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John A

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Glasgow lad, mostly here for the comedy and sport. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇸🇩🇺🇦 ⚽️ Celtic🍀 🏈 Eagles🦅 🚴 Cycling 🏁 F1 ✊ ¡No pasarán!

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 02/10/2026
“… And then the creatures yanked him out of the ground, skinned him alive, boiled him, and ate him. The end. Now go to sleep!”
“… And then the creatures yanked him out of the ground, skinned him alive, boiled him, and ate him. The end. Now go to sleep!”
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 29/09/2026
“C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.”
“C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.”
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Orange Order take note
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fun wee game 6dojl.co.uk?mode=daily
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Six Degrees of Jim Leighton — EdgeScout
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Garvaghy Road simplified.
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BREAKING: 94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside Andy Burnham’s Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some lad
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Severe weather warnings”
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Sure Jan
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City!
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 24/09/2026
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This was such a well written book but fuck me it made me angry. Management overruling engineers will never end well.
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
1923 is a lovely book whether you’re into cycling or not.
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Bertie Bob @zenbass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The dildo of consequences seldom arrives lubed
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/09/2026
“Well, what the? … I thought I smelled something.”
“Well, what the? … I thought I smelled something.”
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s never De Zerbi’s fault
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Cartman Thrown Under The Bus in South Park
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Where the fucking butter? Or milk? Or bacon? Fucking ludicrous.
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brighton v Arsenal
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The Simpsons: Steamed Hams Aurora Borealis
ALT: The Simpsons: Steamed Hams Aurora Borealis
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
4 times I’ve got to a streak of 40 on connections and failed. Finally reached 41. Connections Puzzle #1196 🟩🟪🟨🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No woman should get on a boat with this.
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone should lose their job for this.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i can tell it’s football season again because the men i follow keep making posts that are just a guy‘s name in all caps, sometimes with an exclamation point
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
£5 to piss off a fascist. Seems like a fair deal. rnli.org/support-us/g...
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is anyone actually asking for this?
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rory McIlroy has come out of this looking very good. And I hope all those pricks who sold themselves out to support a murderous regime are told to fuck off by the tours they’ll go crawling back to. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/a...
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LIV Golf: Players have option to leave after competition files for bankruptcy protection
LIV Golf has filed for bankruptcy protection with at least $45m (£33m) owed to players, who will now have the option to leave.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The venn diagram of men wearing balaclavas to block ports and shout about small boats and men who are too busy to look after their kids this weekend is a circle.
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 6 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 98🔥 Final score: 994 New high score. Fucking yaldy.
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wow. Pierre Gasly on pole at Monza. #ItalianGP
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This Is My Glasgow @thisismyglasgow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I went in to central Glasgow this morning to check out the newly re-opened western section of the re-vamped George Square and I have to say I love it. Cont./ #glasgow #georgesquare #glasgowtoday
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Barney Ronay @barneyronay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think Gianni is now done. You can do anything. But never go against the family www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Uefa legal case may be beginning of the end for Infantino as Trump’s support evaporates | Barney Ronay
The order of discovery related to Fifa’s failed plan to sell the World Cup will worry the American president, a situation that tends to end badly for the culprit
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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today I misread “vaginoplasty” as “vaginapasty”. I then had a VERY interesting phone call to the marketing department at Greggs
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This Is My Glasgow @thisismyglasgow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sir Roger was shot in December 1900, aged just 27, after attacking and injurying a keeper, and was later donated to the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum, where he remains on display to this day. #glasgow #glasgowhistory #sirroger #kelvingroveartgallery #zoo
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This Is My Glasgow @thisismyglasgow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Created by the showman E.H. Bostock, known as the Scottish Barnam, it opened in 1897, some 16 years before Edinburgh Zoo was founded. Going under various names, including the Scottish Zoo, it's most famous resident was a large male Asian elephant named Sir Roger. Cont./
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This Is My Glasgow @thisismyglasgow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It may seem unlikely, but the building on the right of this picture on New City Road in Glasgow was home to Scotland's first permanent zoo. Cont./ #glasgow #glasgowhistory #sirroger #kelvingroveartgallery #zoo
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"We've done nothing wrong but the people who did it have been sacked for (not) doing it," is quite the defence. And is it just me or Does. Farage. Get. Even. More. Comically. Staccato when he's straining his own enormous capacity for lying?
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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
10pm: “Let’s make these coffees Irish” 3am: “Let’s make these cocktails Molotov”
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 1 97🏅 100🎯 86😁 94🏆 79👏 Final score: 888 The 5th one was bullshit
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 01/09/2026
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
As I catch up with #LaVuelta it’s hard not to think about this.
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Bruce Springsteen AC/DC Neil Young The Cure Pearl Jam Guns n Roses Bob Dylan Stevie Wonder Manic Street Preachers Faithless
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John A @jengoallen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 30 100🎯 94🏆 91🎉 96🏅 97🏅 Final score: 955
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So much more than a Country Music Superstar. Philanthropist, humanitarian, defender of diversity & fierce advocate for the working class, she helped fund the Moderna Covid vaccine & donated 332+ million books to children. Thank you, Dolly. We will always love you.♥️ #RIP
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Dolly Parton, Hardscrabble Storyteller Turned Global Entertainer, Dead at 80
Dolly Parton, country music legend, dead at 80.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This morning, the Coldstream Guards at Buckingham Palace performed a tribute to Dolly Parton. The last time I remember the guards at the palace honoring the memory of an American entertainer was when they paid tribute to Aretha Franklin after she passed away.
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I really hope that dirty rapist racist cunt has a snide pop at Dolly. She's the nearest thing they have to actual royalty over there and having a pop at her could bite the cunt on his nappy-clad arse This philanthropy section is quite the read en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_P...
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Dolly Parton - Wikipedia
Dolly Rebecca Parton (January 19, 1946 – August 25, 2026[2][3][4]) was an American singer, songwriter, actress, philanthropist, and businesswoman. After achieving success as a songwriter for other artists, Parton's debut album, Hello, I'm Dolly, was released in 1967, commencing a career spanning 60 years and 50 studio albums. Referred to as the "Queen of Country", Parton was one of the most-honored female country performers in history and received various accolades, including 11 Grammy Awards and three Emmy Awards, as well as nominations for two Academy Awards including a humanitarian honorary Oscar win in 2025, six Golden Globe Awards, and a Tony Award.
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Past Glasgow @pastglasgow.co.uk · 25/08/2026
The word "legend" is used far too freely, but if there was someone to whom it applied and then some, it was Dolly Parton, who has passed away at the age of 80. She's pictured here arriving in Glasgow, May 1977 where she performed for the Queen as part of the Silver Jubilee celebrations. 📷 Newsquest
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES IVE GOT GREAT ASS TOO
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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