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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz

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She/Her | Trans | Lesbian | 🔞 Author All links: jemmatopaz.carrd.co PFP: @anemoneart.bsky.social

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barefootwriter @bfwriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
has no one ever heard of fiction? God, y'all are gullible as hell. a skilled writer can write a person who never existed who expresses things that feel phenomenologically true. that character does not come into being as an entity and feel pain. are you fucking kidding me?
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Adelaide James @ivebeenaddielight.bsky.social · 20h
Finally finished it! I’m always slow with short story collections, but it wasn’t helped by the fact that I was enjoying Nuns so much that I read both Pirates and Burglars and Tyrant Fate in parallel with it. Absolutely adored, some of the most fun I’ve had reading all year.
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 18h
I'm so pleased. Thank you!
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 22h
You just know that if this impossible and boring game existed, it would be "Collect 100× 'My wife doesn't mock me in public' tokens from the mall in the next 2 minutes."
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Callisto Khan @Persephone Effect Out NOW! @callistokhan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you're looking for a collection of works primarily written by trans women & lesbians, look no further than this absolute steal of a bundle. The Gunmetal Olympus universe is at the front lines in transfuturist writing, and it has something for everyone itch.io/b/3756/mecha...
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Mecha, Greek Myth, and Monsters 2 by Maria Ying and 18 others
Mecha, Greek Myth, and Monsters 2: 27 items for $20.00
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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 08/10/2026
We shall recognize Lesbian Octopus Day™ by focusing on the incredibly adorable flapjack octopus.
The flapjack octopus got its name because it can flatten itself like this. And really, we've all had days like that. I feel ya, little buddy. I feel ya.The flapjack octopus in its normal form, going above and beyond to be as cute as earthly possible. Bonus points for the fins on top being shaped to look like an adorable ribbon
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🎃 Vyria Durav, Dread Wyrm Princess of Spookytown 🎃 @vyriadurav.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's lesbian day, I'm lesbian, I write lesbian books and stream games as a lesbian, so please enjoy and also think about being gay for girls today
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Dani Fiend 👹 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait—today is International Lesbian Octopus Day? Then I am obliged to remind you about Disposable Magic, a cephalopod fantasy romance where the tiny male wants to literally become the giant female by getting vored by her during their ultimate sex act books2read.com/b/mvJXa8
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
Disposable Magic by Dani Finn
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'm getting The Surgery (tentacles)
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(Yes, technically an octopus does not have any tentacles at all; those are simply called arms. (Tentacles only have suckers at the end.) But I have managed to make my pedantry pause for a few minutes so that I can make a joke. And 'lesbians with arms' doesn't make a lot of sense.)
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You think World Octopus Day and International Lesbian Day occuring on the same day is coincidence? No, it is a sign than the next great evolutionary jump is going to be lesbians with tentacles (or WLWWT, if you prefer.)
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Product Preferences: 
Values telescopic and adjustable functionality

With a picture of the female Doc Ock
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ha!
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hmm. No word on my buttocks. It makes me sound incredibly boring, apart from the drumming, which I don't do at all.
Product Preferences:
Values telescopic and adjustable functionalityInterests and Hobbies:
Manages cables and technology organizationInterests and Hobbies:
Plays drums occasionallyDepartments: 
Vegan Sausages
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nuns! That is not hygienic!
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Rien Gray @riengray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when there's a size difference but the sub is the larger one
the side of a dumpster that for some reason says "large enough to serve, small enough to care"
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pleas lets my life matter I will die with no helps ko-fi.com/lilith99680/...
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actually, Cursed British Vibes might be my brand! bsky.app/profile/gobl...
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Ren – see patch notes for pronoun updates @goblinfluencer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jemma is once again bringing the finest Cursed British Vibes. For but one example:
The great advantage of tropical travel, of course, is that you can always claim you are drinking G&Ts to avoid malaria
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Note: remember to hide strap"
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know! If you like trans lesbians in any of their forms (witches, nuns, thieves, monsters, spies, or authors) then, well, that's my brand!
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finished this by @harperminis.bsky.social and it's a delightful blend of comedy of errors thanks to a very ditzy nymph contrasted against the brutal dystopia of the setting--as hilarious as it is deeply sad because of how nymphs are treated. Even Isadora thinks Galene is nothing more than a doll.
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Minihood @minihood.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
Snesbians
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey, have you read my epistolary short story about snails and lesbians? Well, you don't have to, but you can.
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Tris~~ @trishusband.itch.io · 06/10/2026
The bundle is close to our first goal! If you're a fan of stories about: 🔥 The unpersonhood of religious life 🔥 Self-acceptance in the face of the ultimate duty 🔥 Amoral lesbians yearning for more in life 🔥 Self-destructive cycles of violence Then this bundle is for YOU itch.io/b/3756/mecha...
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is important to keep up to date with serious nun diseases...
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Denice (Dee), the Red Witch @deetheredwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay. Two days left. Six hundred to go. Can we get this done in time?
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, a bowel misfortune or an unfortunate accident in a cork factory could give you a butt plug, but these would not be buttplugs. All buttplugs are butt plugs, but not all butt plugs are buttplugs, in other words.
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would say Dildos, but I know others like Dildoes. I think we should consider Dildi. Or maybe Dildoo for 2, Dildooo for 3, etc?
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, I'm having an issue with a buttplug! The spelling checker says "butt plug". A random trawl of the internet agrees. But my instinct is for "buttplug". It's not simply a plug for the butt, but its own specific type of object. So emoji vote, I guess: 1️⃣ BUTTPLUG ➖️ BUTT-PLUG 2️⃣ BUTT PLUG
Spelling checker, suggesting that Buttplug (one word) be replaced by Butt plug (two words)
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.oglaf.com/damselfly/
Comic strip!

