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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Only an ABSOLUTE arsehole would describe themselves as 10% psychopath, even in jest #celebritytraitors

Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As I crossed the road today the bus that was coming started honking, which I ignored. Then it stopped, the doors opened, and the driver leaned out, pointed and said ‘Oi! You dropped something.’ I looked and saw my card on the road. Must have fell out my pocket. THANK YOU DRIVER.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I never hear the word ‘poonami’ again, it’ll be too soon. #crappynappyad

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh yippee, it's "disappointing ALCS I already spent this three times hoping I'd get more" day.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Spider on the stairs. Shall I: a) live downstairs from now on (with no bathroom, I'll work something out.) or b) move house?

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A funny, lovely, talented dude. RIP Tony

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

AB: "I don't think you get the welfare bill down with crude cuts. It plunges people into crisis and they show up in other parts of the system which end up costing more." LK: "Yeah, you've said this before, but I'm looking for a specific commitment you will cut the bill by the next election." WOW

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Companies should tell you *before* you buy that they use Evri so you know in advance it will never arrive.

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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The first tech problem solved by trying turning it off and very much not turning it back on again.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Instead of worrying that AI is going to destroy humanity, let's just turn it off at the plug.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Maybe it’s me, but Hopelessly Devoted to You feels a bit of a choice, for a doctors waiting room.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This was such a weird choice can someone explain it to me please.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am forced to conclude that modern cinema-going is not for me.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Give hordes of elderly people electric scooters and balaclavas, turn it into a nana hobby. I volunteer. (See also: drugs)

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I tried to write 'gratitude' and it came out 'gratititude' which felt like grateful for tits, then 'gratidude', grateful for dudes, by which time I wasn't sure I was feeling gratitude any more.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Swam at one of my favourite pools today, my first Guardian swim commission just a short while ago, hold on let me check TWENTY??? TWO ZERO YEARS??? Jesus. I was so young *sob*

Entry gate to Jubilee Bathing Pool, Penzance

Headline on a Guardian article I wrote titled ‘Take Me To Your Lido’ which a)only works if you pronounce it wrong b) is marked as more than 20 years old ffs

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Said goodbye today to Ralph, my kind and gentle fluffy friend, seen here w my late mum, both of them pretending to enjoy the interaction.

A black dog on a sofa w my mum. One of them is happier about the situation than the other.

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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Today programme tributes to departing colleagues are over the top at the best of times. Today’s tribute to Amol Rajan was operatic in its obsequiousness.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Is anyone else listening to this eulogy to Amal Rajan? I keep yelling HES NOT DEAD

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

More horrible AI 'illustration' posted into my t/l, this time of Tim Curry. Don't do it! It's SHIT. Also: HE WOULD HAVE HATED IT.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If you saw a woman stomping round Battersea Park singing 'I can see-eee-eee the light of a clear blue morning' it was me. That's a Dolly song that saw me through some dark times, and it demands to be out loud.

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I can recommend Googling Dolly Parton

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m not a person of faith. But Dolly was, she believed she’d be reunited with her husband, and such was her luminescence, I can believe it for her.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Fare thee well, Dolly, and thanks for everything xx

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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Talking about the benefits Holidays With Pay Act, in an actual advert for union-busting AMAZON is cognitive dissonance so strong I’m surprised their heads aren’t visibly vibrating like a gong.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Here are a few actual facts about welfare payments in the UK in response to fairly nasty, baseless headlines like the below, which are numerous and unfortunately widely believed by the UK population. 🧵

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ALLISON PEARSON
Britain must pop the welfare balloon or face ruin.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Before Sunrise. Went with my sister, we could not stop laughing. Risible.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Googled 'folding beach chair' and this is what Amazon suggested and it made me laugh imagining myself relaxing on the beach as the legs slowly sink in to the sand ...

An Amazon ad for 'lightweight beach chairs' which shows a very cheap office-type chair and I'm picturing myself sitting on it on the beach, so very relaxed as the legs slowly sink into the sand

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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Side-eying that whole “Arab Spring” now, the clues were right there this whole time

static.klipy.com

Charlie Day's Conspiracy Rant in Always Sunny

Alt: Charlie Day's Conspiracy Rant in Always Sunny

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Oh, I see, its ok for me, I can support asylum seekers because i can still sleep on my trampoline.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Genuine q: did that woman on R4 just say they won’t be able to go on their trampoline because of asylum seekers? SURELY I misheard?

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The actions of a black man reflect on all black men. The actions of a white man reflect on that man.

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Dan/iel Mudford @danmud.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Here is the first track of the next album by The Bionics, which is called Neon Deutschland. The song is called A Song Of Two Humans and represents fairly accurately the feel of the new record, i.e. it's got tunes. Hope you like our new direction, for this one at least. youtu.be/-57A4QdwjeY

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The Bionics: A Song Of Two Humans.

YouTube video by Dan Mudford

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Do we seriously think that all the people writing about Arday for the last few weeks give a shit about Cambridge HR departments or academic referencing or how PhD students get supervised? Course not. Pure opportunism.

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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Do you know how embedded dishonesty is in the academia and 'elite' of white society? This guy harmed no one. We gave Trump 2 state dinners. He lies 12 times a day

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Jason Arday was a big story for C4 news tonight, WEEKS after the story first appeared. How is any one person supposed to withstand it?

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Una McCormack @unamccormack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This country needs its head rinsed.

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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Only the UK could have a PM called Burnham in a summer of heatwaves and wildfires.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My kind of guy. I can happily offer nothing.

Ad for silly cologne company advertised for ‘the man who settles for nothing’

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Gosh, so relaxing when you’re reading by the light of your kindle and a mozzie floats by.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Oh Jesus. There’s going to be so many absolute plonkers with burnt eyes on Weds night aren’t there.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Bold? Or an extra pay check. Cos where else did the budget go? Not on screen, that’s for sure.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

FUCK MY OLD BOOTS. The thing that offends me is how fucking LAZY it is.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Here’s my theory. I work in animation. I know a bit about comedy. SOMEBODY has to like the new Gervais cats thing, maybe it will be me. see you back here in a bit *cheery wave*

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

News item about v old bottle of Guinness? Pshaw. If any reporters wish to excavate the back of my late mother’s drinks cabinet, do get in touch.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Oh FUCK OFF, Word you absolute loser.

Word's grammar tool, trying to tell me I've made a 'possible word choice error' with the phrase 'I like your thinking'. It's suggesting 'you're'. F'in IDIOT

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I ❤️ this house (no, truly) up to and including the random placing of the copper kettle tiles (?) in the kitchen

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Went to the gym, found new names for my WIP. Meet Les Mills and Al Trafit. #alwaysworking

The words Les Mills on a step at the gym

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