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My mom thinks I’m funny. Please don’t tell her I’m on social media.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Venn diagram of those who excuse Shane Gillis because “It’s just a joke” and those who think Will Smith was right to slap Chris Rock might not be a perfect circle, but it’s close.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Name a prior President who expressed ambivalence about a foreign adversary attacking any part of the US. I’ll wait. This is not normal.
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If you’re running for local office, the fastest way to lose my vote is to walk up to my toddler during a holiday parade with a balloon with your name printed on it and hand it to them while someone videos my child without my permission.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Now that the Dow is back above 50k, does that mean Pam Bondi gets her job back?
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
There's a lot of momentum right now to deport Elon Musk and seize his accounts to cover the damages inflicted on us by the Trump Regime.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 16/04/2026
plainly true
Tweet by director Joseph Kahn: The solution to the theatrical problem is very simple.
Extend the time before it goes to streaming. Make it 180 days. 6 months. If you don't watch it in theaters you won't get to see it for a long time. Studios have devalued their product by letting the consumer know there's no urgency. They're going to see it for "free" later. They've cheapened the business into a buffet and violated basic supply and demand.
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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
There are people who will lose their jobs when they say this about Trump when he dies
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Professors & university staff were targeted & fired for less than this just a few months ago.
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
So… I guess the Mueller Report didn’t “exonerate” Trump the way he said it did.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Two weeks ago.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
For many Americans, war, bombings, terrorism, and all sorts of atrocities are so abstract because they happen elsewhere. We collectively are far removed from the victims of a tragedy when they’re occurring in some place that most of us have not been. 1/3
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Couldn't agree more.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I miss the days when it was fun to joke about doing a State of the Union Drinking Game or Bingo Card. Now, there’s no joy that comes from it. It’s just misery.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Email to USA Hockey
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
During this USA-Canada gold medal hockey game, I assume there’s at least one Canadian taunting USA players with insults about our president that our own players may or may not vehemently agree with.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Is it just me or does this president seem to really get in a furor when he doesn’t get what he wants?
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I imagine if there had been a halftime show at Berlin’s 1936 Olympics, the chancellor of Germany would’ve been very upset if the music was played in anything but German.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Imagine being such a snowflake that you think the NFL should be playing your particular taste in music at halftime. Yeah, maybe it’s been twenty years since there was a country act, but when was the last jazz act? The last classical music act? The last heavy metal act?
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I have a theory about the Melania audience score being so well reviewed. Now, hear me out, what if the people who were willing to pay money to see it are the same people who want to praise this administration blindly without a critical eye??
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The phrase mental gymnastics is really good for justifying the long held beliefs that do not coincide well. But, what about when the brain is rapidly given new info and has to adapt quickly to keep those beliefs intact? I’m going to start calling that mental parkour.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I long for a time when national security and the stock market are not determined by what a 79 year old man thinks is a good thing to tweet at 2 am.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The least helpful page of any toddler’s book on the alphabet is when you get to X and the author clearly gives up and tries to work Xylophone into a sentence like it’s something we all play every day.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Hmmmm ….. 🤔
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
There's Something Weird Happening With Some Trump Supporters — And It Might Piss You Off - HuffPost
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.” (H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
IF in a crowd of otherwise peaceful protesters one “bad apple” begins violence, THEN police have the legal authority to arrest all of them… THEN What happens to a group of LEO when one “bad apple” of them begins violence???
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If we all really want to help American soybean farmers, try DoorDash sushi. Each order comes with enough soy sauce packets to subsidize a small farm.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Helpful tip: If you have to go to a baby shower for someone you don’t like, get them baby clothes that are dry clean only.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Peanuts gave me very unrealistic expectations for therapy: drop in sessions without an appointment that only cost 5 cents?!? How was Lucy turning a profit??
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Me: Why do you need so many guns? NRA: We need to be able to fight back if a tyrannical government starts coming for citizens and shooting at them. Me: (gestures around)
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You know how different people can watch the same video of a baseball play and disagree whether the player was safe or out? We all watched a video and disagreed whether the car wheels were turned away in an attempt to get to safety or whether it’s ok to murder citizens in our streets. Tough call.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make it viral.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It’s almost like the main takeaway from George Floyd for the fascists was to wear masks so they couldn’t be identified.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Yes, kosher salt might be a little more expensive, but I like to know that my spices were killed humanely.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Republicans: Washington should keep its nose out of my state and mind its own business. Also Republicans: it’s ok for our president to choose who leads other countries.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The only downside to my new taste testing social group that samples new flavors of kool aid is that even if I disagree with the group’s overall opinion on the new flavor, I still have to drink the kool aid.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
If more than one person in a documentary mentions their group being “like a family,” it negates how similar they are to a real family. No family I know of talks at any length about how much they are family.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 23/12/2025
This is as easy a test of your belief in the American system as is conceivable: Should this be an acceptable argument from a president?
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I smuggled a partridge in a pear tree in order to avoid the tariffs on it.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
In line at TSA and seeing a TV recording playing our current head of DHS lecturing us about Real ID. Seems ironic that someone who has clearly changed their face from lots of plastic surgery would insist we all need more secure identification.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Before it accepts my money as payment, I’m going to need Apple to sign my new terms and conditions first.
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
When the Bible is taken enough out of context, Jesus can end up saying “Man cannot live by bread-.”
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Well, I would’ve normally called a spade a spade anyways, but now that you said we should, it makes me think you had some other label in mind?
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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
At what point will a collection of internationally renowned musical artists gather together to form a fundraising supergroup called “Africa for USA”?
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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