panel 1
a prince climbs through a window. A princess watches him enter.
Prince- Sure I could rescue you

Panel 2
Prince- but withing three months, ninety percent of rescued princesses are back inside a tower

Panel 3
Prince is really narrating this one now
Prince- at 'staircase down' we believe real change comes from accepting you're part of the problem

panel 4
Prince- and that's the most difficult part of the journey

panel 5
Princess- apart from the fire breath
Prince- The what?

Panel 6
Princess breathes fire, incinerating prince

Panel 7
Princess stands over smouldering prince skeleton

Panel 8
ghost of prince hovers over the smoking bones
Prince- I have to accept, on some level, that I needed that to happen
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, am I the only one who get a little buzz of gender affirmation when my grammar checker tells me this? I had a English teacher who was always "exclamation points are just for teenage girls" so that's probably why. (They're actually a very useful piece of punctuation!)
Text: Using many exclamation marks might seem excessive
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chat, look at how I tried to spell 'monomaniacal'. We are so chopped and joever.
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tunnock's teacakes are a real but unholy distraction from the glory of Tunnock's dark chocolate coated caramel wafer biscuits!
A packet of Tunnocks dark chocolate coated caramel wafer biscuits.
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
allies 30 seconds after mild criticism
cardboard box labeled "be quite!® straight power"
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It gives the impression that you photographed, say, a purple sheep on red grass, but you changed the colours because you want to avoid _the questions_
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And, look, some of the frustration is that I am a believer in redemption and atonement and maybe even forgiveness. But those are possibilities at THE END of a long process of victim-centred justice. Not handed out by randos on the basis of a crap apology and a 'six months without raping' award.
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The victims are punished much more harshly. In this environment, your "let's spare a thought for the rapist" comments are like, well, as if a polar bear is rampaging through an orphanage, and your worrying about it breaking a claw. Except, in this case, the bear IS malicious.
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Statistically, the most likely punishment for rape is: 🔸️Nothing If the rapist is very unlucky, they might get: 🔸️Embarrassment If really super unlucky they might get: 🔸️Job loss And if they are the lottery winner of un-luck, they might even: 🔸️Go to prison, maybe for a 'shoplifting' number of years
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
With the amount of "but what about the rapist?" posts I'm seeing recently I can only assume that some social media commentators live in a parallel universe were rape is harshly and swiftly punished, and the victims given unerring support and belief. This is not our universe.
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John Lyons @jlyons1991.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"This Labour Government is the worst thing to have ever happened to trans children. They have step by step dismantled every protection that supported my daughter... At every point when the Labour Government could have made something better, they have turned around and given her another kick."
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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
One thing I really hate about the way we talk about abusers and rapists is that the possibility of change and forgiveness is conflated with those things having actually happened.
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🐀Amber Jayne @ Gunmetal Olympus Bundle 2 !!! @ambernymph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you like: - Mechas and monsters - Lots of lesbians who get to openly be lesbians - Greek mythology but cyberpunk - Questioning what it means to live and to love - Media that doesn't constantly centre men You should DEFINITELY buy this bundle! itch.io/b/3756/mecha...
Gunmetal Olympus bundle, with 27 novels, novellas, and artbooks for $20
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(I'm not in the bundle, but my fanwork is currently free) moniker-ersatz.itch.io/cosysick
moniker-ersatz.itch.io
CosySick by Jemma Topaz
Two 'Hades Calculus' fanfics
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, if you're a lesbian (or a mythological Greek, I suppose) you need to check Gunmetal Olympus out! Quality sicko lesbians, trans women (and man!), be-teethed and hungry girls, and fallible gods. itch.io/b/3756/mecha...
A giant, fallen statue head. Text says:
THE EXTENDED GUNMETAL OLYMPUS
BUNDLE 2

MONSTERS. MECHA. GREEK MYTHOLOGY AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did a double-take and, realising my mistake, I tried to figure out what IBO was. At which point by brain proudly presented me with "Irritable Bowel: Origins", presumably the unasked for prequel. Thanks brain.
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sigh. Want an indication of how badly my so-called brain operates? I read the post below in a hurry and thought it said IBS not IBO. Which, true, the anime must be very bad to consider recreational irritable bowel syndrome as an alternative!
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, my loves ❤️
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