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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 11h

Don’t blame every woman, but the newest press secretary being ousted definitely shares some of the blame herself.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 12h

Just wait until he pairs them with a message that “only if the right people are elected will they be possible.” Ugh.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

My Best Friend’s Wedding for Tax Purposes

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

My Father the Hero for Tax Purposes

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The Venn diagram of those who excuse Shane Gillis because “It’s just a joke” and those who think Will Smith was right to slap Chris Rock might not be a perfect circle, but it’s close.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Maybe since you don’t know me, you don’t have to jump straight to assuming the worst about me. Some folks aren’t trying to make the world a worse place. It’s one big community, and we all have to bear down for midterms sometimes.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I don’t know what woman you’re referring to. I wasn’t making any joke about any woman my guy. Are you talking about the Cornell story and Jane Doe? I haven’t been keeping up with that story, sorry to disappoint you. I was literally joking about Patton Oswalt in a funny video.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Are you the same Ben that “actually-ed” my joke the other day?

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hey man, not cool to post a video of your friend being drunk without his consent…oh, wait, is it really funny? Oh, ok, I guess I’ll watch.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Name a prior President who expressed ambivalence about a foreign adversary attacking any part of the US. I’ll wait. This is not normal.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Squirrels hunting crows huh? Still a better ending to Game of Thrones.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh, when you said you were moving to rural Connecticut, you meant R*U*R*A*L Connecticut.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wait… was X-men not based on a video game???

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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron

Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sex Appeal and Survival: How Death Disproportionately Affects the Ugly

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Is there another Jeopardy poster with Nicolas Cage’s face and you two are going to have to swap faces for final Jeopardy?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

But think if he had to go 30 years in the future to save his kids, THAT would be worth watching.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

But then next year MLB would have to give him one, then NBA, and when he realized the NHL hadn’t yet, he’d attack Canada.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If only Colonel Mustard and Miss Scarlett hadn’t given us their child, the Tangerine Toddler.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My man looks like he just signed up for Disney plus but wants his money back after he found out that it doesn’t stream Song of the South.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My man looks like he was just told that the glory hole he frequents doesn’t have a ladies room on the other side.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My man looks like a dad at a barbecue who just discovered vaping and says how much healthier it has been for him than smoking.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

At first I thought in the pic they were holding hands… Then I thought: if someone holds a lantern’s hand so that they’re both wearing the ring, can they conjure twice as much activity???

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

There used to be a great one in Pasadena where I went to watch Pixar’s Up, just to see how fast anyone in the audience cried. It was 11 minutes.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I miss the days of ticket prices not having to factor in the cost of a babysitter.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Because the whole eagle was built out of the black box

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

If you’re running for local office, the fastest way to lose my vote is to walk up to my toddler during a holiday parade with a balloon with your name printed on it and hand it to them while someone videos my child without my permission.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

We will take a brief recess, during which I’ll see both counsels in my chambers.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Now that the Dow is back above 50k, does that mean Pam Bondi gets her job back?

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

But I think it’s gonna be a long long time.

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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

There's a lot of momentum right now to deport Elon Musk and seize his accounts to cover the damages inflicted on us by the Trump Regime.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Why does the security who check White House leaders as they’re entering events have issues keeping awake? Because they spend most of the evening counting sheep. Boom! Nailed it!

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

If there was a dog involved also, we’d still buy it on VHS, even without VCRs to play it in.

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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 16/04/2026

plainly true

Tweet by director Joseph Kahn: The solution to the theatrical problem is very simple.
Extend the time before it goes to streaming. Make it 180 days. 6 months. If you don't watch it in theaters you won't get to see it for a long time. Studios have devalued their product by letting the consumer know there's no urgency. They're going to see it for "free" later. They've cheapened the business into a buffet and violated basic supply and demand.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Nah. Someone would tell this administration they could save money using hydrogen instead of helium in airships and they’d actually do it.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The glory of Iran having exactly the same number of nuclear weapons as they did last year.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

But it’s definitely not a war.

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

You could try pitching an all clergy Jeopardy? Or would the producers hear nun of that?

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Jerry-rigged @jerrywible.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Oh! That’s the last box I need to complete my set! Would you mind setting it aside for me please?!?

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

There are people who will lose their jobs when they say this about Trump when he dies

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Professors & university staff were targeted & fired for less than this just a few months ago.

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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

So… I guess the Mueller Report didn’t “exonerate” Trump the way he said it did.

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