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Jess Darnes Writes

@jess.darn.es
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Freelance Writer based in Bristol, UK. Always a conundrum. Currently juggling words and motherhood. Writing, food, movies, books, exercise, disability, maybe a bit of tech. #neurodiverse #AuDHD #EDS
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 16/06/2026
TIL (or figured out) Maggie Simpson is Margaret (Marge) JR 😳 can’t believe I’ve watched that show for so many years and never realised this!
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Sara Soueidan @sarasoueidan.com · 24/11/2025
PSA: Today's Day 4️⃣ of the Black Friday sale. This is the lowest you can get the course for and it's for a limited time—next year's sales won't be the same. Price goes back up on December 4th. ⏳ 🔗 practical-accessibility.today #a11y
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The Practical Accessibility Course
A get-right-down-to-it online course for Web designers and developers who want to start creating more accessible Web user interfaces and digital products today
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Piccalilli @piccalil.li · 24/11/2025
Our Black Friday deals and Mindful Design go live tomorrow! Buy a course: save £60 and get a 50% discount code you can use at any time. That'll save you over £180 vs full price if you get two courses!
Save the date. Black Friday Deals. Incoming November 25
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 13/11/2025
🥹🥲
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 06/11/2025
Find it really weird when you’re in a restaurant and they ask you if you have any allergies, to which you reply “yes” and list them. Then they say, “they’re not on my allergy list” and shrug, then go away, as if that means they don’t exist and nothing can be done 🤨
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hush @hush-ndb.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Let's make AI jealous. Write what Al can't touch. Humans can think with their heads, hearts, and bodies. Try moving your hands. It's fine if your mind remains a jumble. Ideas scattered across the paper. Sometimes they connect by chance, and something new is born.
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 05/11/2025
Thank you very much, lovely! It was ace to see you the other day - hope you’re doing well 😊👍🏻
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David Darnes @darn.es · 05/11/2025
Me and @jess.darn.es have infiltrated London for her birthday 🕵️‍♀️ The coffee shops never saw it coming 😈
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 01/11/2025
He ain’t wrong…😑🧀🍞
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 01/11/2025
Thank you for sharing! Will give it a watch
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 01/11/2025
i always enjoy a sensible chuckle at the sight gag of the peasant round being $5.80
a photograph of a “peasant round” in a bakery. it is $5.80. what kind of peasant can afford this etc etc etc
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 01/11/2025
…but I want to try some of these things now, too. And puzzles, getting stuck into a good book or doing a puzzle to keep the mind busy. I think the running/gym thing is good, too, because the winter months feel so awful when they make you think you can’t move your body 😕
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 01/11/2025
Thank you for asking this question! Navigating similar issues myself at the mo. Loving some of these answers. I think in the past (prior to being diagnosed), the things that helped me the most were putting up fairy lights (way before Christmas), going for walks through crunchy leaves, hot chocolate
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 29/10/2025
Said tune (“Totem” by Tycho) youtu.be/WO8Jhxupwr4?...
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Tycho - Totem (Official Visualiser)
YouTube video by Tycho
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 29/10/2025
Something that I do love about working from home is the ability to do an impromptu dance to an absolute TUNE while writing ✍🏻🎵🎧🪩 and no-one but your intrigued (and slightly concerned) husband is there to judge 😅
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 22/10/2025
This week’s mantra I love from a PT friend: “I don’t want to look pretty, I want to look vaguely threatening…” 💪🏻💋🏋🏻‍♀️
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 22/10/2025
😅
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 22/10/2025
It’s weird, but I found working on a plane - in a crowded middle seat - of all places a really good place to work 😅🤨 there are no distractions (for my brain, at least - there are tons all around). You can stick some noise cancelling headphones on and just plough on through…
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 22/10/2025
That’s a cool song 👍🏻 makes me think of sitting in a café, watching a rainy day from the window
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 27/09/2025
just in case you’re curious what the scene is like RIGHT NOW at the war ravaged ICE building here in portland. chilling
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David Darnes @darn.es · 07/09/2025
Had such a good time at the #BristolCoffeeFestival with @jess.darn.es . Got to catch up with @studioromeo.co.uk, @daleanthony.com, @rhysjp.bsky.social, @robbowen.digital, @evadage.co.uk and @surma.dev. Pretty certain I'll be going again next year ☕️
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 06/09/2025
☕️👀🙌🏻
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Stef Walter @stephaniewalter.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
It’s not just “can a screen reader access this screen?” It’s “can any user complete the full experience without needing adaptation or assistance?”
