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Jerry Johnson

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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 1h
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 2h
Honeypot implies he would need to be tricked instead of just selling stuff to the highest bidder
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 2h
Shades of Leon Lett www.google.com/goto?url=CAE...
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Leon Lett's Thanksgiving Blunder
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 2h
Every 30 years or so www.google.com/goto?url=CAE...
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Leon Lett's Thanksgiving Blunder
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait Not Odell Beckham Jr Jr? Talk about a “He’s still around” moment …
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Coming in super late here but yeah , none of our dealers ever had Bolts to test drive—plenty of blazErs and whatnot but I think they just had no profit margin
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and as an old these also have the advantage of me knowing what the heck they are instead of whatever was at the top of this article
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clearly not a dad because he didn’t start by putting a hacksaw on his neck for the lulz
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is an incredible lockstep if the data’s accurate Note the minor dip/bump in August
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heyyy we all know this is a bit, right?
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey whatever it takes
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
man what man who
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🗡️we just want to talk 🔪
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
those couple days of boycott we had there were pretty glorious in retrospect
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
chat is it bad when the attorney general doesn’t agree with what the law is
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The sticker is AI, but the goop is real. They just turn up the syrup ratio. ...good drinkin I guess.
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s obvious. He sees something on tv or online then goes back in time to the 1840s or the 1300s and paints the matching pictures. … do you have any better hypotheses?
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Best part is you think, yep, five kids tracks for an R candidate, then you click through and the pic has two more frikkin kids lol
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hwat in the country fried fuck is this word salad
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
man what
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
jail
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy crap Friday already innit and I guess we’re all out of real news
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
0/2
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep thinking about this, not just in this context, but the other awful government agencies. The guy who drove the bulldozer to knock down the east wing. The pilot who flies the rendition flights. Hell the guy who *fuels* the flights. Get em all, eventually I bet it stops
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh that guys new here…
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
he kicked that thing straight outta bounds lol like his mom was in the stands and she wanted her to get the ball
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your. What. <furious googling> Well, as a long time customer I guess I’m not surprised their message to me got “lost in the mail” Wondering if it’s too late
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hey buddy my eyes are literally everywhere else
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Assistant producer in Ron Burgundy squealing like a little girl
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
uh huh ……… (not holding my breath. scammers gonna scam)
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
so... i just do what i need to do to get by... can i just get a place in aarhus or viborg or whatever already?
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ok, so --real talk maybe i actually am danish, because when i went there on a business trip, i was mistaken for the "locals" rather than a visitor on more than one occasion, and... i. get. this. concept. on a molecular level... meaning... i don't have a time machine, i can't control others.....
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
😬
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
yeah, dabo's out by year end, right
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
24 was even worse and he still won even more bigly
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yeah that’d do it alright
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
boy that first sentence is gonna make for nice flyers when he’s getting primaried in a few
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
bro.
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’d like to see the sec go to a 9 games in November sked
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
rubbin is racin boyz
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
unfortunately, real www.youtube.com/channel/UC-G...
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JAYLER
Jayler are a high-energy rock band from the Midlands UK, formed in 2022. Line-up James Bartholomew (lead vocals/guitar), Tyler Arrowsmith (guitar), Ricky Hodgkiss (bass/keys), Ed Evans (drums) www.j...
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
oh hell yeah this is the stuff
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we need to protect women’s sports by calling for the banishment of the league is real galaxy brain stuff
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
350 dem reps 70 dem senators all the impeachments 50+ member scotus panel mfa dc + pr statehood
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
of course none of this is real but it would be really awesome to suddenly get to like 70 dem senators next jan and just push allllllllll the stuff through before anyone could do anything about it other than threaten to move to hungary
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
next clip down on the op thread
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
bro
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ayfkmwt
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTSG...
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Boreanaz House
YouTube video by a typographer
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Jerry Johnson @jerryjohnson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpM8...
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Lyle Lovett - If I Had A Boat
YouTube video by 8333P
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