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Jerry Johnson

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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Assistant producer in Ron Burgundy squealing like a little girl
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tee hee hee
TheTL flipping out about some guy named 


Hayes kang or Haynes king or something
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
lol
A bunch of blueskyers saying absolute chimneys
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I see. So, they stopped doping? Withdrew from Ukraine? Ah, neither of those. Okie-dokie. Guess the checks finally cleared
They're letting Russia back into the olympics
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Kind of going down a Maine rabbit hole …for …reasons and how do you not know the origin of the name of your state lol. It’s not like it’s some 3000 year old mesopotamian civilization we’re dealing with here
From the Wikipedia article on Maine 

“debate exists as to the origin of the name of the state”
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
hope pope bob went winston on it:
winston declaring wick excommunicado
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
further though that npr story has the same issues as always. they need to note that the bishops *and* priests are out, and also they have this bs. this isn't a "crisis for Leo", these fukkos did this to themselves. they alienated themselves. npr does not gotta hand it to them
quote from the article
The consecrations had posed a crisis for Leo because the American pope has stressed the need for church unity. He has reached out especially to the conservative and traditionalist wing of the church that was in many ways alienated during the Pope Francis pontificate.
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
hope he did it like this
winston declares wick excommunicado
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
hope he did it like this www.npr.org/2026/07/02/n...
winston declaring wick excommunicado
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Haven’t done a man what in awhile and I usually just gloss over the bot ads on websites but Man What
Temu suggesting you build probably like a $5000 deck for your backyard and then put in a dang shipping container as the pool for the deck
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I do feel bad for the knicks but this is tremendous content
Hell dude and cooper despondent about the New York basketball game
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
uhhhh phrasing? 🤣
Mina Kimes says she will “do the Jags” lol
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
what frickin year is this
mma rousey vs carano 

...again

..somehow
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Here we go, perfect. This is from that new WaPo dreck cast This is the kind of stuff that is out there to feed into people's biases (angry up the blood about how much they hated covid restrictions), get those who know better to argue with them, and at the same time is completely meaningless.
dingus making an incorrect assertion about public health and covid.  should probably be doing the podcast in a hotdog suit
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
FFS
dweeb pushing the narrative that we should have burned the observatory down bc covid
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
because sometimes the prompt tweets, while fun, get to be a bit much, you know?
muting Grogu and "to the tune" of for like a week until everyone calms down
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
holy forking shirtballs
the knicks lead the hawks 72-22 with 4:39 til halftime
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
bugs bunny sez 

i wish all

PARTIES IN
THE LAWSUIT

a very

DIE IN A FIRE
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I’m picturing this thing with the Ferrari logo Only it’s $3500 for some reason
Around the neck fabric neck warmer
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Elliot Gould’s huge glasses in Oceans 11
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Yeah i think the XII has the most unhinged affiliate map ever 😅
XII affiliations across the country in a buncha non revenue sports
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
What the lol
consecutive posts making the exact same Schrödinger's strait of hormuz observation
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
was there a gas leak in the building tonight
Final four scores, total scores around 100, both losing teams were in the 40s
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
From Canada space’s Artemis tracker. Next time you’re flushing, say you’re doing it for SCIENCE
Artemis tracker showing what’s going on including a toilet noise measurement. 

For SCIENCE
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Newsom and Bannon sittin in a tree
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Next go-round they’re gonna do the womens hockey tourney thing of making a seeding only pool so this never happens again
2026 womens olympic hockey had 10 teams intwo pools. All 5 from one pool and 3 from the other advanced
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
So…. HOw much money did him and his kids steal right there?
WTI price chart with the bigggg spike in after hours trading a couple days ago
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
🔜
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs dad
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Ohh yeah, thats the stuff
Texas is now 5 more manageable states
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Def did not get his extra fingies removed
Closeup of alfonseca’s 6 fingered hand holding a baseball
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
wtf lol
chatgpt's render of the leaning tower of pisa that is....
decidedly *not* accurate

in the slightest
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Seinfeld double exclamation point
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Pinocchio rating from back when Washington post gave a damn
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
now that’s what i call m o o d s w i n g s
Screenshot of the dow for the last month showing 600 point swings every couple days or so with a thousand point drop in the middle
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
was gonna make a hodl joke but decided I would check for the dead cat bounce first and lol
Btc is below 65.3k now
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
That sign can’t stop me cause i can’t read
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
oh man the meme is coming to life
THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGGG
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
o rly?
cignetti
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
cignetti
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
francis dolarhyde eating the great red dragon and the woman clothed with the sun
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
feel like i'm missing something
a bunch of bsky folks reacting to a sportsball
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Idk just trying to see how low I can get my feed to go ig
Muting all variations of the word(s) pop tarts for the next 24 h
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Reading a note then squinting and rereading like you can’t believe what’s  on there
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This in my TL is for the “oh, now they have to do this” and “oh, they actually can’t do that” crowd. You are being played for fools
Consecutive bsky posts noting the admin is 1. not submitting to a legal deadline for record release and 2. renaming government property without authorization
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Guessing they want to bring back the old air force roundel too
From 1918-1945 the Finnish air force used a blue swastika as a roundel
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
These are definitely the lyrics playing in gronk’s head 24/7
DÜP DÜP DÜP DÜP DÜP DÜP DÜPDÖ DÖ DÖ DÖ DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖ DÖ DÖP
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Formatting and layout are important when your product’s bag might fold over in a weird way
An equine supplement named HORSESHINE but when the bag folds over just so the name shows up as HORSESHI with an inferred T on the end
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I mean look at this shit
Buncha gronk lookin dudes in a ski video
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Time to re-up I guess
Muting the word/name “nuzzi”. 
Again.
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