’s c.90,000 officials — after years of austerity/pay restraint/inflation — has taken home a shopping voucher worth £68 as their bonus, good for them. Richly deserved I say. 030
Reposted by Jess BowiePeter Foster @pmdfoster.bsky.social · 26/12/2024There are more than 10m children in school in the UK…but, per Times, 3,000 might move to state sector because of VAT rise…so Whitehall is “braced” 😲😲😲 Says a lot about UK media bubble, the way this story is reported. You pay VAT on luxuries. Private schooling is that. 20040131051
Reposted by Jess Bowiecolonus.bsky.social @colonus.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Despite popular demand, I am once again thrusting horrifying Victorian Christmas cards under your noses. First: Frog on Frog violence 42913
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Just falling asleep when you remember you didn’t move the effing elf on the shelf. I never wanted to be an elf on the shelf family, damnit! 020
Reposted by Jess BowieIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024He's hiring a ship He's packing his cloak He's moving to England To follow some bloke Dracula is coming to town 6250871637
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Me: you’re not getting a drone for Christmas 7yo: Ok fine. How do you spell lip balm? 7yo: Actually I already know 010
Reposted by Jess BowieDave Lee @davelee.me · 13/12/2024As I said -- only a matter of time before news orgs lashed out at Apple's lackluster (and evidently dangerously wrong) AI summaries of their work. This is shambolic and the BBC has every right to be furious about it.bbc.comBBC complains to Apple over misleading shooting headlineApple's new artificial intelligence features falsely made it seem the BBC reported Luigi Mangione had shot himself. 341230237
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Strong “wrong-kind-of-snow” vibes from Southeastern this morning as my train is delayed because of “slippery rails”. Ummm we live in a permanently damp country??! 110
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Our first reaction piece to the new cabinet secretary's appointment (there'll be a more in-depth one coming in the next couple of weeks) www.civilserviceworld.com/in-depth/art...civilserviceworld.comMeet the new boss: Positive reaction to Chris Wormald's appointment as cab secPM's top civil servant pick 'suggests willingness to take public sector reform seriously' but unions warn of need for pay reform 000
Reposted by Jess BowieJill Rutter @jillongovt.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Chris Wormald - the balance sheet. In favour: 1. vastly experienced (much, much more than Case). Run two v big budget depts. also held senior role in what is now MHCLG; done time at the centre as head of EDS and heading Clegg office. former head of policy profession. 1018179
Reposted by Jess BowieGeoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Massive away win for the little fella. 573583999607
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Teenage babysitter to me and husband just now: “You and your lime bikes. You’re like millennials!” Me and husband: “We ARE millennials” Her: “Oh! I thought you were boomers” 😑😑😑😑😑😑 090
Reposted by Jess BowieGeorge Eaton @georgeeaton.bsky.social · 29/11/2024A remarkable stat: Heidi Alexander’s appointment as Transport Secretary means the cabinet is now 100% state-educated for the first time in history. 11039161128
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Matt is always at his best when he brings together two topical stories. Tomorrow’s cartoon is just 👌👌👌 110
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 27/11/2024In memory of Jim Abrahams, spoofer extraordinaire, here is one of my favourite scenes from Airplane 2 031
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 24/11/2024PSA: For anyone wondering what’s in Snoop’s red wine, this is what it says on the back of the bottle 🧐 020
Reposted by Jess BowieZoe Kleinman @zsk.bsky.social · 23/11/2024A classic example of AI being put to good use, doing what it does well IE classifying and pattern spotting - and helping the red squirrel population in the process www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukConservationists turn to AI in battle to save red squirrelsThe tech is being used to automatically control the creatures' access to feeders at sites across the UK. 37111
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Government press office, sharing literally the most anodyne information imaginable, which is also already in the public domain: ‼️ PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS STRICTLY ON BACKGROUND AND NOT FOR ATTRIBUTION ‼️ 1101
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024CSW is now on Bluesky! Sign up for all your civil-service-related news, comment and gossip 020
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Get with the programme, Keir (and departments)! www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...independent.co.ukStarmer not joining the Bluesky social media platform ‘at the moment’The Prime Minister said there are no plans to establish official Government accounts yet. 131
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 18/11/2024He follows me on there too! Since back in 2009. I don’t think his team understood how it worked - think they felt they HAD to follow anyone who was following his account 130
Jess Bowie @jessbowie.bsky.social · 16/11/2024When I met the Fiscal Crumpet at an IfG event i told him it was like meeting a celebrity. He told me - not in so many words - that that made me a bit of a loser. But I stand by it! 010