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Jerry Johnson

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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 10m
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 1h
Honeypot implies he would need to be tricked instead of just selling stuff to the highest bidder
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 1h
Shades of Leon Lett www.google.com/goto?url=CAE...
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Leon Lett's Thanksgiving Blunder
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clearly not a dad because he didn’t start by putting a hacksaw on his neck for the lulz
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is an incredible lockstep if the data’s accurate Note the minor dip/bump in August
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heyyy we all know this is a bit, right?
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
man what man who
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
those couple days of boycott we had there were pretty glorious in retrospect
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hwat in the country fried fuck is this word salad
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
man what
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
jail
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy crap Friday already innit and I guess we’re all out of real news
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep thinking about this, not just in this context, but the other awful government agencies. The guy who drove the bulldozer to knock down the east wing. The pilot who flies the rendition flights. Hell the guy who *fuels* the flights. Get em all, eventually I bet it stops
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Assistant producer in Ron Burgundy squealing like a little girl
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
uh huh ……… (not holding my breath. scammers gonna scam)
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yeah that’d do it alright
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
boy that first sentence is gonna make for nice flyers when he’s getting primaried in a few
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
oh hell yeah this is the stuff
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we need to protect women’s sports by calling for the banishment of the league is real galaxy brain stuff
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
of course none of this is real but it would be really awesome to suddenly get to like 70 dem senators next jan and just push allllllllll the stuff through before anyone could do anything about it other than threaten to move to hungary
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
dude they just johnny knoxvilled the winnipeg qb
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I know a lot of people are rightly saying this is an awful thing But remember, by their definition, this was a success. This was exactly what they wanted and what their voters wanted and so they’ll run on this again. Sickening
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh my god they finally are letting us turn off reposts for specific people
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
so i guess the hp adaptations of the 22nd century and beyond will also get slammed for historical accuracy ... 🙄
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
under the hwat now
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The loser replies about freakin placemats makes me once again really sad that we couldn’t get Walz elected VP. His “mind your own damn business” mantra really needed to be spread around, could have eventually gotten on the back of the $1 bill
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tee hee hee
TheTL flipping out about some guy named 


Hayes kang or Haynes king or something
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Step 1.) With smug look on your face, grab some eggs from your backyard hens
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hmmmb , took a guess at the guy in the right , looked it up and ,,, nope
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
FFS
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
pretty sure that third one is a reverse psych , accusation-is-an-admission kind of thing.
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
tf is a "second-generation immigrant"
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yeah grampy woke up bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ok, if they're just doing the "everyone in this diner thinks trump is great" this has to be a bit
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Huh-whahhhh? Weird, seems like the doj could have found out about that earlier by LISTENING TO LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
one of the lessons i’ve learned is whenever someone tries to pull the “he thinks he’s better than me” thing is that they are, without fail, not better than anyone
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Agaaaaaain bsky.app/profile/gabr...
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I mean they could just start their own smaller tournament with only euro teams and hang on being handed a note
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
same tbh
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
See also, Baby Driver (What is it about getaway driver movies?)
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i mean i hate saying its gonna be rigged but when stevens ends up winning anyway ... yeahh...
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Still trying to decide who’s the bigger repub op between this one and platner
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
0/5
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
lol
A bunch of blueskyers saying absolute chimneys
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ok, so simultaneously a real bad thing that we need to blame someone for and also not that big of a deal and I’m going outside and running my diesel. Got it
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
eyyyyy I’m da mayah heeeah
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Real “Mr Burns I’m pretty sure we can trust the president of Cuba vibes” here
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ok, shooting this one out of the sky goes on the list for the next sensible administration in charge www.wired.com/story/reflec...
wired.com
The US Approves the Launch of a Mirror Satellite That Can Reflect Sunlight and Illuminate the Earth at Night
The FCC authorized Reflect Orbital to launch the mirror satellite Eärendil-1. “For optical astronomy, this poses an existential threat,” the European Southern Observatory said.
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
frickin' cato is on here and I hadn't blocked them yet? well, let's fix that
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