Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fuck you colgate. I was a longtime user of your cheap stripes. Guess I’ll have to aqusfresh too. 032
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lots of crazy dreams last night. Please tell me the U2 commemorative €2 was a hallucination, either mine or ai I don’t care which 140
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026www.theguardian.com/technology/2... they are here for our civil liberties. I really miss instagram that’s where a lot of my creative community posts but this makes me happy about boycottingtheguardian.comMeta bans ads for Virginia Woolf play in Spain because they relate to feminismTheatre told that Facebook and Instagram filter out ads mentioning ‘social topics’ such as civil rights or feminism 011
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Possibly my favourite thing about last night was a sticker just out of shot on a pillar reading Ballina Punx. Or the five Italians in sunglasses surrounding our mate on the decks. Or the bould seats out in the stands. Or leaving at midnight sober ✨ 001
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And somewhat relatedly, here is how you can become a vampire: bsky.app/profile/iono... 000
Reposted by Lenny JyonsChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026RESIDENT EVIL ASSOCIATE EVIL ENDOWED CHAYRE YN EVIL VISITINGE ASSISTANT EVIL CONSULTINGE EVIL EVIL-YN-RESIDENCE 2124342
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio... ridiculously excited by my longtime celebrity crush Nigella being on BakeOff - I don’t care that we are all old nowtheguardian.com‘Eating is my superpower’: Nigella turns up the heat on Bake OffThe domestic goddess is about to be let loose in the Bake Off tent. Nigella Lawson and Paul Hollywood spill the beans about bonding over dirty martinis, ‘Professor Precision’ – and why they call thems... 000
Reposted by Lenny JyonsAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Omg new cat just dropped www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...nationalgeographic.comMeet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 YearsA small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species. 7355104
Reposted by Lenny JyonsRob Synnott @rsynnott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Lidl apparently now going after the lucrative furry market. Also certain BDSM subcultures. 122
Reposted by Lenny JyonsMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Liatris ligulistylis, also known as meadow blazingstar, is irresistible to Monarch butterflies. They flock to the purple flower for the August/September monarch migration: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s... 1054627947
Reposted by Lenny JyonsJake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Someone performed the music on that butt a while back. One person suggested the title "Eine Kleine Arschmusik" youtu.be/OnrICy3Bc2U?...youtu.beHieronymus Bosch Butt MusicYouTube video by Jim Spalink 512227
Reposted by Lenny JyonsMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Another one of my Warios has appeared. 914413
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Kinda chic growing your own gnarly pumpkin for Halloween 030
Reposted by Lenny JyonsAideen Blackwood @aideen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It’s an ongoing interactive art piece here’s the update 8 days on 043
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Crushed my bootcamp class today. Now I am a jellyfish. 130
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We are at palliative stage with this old beast. He lowers himself down so slowly he must be in terrible pain, but it doesn’t stop him licking the dishwasher as is his wont. He has stopped coming upstairs now. But is on a poached chicken diet so he is delighted with that turn of events. 020
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Read it and weep #sphéirghorm www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....tandfonline.comFood, Drink, and Consolatory Practices at Irish Wakes and Funerals 1975–2025: An Autoethnographic ExplorationIreland has an ancient tradition of hospitality. Scholarship on the role of hospitality within funerary traditions in Ireland notes the dearth of descriptions of the particular foods consumed. Litt... 021
Reposted by Lenny JyonsEvan Walker @ecologicalev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Rest easy to the great Wendell Berry. He challenged us to think differently about living a fast, technologically complex life. He probably wouldn’t have loved me posting this on social media. Time for me to touch grass. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/31/u...nytimes.comWendell Berry, Writer Who Extolled America’s Agrarian Past, Dies at 92A Kentucky farmer, he railed against agribusiness and championed small family farms and the environment, winning widespread acclaim. 38525
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Only the luckiest hamsters get handmade cards with blackberry juice ink and a birthday cake 160
Reposted by Lenny JyonsChloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Tell me about the video store of your past please 29956236
Reposted by Lenny JyonsSally Hayden @sallyhayd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026One of the most horrific stories I’ve ever reported was published this weekend. Please, everyone privileged in this world, read it and really think about what it means not to have freedom of travel. www.irishtimes.com/life-style/p...irishtimes.com‘It was day 13 or 14 when people started dying’: More than 200 set sail for Europe. Only 36 survivedA harrowing story of death and survival on the Atlantic migration route from west Africa, ‘the deadliest in the world’ 4253139
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Ugh my Dolly Parton retweets have invited a hoard of catfishing christian military bots gross 000
Reposted by Lenny JyonsGarry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚 107143315748
Reposted by Lenny Jyonsokie (they/them) @okie.gay · 25/08/2026Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar 21113462634
Reposted by Lenny JyonsAideen Blackwood @aideen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The misogyny and classism thrown at Dolly Parton her whole life and she just looked everyone dead in the eyes and said “fuck it, I’m smarter than you, have some of the best songs ever written and millions of free books” 1122
Reposted by Lenny JyonsPicard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Picard management tip: It's okay to be gentle and kind. 0548124
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026These different varieties are just so much better than commercially grown tomatoes. Let me see if I can remember them, all my labels have worn away: -orange banana paste (not pictured, a bigger variety) - home saved cherry (think that’s the long red cherry) - Siberian yellow (?) - cereca groc 110
Reposted by Lenny Jyonssoapy of the swans™ @soapywittank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026lots of chomping 041
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Late night cat tales. Tribulations of hosting elderly fuzzy gentleman pets. At around 1.30am my furry friend started making a suspicious noice. I couldn’t get out of bed fast enough to investigate. He proceeded to projectile vom all over my work bag and under my desk. He is not one bit sorry. 140
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Agree retail has completely transformed, and the community third space use is key here. Repair cafes, art spaces, youth hangouts, there and so many things our cities and towns desperately need. 0136
Reposted by Lenny JyonsJude Sherry @judesherry.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Retail as we know it is dead. We need our cities to move forward, convert what we can into homes and the rest into hospitality, creative or community uses. Theres plenty of demand but rents are kept artificially inflated. Compulsory rentals would help a lot #DerelictIreland #spéirghorm 0104
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Stars involuting in the same way as crochet coral reef is pretty fucking cool. There is something pretty powerful in astro-fractal knitting. Maybe Cthulhu is more spider than squid? 030
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A friend came over tonight and I was telling her about Donna Haraway and Cthulhu and weird infinity involuting womb shaped dream I had, and then she left and I open the guardian and here it is: www.theguardian.com/science/2026...theguardian.comAstronomers discover a new kind of cosmic object – a black hole ‘star’The body is the size of the entire solar system and glows with a brilliant red light billions of light years from Earth 140
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Straggly old Hebe doing a good job for this butterfly. 010
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I can be the person who runs to get pastries!? Yes! www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...theguardian.comNipple tape, pickle juice and dinosaurs: how I learned to love running, the unorthodox wayThe usual advice was getting me nowhere. If I really wanted to embrace running, I’d need to go off-piste. It was a journey that took me to some very strange places … 110
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Slide to the right! Criss cross, criss cross! Cha cha real smooth 110