ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026one interesting statistical trend i've noticed recently is that the way i spend my days is extremely similar to the way i spend my life 050
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026for as long as i've been alive, microsoft products have stopped working at a crucial time. even in our brave new world of AI it is reassuring to see a word document disappear or a powerpoint fail to save the night before a deadline. 000
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026you guys are gonna feel really dumb when ed sheeran replaces all these dud support acts with the only guy who remembers the beatles 070
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026BRITS: we are being invaded!!! however, the last invasion was rather good... 000
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026ME: yeah we do hot desking at my work GUY WHO THINKS HOT DESKING IS WHEN YOU SMOKE WEED AT YOUR DESK: sounds rad 020
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026how soon after 9/11 did the lord of the rings guys have a conversation about renaming the two towers film? the same day? the next weekly meeting? 010
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026a lot of music is coworker music to me. my coworkers have varied taste and rich inner lives 030
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026betting hard against AI doomerism is a no-brainer. best case scenario you seem calm and collected, worst case you experience the sweet release of death without missing out on anything fun 010
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026of course london has no go zones. if there were go zones people would spend all day passing them and collecting $200 and never go to work 010
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026german charli xcx fans be like: here's a truce and i gotta be honest im not a bat girl any more vink vink 000
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026like any normal person i have a mental list of small time digital media personalities i think i would have a good time hanging out with 100
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026the reason dog days are over is because they happen 7 times as fast as human days 011
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026OTHER MEDIEVAL PEASANTS: god has blacked out the sun! this is evidence of his divine power! ME AS A MEDIEVAL PEASANT: i can immediately deduce from this that the sun, earth and moon are all orbs rotating on an axis. furthermore, women should have equal rights 1110
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026two things you will not see later today: 1) 92% of the sun 2) me cutting about in a public park with a colander 130
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026must feel crazy as a dishwasher to get emptied out and immediately filled up again 050
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Polyphemus doing standup: Im on a Sea People diet. i see people, i eat them! 050
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026why is no one talking about this guy's connections with russian intelligence services 010
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026hey folks here's the story of all about how a complicated man got flipped turned upside down 010
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026GUARD 1: The greeks have tricked their way in and are sacking our sacred temple GUARD 2: No, How could they do this on today, (turns to camera) January 6th 010
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026the odyssey appeals to the timeless male fantasy of being an old guy no one takes seriously until it's too late for them 030
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026ODYSSEUS: if im gonna go past the women who make you so horny you kill yourself im not gonna not listen 000
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026(furry turning up at Circe's island) ahh i'd love some food? my true nature is a nasty little fox!! ha ha. dont turn me into one XD 000
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026the weirdest part of the odyssey is how it starts by requesting a Muse song 020
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026i bought this book thinking someone had experienced the same long running night terrors as me and was sorely disappointed 050
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026this has generated a lot of interest and discourse, so here's my pitch: a TV show are asked whether they'll lock in a fixed amount or risk a chance of much more or not at all. perhaps work in multiple choice trivia there as well 140
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026something very beautiful about how these centre left big dogs will read jager and tooze and then do nothing differently because that's what i do too every day 100
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026the other day i met a spanish guy who had drunk so much whisky he sounded scottish. he talked at me about aphex twin for like 15 uninterrupted minutes and i only clocked it when he mentioned seeing aphex twin back in spain. he's probably had the best week 020
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026in light of the appearance of the muppets at the half time show: dani elmo - is that anything? 000
Reposted by edRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026All worth it to hear Ian Wright say 'good to see Animal again' as if he's an old teammate of his 4591101
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026i have to say when they brought out the muppets, i was back on board for a moment. im a simple man 240
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026head of drama with his two favourite year 12s at the end of year show 021
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026pep as england manager for the euros?playing against klopp in the knockouts in england? im interested 000
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026keir starmer was going to spend his last day at work being the most special boy at the football. unlucky mate 151
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026i think we all knew deep down this was not going to be a golden summer for england. those vibes were never in reach and the football had to reflect that 000
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026why does everyone refer to him as "lily tomlin's son" when he is famous in his own right. he was in one direction ffs 010
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026narratively i think argentina winning this but losing in the final is the most satisfying. not sure about a tiki taka spain side winning right after everyone rediscovered set pieces and headers though. maybe england should win it all. much to consider... 010
Reposted by edDaniel Weissmann @danweiss.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The singular purpose of these proscriptions is to criminalise dissent of British foreign policy as terrorism support. 04316
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026just seen a bird rock up in our garden 6pm and get loads of worms. another lie we've been sold by liberals 0145
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 12/07/202610 years since england crashed out of a major tournament. important cultural heritage is being lost every day. 000
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 11/07/202632 year olds love to talk about the one big night out they go on once every two months 010
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026i am kind of desperate to know what harry kane and donald trump talked about. feels like potentially some of the world's weirdest small talk 191
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"pokemon go is 10 years old" is sickening information to me. i felt so old then 020
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026if you are a top level footballer you must be absolutely sick of the sight of anthony taylor. his bald head must haunt your dreams 110
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026it has never been more important to support belgium. in fact it has never been important to support belgium, but it is right now 020
ed @tedpen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026crazy energy on the last train out of paddington as pride, wimbledon and mumford and sons at hyde park combine 020
