Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Well this is a delicious treat. So far it’s mysterious, sad, and a little smouldering ember of sexy has appeared. 100
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Possibly my favourite thing about last night was a sticker just out of shot on a pillar reading Ballina Punx. Or the five Italians in sunglasses surrounding our mate on the decks. Or the bould seats out in the stands. Or leaving at midnight sober ✨ 001
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Kinda chic growing your own gnarly pumpkin for Halloween 030
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Only the luckiest hamsters get handmade cards with blackberry juice ink and a birthday cake 160
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026These different varieties are just so much better than commercially grown tomatoes. Let me see if I can remember them, all my labels have worn away: -orange banana paste (not pictured, a bigger variety) - home saved cherry (think that’s the long red cherry) - Siberian yellow (?) - cereca groc 110
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Late night cat tales. Tribulations of hosting elderly fuzzy gentleman pets. At around 1.30am my furry friend started making a suspicious noice. I couldn’t get out of bed fast enough to investigate. He proceeded to projectile vom all over my work bag and under my desk. He is not one bit sorry. 140
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Straggly old Hebe doing a good job for this butterfly. 010
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Enjoyed this too. An education in ornithology and self acceptance. I liked hearing his Cork accent and singsong sentence structure come through off the page. Uncomplicated, unpretentious writing from the heart. Yay! 000
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Child’s anorak has been peed on by cats and then flung everywhere by my husband ostensibly tidying up. 140
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It’s very efficient how parched plants direct water straight to their roots through wilting their leaves. Less surface area for transpiration but also a convenient funnel shape. 010
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Well well well, a little self-forgiveness in the reading 8 books or more and never finish any chaos strategy pays off. This particular one is forgiving in that it’s short stories and also extremely fucking good. Will not be giving this one away it makes the keep pile…. 210
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Well my bouquet of beets have yielded approx 20mins of mindful peeling, 10 mins of leaf washing and picking, a lot of stalks (which I composted), and this small jar of pickle. Leaves are wilted for freezer or something else tomorrow 010
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Esa! Sometimes my tortillas are a mess but not this time. 💃🏻. I did my beet leaves separately in case a child might deign to eat any of it. 020
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Behold, #gardensky, what springtime frenzy followed by weeks of diligent neglect can produce! Is there a #recipesky for beet leaves? I might make a mega frittata if no one comes back with a better suggestion. 120
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I have never, before tonight seen a badger, but lo and behold here one is at the Oxford Food Symposium in St Cats 260
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 08/07/2026He was quite suspicious about it as it was cold, but drank it in the end. I have also switched to kitten food as he was crunching kibble in half and leaving bits. Bloody cats. Love them too much. 110
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Up like a lark to the forty foot before the hoards arrive. There were rumours of jellyfish but nary sting was stung. 040
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Teasels are a gift. Snatched on a walk and fucked at the ground. Look at their orbits for bees. Stunning 🤩 020
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I feel very intrusive of these tiny creatures domestic lives, they have made their nest here and I have discovered, disturbed and filmed it. I also really want to know what the inside of the welly is like. Do they have little structures like honey bees? Nest material? I am entomologically ignorant. 001
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Sligo train is having a robot blip. Someone somewhere has pressed the wrong button 310
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Snoozing intensifies. Laptop has also snoozed itself. 010
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I am reconciling myself to possibly never finishing a book again. I am pleased to be reading at all given my smartphone’s propensity to brainleech. Books I am currently either ignoring but intending to pick up again or actively reading, in no particular order: 241
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 23/06/2026This is my crow friend who used to live on Parkgate Street. Good beak for picking locks on wheelie bins 130
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The verdict? Oddly delicious. In a chips in your milkshake kind of way. And also not unlike prawn cocktail without the prawn. 6.5/10. Would certainly consume over many flavours of extruded cornstarch. 200
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 18/06/2026So so so good. Understated. Sexy. Powerful. A masterpiece! 000
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Had a tour of NCAD today with the Co-Create project. Makers and thinkers and doers. Next life I’m coming back as an art student. 030
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Had an interesting breakfast today where we were asked to think of ourselves as guests and hosts and here is my self portrait as a community garden organiser. It drew on the context of ghost(is) and hospitality and hostility that we were discussing 010
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Update: the birds have flung the old nest onto the path 010
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Robins have been nesting on top of our ancient electricity box right outside our front door. Can’t believe we didn’t notice them!!! 250
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Sudden realisation that my favourite colours (dusky pink and teal/sage) are a riff on my cats eyes and nose 251
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Very happy about my seed saved (from some unremembered other garden) teasels. They have had little ponds up their stems all spring and now are statuesque to the point of ridiculous. I look forward to thei flowers and the winter seedheads. Yayy. 100
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Once a upon a time I would drive my modified Apé up to the market and painstakingly set up a whole coffee shop out of the back of it. This yellow one has scooter handlebars inside instead of a steering wheel and an organ on the back but essentially samesame. 051
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 07/06/2026We are fans of a political sticker in the jacks in Fort Lunet 1 in Utrecht. My fave: be gay…do crime 131
Lenny Jyons @jennylyons.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Can someone with a bit of vision please tell Ireland that it’s possible to have a bike first transport system. #Speirghorm 2155