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 05/08/2025
🥰 thank you, lovely!
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 31/07/2025
“Your daughter has eaten a concerning amount of cheese” – Picking my one year old up from nursery
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 29/07/2025
I’ve got some availability! In need of a wordsmith to help you craft your web copy, write some blog posts or put together a social media campaign? I can also help you build your content strategy and tell your brand’s story to your audiences. Get in touch to see how I can help 👉🏻
A large graphic of an ampersand on an orange background and text in italics that says “So, you want to tell a story?”
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Keff 🍊 @kefyor.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Every UK petition is like this
Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this".
Government responded: "No."
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 27/07/2025
An interesting hairstyle choice…and matching, too!
A soft-top Mercedes Benz driving down the motorway with two twisty and pointed bushes in the back that look a bit like Marge Simpson’s hairstyle
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 21/07/2025
Love how this clip from Jon Richardson so succinctly sums up having an #AuDHD brain… www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxXI4...
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Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 13/06/2025
I know! Me either, until I saw it at Costco
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 13/06/2025
😂
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 11/06/2025
TIL macaroni pudding is a thing 🤢 scottishscran.com/macaroni-pud...
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Classic Macaroni Pudding Recipe
This Macaroni Pudding recipe is an easy take on a classic British recipe. My Grandma used to make this for us all the time, and it's so delicious!
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 06/06/2025
If I was proofing something like that, I’d say around £150 for the whole thing. That’s based on 3 hours work - if I then continued working with that person doing proof work, it might be a bit lower, if it’s not as time consuming.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Netflix's Adolescence highlights the danger of social media content on young people's minds. There needs to be an equivalent show highlighting the dangers of newspaper content on the minds of the elderly
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Robb Owen @robbowen.digital · 14/04/2025
Looks like I'm going to have availability for new contracts from later this month I've got 15+ years of frontend experience, with an emphasis on interaction & animation. I'm a dab hand with all the usual frameworks like Nuxt, Next and Astro too If any of that's what you're after, drop me a line 👇
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Robb Owen - Independent Creative Developer
Robb is an independant creative developer from South Wales. He loves helping organisations to build ambitious yet accessible web projects. Sometimes, he also writes in the third person.
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 14/04/2025
lol
A photo of a billboard showing various logos including TeslaA close-up of the Tesla logo altered (non-digitally) to say “Hitla”
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 09/04/2025
Back on our BS at Costco 😅 (cc @daviddarnes)
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shoptalkshow.com @shoptalkshow.com · 24/03/2025
657: David Darnes on Web Components and Design Systems David Darnes joins us to talk about his work on the Nord design system, writing web components, working with embeds and web components, thoughts on building a progress bar or notification component, keeping design systems and design tools in…
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657: David Darnes on Web Components and Design Systems
David Darnes joins us to talk about his work on the Nord design system, writing web components, working with embeds and web components, thoughts on building a progress bar or notification component, keeping design systems and design tools in sync, and tricks for components and variables.
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 23/03/2025
Our one year old said our older daughter’s name at dinner earlier. We were all like 🫨
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 23/03/2025
😩😭😱
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 23/02/2025
😂
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 23/02/2025
My Mum and I were uber-CSI fans 😅
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 20/02/2025
I love that you were kind enough to say “the girls,” like that didn’t include me, too 😝
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 20/02/2025
Love it when Siri plays ‘Louise Essentials’ for me when the littles want to listen to Bluey 👍🏻 you’d think it’d learn with the frequency of things you search for. Same with Maps - it should look at your locality and your previous search history, surely 🤷🏻‍♀️
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David Darnes @darn.es · 20/02/2025
Thermos of coffee for me & @jess.darn.es while the girls sleep in the car 💅🏻☕️
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 18/02/2025
👏🏻 nice one! Currently at 124 unread emails, so need to follow in your footsteps
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 17/02/2025
Sunshine and coffee making me feel very happy and quite hyper this afternoon! Here for sunnier days after all this awful British gloom.
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 17/02/2025
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a woman wearing sunglasses with a hyper x logo in the corner
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 08/02/2025
“Outro” by M83
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Jess Darnes Writes @jess.darn.es · 08/02/2025
The Matrix
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