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Jens Svendsen

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𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝙲. 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚗 @charlescmann.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Having trouble managing the flood of messages from biologist pals chortling that Trump's anti-trans executive order legally defines every American as female, because defines people by their gender *at conception,* and all embryos are phenotypically female (they differentiate after 6-7 weeks).
Trump's executive order says "female" means a person, belonging, **at conception,** to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell, and "male" means a person belonging, **at conception,** to the sex that produces the small reproductive cell.
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Christoph Harig @charig.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Democracy dies because its decline provides entertainment value
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/12/2024
Gym Installs Confusing New Equipment To Mess With Anyone Joining In January theonion.com/gym-installs...
Gym Installs Confusing New Equipment To Mess With Anyone Joining In January
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Jens Svendsen @jenssvendsen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Jeg ved ikke om der er en lokal aarhusiansk forbandelse, men der er flere og flere der bruger en parfume, der lugter af våd tisble. Sådan rigtig tung morgenurin. Og jeg tænker, det ikke lugter sådan for brugeren, men er jeg alene i at have lugtet det? Og hvad hedder parfumen? #blålys #twitterhjerne
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Jens Svendsen @jenssvendsen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Jeg ved ikke om der er en lokal aarhusiansk forbandelse, men der er flere og flere der bruger en parfume, der lugter af våd tisble. Sådan rigtig tung morgenurin. Og jeg tænker, det ikke lugter sådan for brugeren, men er jeg alene i at have lugtet det? Og hvad hedder parfumen? #blålys #twitterhjerne
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Jens Svendsen @jenssvendsen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Jens Svendsen @jenssvendsen.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
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Jens Svendsen @jenssvendsen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Av..
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 15/11/2024
so much of maga is based on not understanding that general jack d ripper was insane
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
[watching myself flop on bluesky compared to my reaction on twitter] No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!
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Jens Svendsen @jenssvendsen.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
The signs!
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mads brynnum @madsb.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Det er som om mange på højrefløjen ikke ved at "aldrig igen" betyder at vi aldrig igen skal forfølge minoriteter som nazisterne gjorde, men at det i stedet kun specifikt handler om jøder.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
This is my zen mantra
Sign that looks like it reads: just do nothing ❤️ It is impossible
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Jens Svendsen @jenssvendsen.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Er der exodus fra Twitter eller hvorfor har jeg pludselig fået så mange nye følgere? På en konto, hvor der absolut ikke bliver skrevet noget klogt..
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Jens Svendsen @jenssvendsen.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Jeg er nysgerrig. Er der egentlig nogen tidligere iPhone-brugere, der er gået Android, som vil fortælle lidt om for og imod skiftet? Bliver lun på Pixel, når jeg læser om den, men er svært glad for min iPhone 11
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Scott Renshaw @scottrenshaw.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Just saw an advertisement for an “equine hospital,” and I’m sorry, if you’re not going to call it a horsepital, what even is the point.
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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.
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Jens Svendsen @jenssvendsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Nu er jeg bare pedantisk for “sjov”. Men det fik mig til at tænke på, hvor dårligt et navn Bluesky egentligt er.
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