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Lenny Jyons

@jennylyons.bsky.social
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I advocate for sustainable food systems. Generalist & transdisciplinary skippety flitter. Snacks. Sofa-picnics. Art-garden. Read. Like cats. (Sí/í)

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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 20h
Elon musks ma is a whiny cow
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bazunu
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck you colgate. I was a longtime user of your cheap stripes. Guess I’ll have to aqusfresh too.
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lots of crazy dreams last night. Please tell me the U2 commemorative €2 was a hallucination, either mine or ai I don’t care which
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/technology/2... they are here for our civil liberties. I really miss instagram that’s where a lot of my creative community posts but this makes me happy about boycotting
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Meta bans ads for Virginia Woolf play in Spain because they relate to feminism
Theatre told that Facebook and Instagram filter out ads mentioning ‘social topics’ such as civil rights or feminism
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Possibly my favourite thing about last night was a sticker just out of shot on a pillar reading Ballina Punx. Or the five Italians in sunglasses surrounding our mate on the decks. Or the bould seats out in the stands. Or leaving at midnight sober ✨
Bohemians Dancefloor
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And somewhat relatedly, here is how you can become a vampire: bsky.app/profile/iono...
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kith books @kithbooks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
current read current read!
The Nerd Reich
Silicon Valley Fascism and the War on Democracy
Gil Durán
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RESIDENT EVIL ASSOCIATE EVIL ENDOWED CHAYRE YN EVIL VISITINGE ASSISTANT EVIL CONSULTINGE EVIL EVIL-YN-RESIDENCE
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of the best threads I’ve read in a while.
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio... ridiculously excited by my longtime celebrity crush Nigella being on BakeOff - I don’t care that we are all old now
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‘Eating is my superpower’: Nigella turns up the heat on Bake Off
The domestic goddess is about to be let loose in the Bake Off tent. Nigella Lawson and Paul Hollywood spill the beans about bonding over dirty martinis, ‘Professor Precision’ – and why they call thems...
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Omg new cat just dropped www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
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Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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Rob Synnott @rsynnott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lidl apparently now going after the lucrative furry market. Also certain BDSM subcultures.
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lovely day for a line dance #speirghorm
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Liatris ligulistylis, also known as meadow blazingstar, is irresistible to Monarch butterflies. They flock to the purple flower for the August/September monarch migration: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
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Jake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone performed the music on that butt a while back. One person suggested the title "Eine Kleine Arschmusik" youtu.be/OnrICy3Bc2U?...
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Hieronymus Bosch Butt Music
YouTube video by Jim Spalink
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Another one of my Warios has appeared.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Live from DUP HQ
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kinda chic growing your own gnarly pumpkin for Halloween
A greenhouse containing a pumpkin vine in an overgrown garden
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fuck you box blight
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Aideen Blackwood @aideen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s an ongoing interactive art piece here’s the update 8 days on
Corner featuring remnants of plastic bollards that have all disappeared
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Crushed my bootcamp class today. Now I am a jellyfish.
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We are at palliative stage with this old beast. He lowers himself down so slowly he must be in terrible pain, but it doesn’t stop him licking the dishwasher as is his wont. He has stopped coming upstairs now. But is on a poached chicken diet so he is delighted with that turn of events.
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Read it and weep #sphéirghorm www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
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Food, Drink, and Consolatory Practices at Irish Wakes and Funerals 1975–2025: An Autoethnographic Exploration
Ireland has an ancient tradition of hospitality. Scholarship on the role of hospitality within funerary traditions in Ireland notes the dearth of descriptions of the particular foods consumed. Litt...
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Evan Walker @ecologicalev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rest easy to the great Wendell Berry. He challenged us to think differently about living a fast, technologically complex life. He probably wouldn’t have loved me posting this on social media. Time for me to touch grass. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/31/u...
nytimes.com
Wendell Berry, Writer Who Extolled America’s Agrarian Past, Dies at 92
A Kentucky farmer, he railed against agribusiness and championed small family farms and the environment, winning widespread acclaim.
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Only the luckiest hamsters get handmade cards with blackberry juice ink and a birthday cake
A hamster eating a tiny birthday cake and looking at a tiny birthday card
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tell me about the video store of your past please
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Sally Hayden @sallyhayd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One of the most horrific stories I’ve ever reported was published this weekend. Please, everyone privileged in this world, read it and really think about what it means not to have freedom of travel. www.irishtimes.com/life-style/p...
irishtimes.com
‘It was day 13 or 14 when people started dying’: More than 200 set sail for Europe. Only 36 survived
A harrowing story of death and survival on the Atlantic migration route from west Africa, ‘the deadliest in the world’
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How is it autumn?!
Dappled low light on auburn leaf litter along a leafy footpath
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ugh my Dolly Parton retweets have invited a hoard of catfishing christian military bots gross
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Elegy for Dolly
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okie (they/them) @okie.gay · 25/08/2026
Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar
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Aideen Blackwood @aideen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The misogyny and classism thrown at Dolly Parton her whole life and she just looked everyone dead in the eyes and said “fuck it, I’m smarter than you, have some of the best songs ever written and millions of free books”
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John Creedon @johncreedon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
DOLLY - R.I.P.
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Picard management tip: It's okay to be gentle and kind.
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
These different varieties are just so much better than commercially grown tomatoes. Let me see if I can remember them, all my labels have worn away: -orange banana paste (not pictured, a bigger variety) - home saved cherry (think that’s the long red cherry) - Siberian yellow (?) - cereca groc
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soapy of the swans™ @soapywittank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
lots of chomping
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Late night cat tales. Tribulations of hosting elderly fuzzy gentleman pets. At around 1.30am my furry friend started making a suspicious noice. I couldn’t get out of bed fast enough to investigate. He proceeded to projectile vom all over my work bag and under my desk. He is not one bit sorry.
View from my pillow this morning. Not a sorry or contrite cat.
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Agree retail has completely transformed, and the community third space use is key here. Repair cafes, art spaces, youth hangouts, there and so many things our cities and towns desperately need.
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Jude Sherry @judesherry.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Retail as we know it is dead. We need our cities to move forward, convert what we can into homes and the rest into hospitality, creative or community uses. Theres plenty of demand but rents are kept artificially inflated. Compulsory rentals would help a lot #DerelictIreland #spéirghorm
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nooo fireworks Halloween is nigh
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
New word (to me) thread:
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Stars involuting in the same way as crochet coral reef is pretty fucking cool. There is something pretty powerful in astro-fractal knitting. Maybe Cthulhu is more spider than squid?
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A friend came over tonight and I was telling her about Donna Haraway and Cthulhu and weird infinity involuting womb shaped dream I had, and then she left and I open the guardian and here it is: www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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Astronomers discover a new kind of cosmic object – a black hole ‘star’
The body is the size of the entire solar system and glows with a brilliant red light billions of light years from Earth
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Straggly old Hebe doing a good job for this butterfly.
Small blue butterfly (not sure of species) on a purple Hebe flower
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Jaysus it’s warm
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I can be the person who runs to get pastries!? Yes! www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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Nipple tape, pickle juice and dinosaurs: how I learned to love running, the unorthodox way
The usual advice was getting me nowhere. If I really wanted to embrace running, I’d need to go off-piste. It was a journey that took me to some very strange places …
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Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Slide to the right! Criss cross, criss cross! Cha cha real smooth
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