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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think if men went to karaoke rooms and sang their hearts out with their friends there would be less male loneliness

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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I think it's bad that the UK press can escalate what is essentially a workplace matter into national news ahead of the fucking country being on fire and then get away with hounding their victim until they die.

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The concept of having to be ready for a doctors call at any moment of the day and if you miss two calls in the space of 5 minutes you have to go straight back to the start of the process again is just absolutely wild

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Took a tray of water to the park today for the pigeons and they had a great time.

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I’ve had an unlit flare up my ass for the last 50minutes I don’t know how much longer I can hold on

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

two years ago I bought a portable air con unit and it was the smartest thing I ever did in my life

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Dr Joby Razzelliot @jobium.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Westminster MPs have until the end of the month to reject the proposed anti-trans guidance. If you haven’t written to your MP yet, here’s a good template for you to use. writetheletter.bimini.workers.dev

writetheletter.bimini.workers.dev

Write the Letter, Babes

EDM 240 / prayer motion is live. Your MP needs to sign it. Two taps via the coalition tool.

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Jordan Grimes @cafedujord.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

This might be my favorite New York Post headline ever

A picture of the New York Post June 1 edition, with Mayor Zohran Mamdani on a bicycle with the caption "Cycle Of Hate: Zo snubs Israel Parade, goes on bike ride instead"

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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

me when my family enter the room: hey me when the cat enters the room: well hello there! hi! how are you? what a delight to see you. what are you up to? what are you up to? what's going on, eh? oh really, is that so? busy day eh? delightful. how delightful to see you. delightful, yes. absolutely de

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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

writing tips - experimental fiction edition. you might think that experimental fiction is the type of writing that needs the fewest rules. you'd be dead wrong

WRITING TIPS (EXPERIMENTAL FICTION)

1) If the sentence feels long, make it longer. If it feels short, make it shorter. If it feels normal length, delete it and start again

2) TELL DON’T SHOW

3) Your characters are not people. They do not have ‘arcs’, they do not go on ‘journeys’. They are vessels through which you elucidate the type of communist you would like to have sex with

4) Punctuation is fascist. Grammar is petit bourgeois. NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND. (Plot is both btw)

5) The goal is for everybody to argue about what your book is supposed to mean. But if any of them get it right, you’ve fucked it

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

is there something about bmws that makes the drivers absolutely abhorrent? Like are they all haunted by demons?

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Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for boob hypnosis?" A cheer went up from waiting voters

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

just finished a 20k then ate some home baked sourdough and now off to the local library to read through the British newspaper archive for research. your mid thirties catch you very quickly

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

two front page headlines about me in the daily mail today

Daily mail front page : “I’ve only been taking testosterone for 3 days and it’s working already” and

“It’s everyone’s fault but his”

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Old Fashioned Bologna Salad @bolognasalad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Ideal relationship dynamic

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

they got the butchered Marge Simpson Chanel suit in m&s

Women’s pink sleeveless suit with shorts

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

handing clothes back to staff after the fitting room walk of shame is so funny. like ‘yes I looked like a gigantic disgusting hog in all of these thanks!’

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The Spectre Haunting Europe @frightfulhobgoblin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

There is no other reason for this to be a front-page news story at the nation's public broadcaster than to generate consent for anti-disabled state policy: benefits restrictions, punitive humiliation, and ultimately, eugenicist pogroms. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Goring-by-Sea benefit cheat Catherine Wieland caught ziplining in Mexico

Catherine Wieland received more than £23,000 in benefits, saying she was too ill to go outside.

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

hiiiiiiii please don’t watch the new harry potter show in a way that gives jkr more money :) she literally uses it to directly remove trans rights in the uk and i need those to live! thanks!

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

when elton john wrote ‘I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is while you’re in the world’ bruhhhhhhhhh

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tara 🏳️‍⚧️ @tarabomp.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

one of the things I hate is the way London is presented as like some heavily divided place rather than having hubs for communities that are integrated with every ethnicity and religion. it's amazing being able to walk down the street and see people from every walk of life living together

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

was very fun regressing today and playing in a ball pit

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

mixing my oat bran, flaxseed and protein powder together every day always makes me feel like I’m making human kibble

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

really getting better at this sourdough thing

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I thought I had a plaster in my backpack and was emptying the pockets and my girlfriend started laughing? and took a picture??

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

if you’re a young trans person and you’re seeing this, you will be okay. I didn’t transition until I was 31! Life isn’t about passing and there’s still every chance that you’re gonna live a beautiful life as your genuine, authentic stuff. Don’t let the bastards grind you down!!

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ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

today at lunch we established there's three sayings about rome, one saying about london and no sayings about any other city

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Imagine being the first person to pitch submarines

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 27/02/2026

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

every poirot episode is: fancy party in a manor house, a woman with a indeterminate European accent, poirot gets mugged off in some way, murder by strychnine, cyanide or arsenic, murderer patiently waits in room while poirot weaves a story that eventually reveals their identity and it’s 👌perfect

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Did a nice 10k in the rain today over Tower Bridge and London Bridge

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

The great thing about making sourdough from scratch is that it’s really hard work with little to no reward

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable. Biden himself said they were fabricated! www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

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IDF accepts Gaza Health Ministry death toll of over 71,000 Palestinians killed in the war

Although Many International Experts Have Accepted the Health Ministry's Data as Reliable, and Even Conservative Relative to the True Death Toll, Israel Had Refused to Accept the Health Ministry's Coun...

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

my sourdough starter…. I’m not the only one who can see it right?

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

The phrase ‘fortified tower with non castle features’ keeps swirling round and round in my head

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

my plan for 2026 is to finish my novel, I’m currently 10 years into writing it, at 67,000 words and maybe only halfway through. how boned am I

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

read 52 books this year which was my target!

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

made a biriyani earlier, hope no one minds

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

just wanted to share a lovely picture of my dinner (spicy tomato and chickpea orzo)

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Anna Megill @annamegill.com · 07/11/2025

I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!

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jem🇵🇸 @jembo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

we dressed up as mark and helly for Halloween

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