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itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22h

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
who do they think they're gonna get with this
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's been a while since i did much modding in xiv but what i never quite understood is that whenever people would make base bibo upscales they would always use base bibo instead of bibo perky
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if bound notebooks/workbooks have no haters i'm dead
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you know i categorize normal end as lesbians but i think it's sadder if they're not. grieving a lost friendship is worse in some ways
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh they put out a new everscape mv that incorporates points from the main story oh ok that's cool ouch my bones
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wanikani leave your lights on at night
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
please let miki say fuck she's earned it
from the ramparts of ice:

miki [internally]: crap... this sucks... this is the crappiest crap that ever crapped
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what did houka even do wrong anyway
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♠️ghøst🤍 - VGen OPEN @i-am-your-ghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it is time!
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they look thrilled about that
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i think with enough training the seiyuu for dumb rock could probably play their own music but there is no such hope for millsage bc if a human being alive could play and sing narasu at the same time they would not be voice acting for bushiroad gacha games
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
imo we should be taking nice hot baths more often. achy? stressed? get in the wet it may not fix everything but it also won't hurt
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my god talarico might actually do it
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
K-Pax is in danger
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"there's no tiering in our notes and the primary focus is on the story" real bold move considering what we know about rhythm gacha fans' relationship with the written word
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hotaru's name is quite fitting as she looks like she's had the brightness cranked up on her specifically. character lighting 100%. white clothes on white hair on mom-doesn't-let-me-leave-the-house pale girl you look like a flashlight
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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mads 🐼 @smadseli.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Shocking! This girly game for girls actually appeals to everyone!” “this girlypop game for dumb silly girlies is topping the Steam charts!” “you know this girl game is good..the top review is a straight man saying even HE liked it 🤣🤣🤣” do you realize how you sound. I’m going to be under your bed.
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i like ikka dumb rock they're all so stupid it's like watching hello happy world all over again except the oldest one has negative charisma
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
normal end video out in 40 minutes and from the first teaser it looked like it was gonna be a scenery photography video but surprise surprise
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lower cover giving everyone else a good reason to say "why is nobody talking about nulut," something i have been saying for the past year completely unprompted in all manner of unrelated situations
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
millsage main story is like being kicked in the head nineteen times and just when you think the kicking is over a pipe bomb gets mailed to your house
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you turn on localized titles, which is an option in this game, the title becomes "lower," and having played the rest if the game i can absolutely be assured that the people who localized it have no idea it's not supposed to be called that and probably do not care
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that's how you know it's a nulut cover
screencap from the mv for millsage's cover of lower. it's just a bunch of chairs
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me too hotaru like girl you're both kids calm down
Natsume: How old are you?
Hotaru: Huh...? Oh, I'm fourteen.
Natsume: Hmph? Well, I'm sixteen.
Hotaru: ...?
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[lower expert our notes] anytime anywhere i am dogshit at this song and i think that's beautiful
live completion screen for lower expert difficulty in bang dream our notes. i did bad.
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think that if i played this game in japanese i could fully understand the story but oh my god the amount of Mechanics in this game is overwhelming even in my native language
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
of every possible way they could have listed this song i did not expect them to do it like that
ロウワー - millsage

Lyrics and Composer: Nuyuri
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my switch 1 controller that i acquired in march of 2020 and used sometimes occasionally but most often daily has finally bitten the dust 😭 on the bright side i will be replacing it with the clear blue 8bitdo controller. controller made for me specifically
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Ser Shotbuns, Lady Knight @shotbuns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know what, fuck you. All in existence bent to my will. *rotates you 90 degrees*
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 23/09/2026
Fellow bisexuals, we are being perceived today. Please put some extra points into stealth
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
goddamn wizard in the scene where you meet him he's like "i'm busy i must return to my work" and he's looking into a telescope in broad fucking daylight like how IS that going for ya bud
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hamilton, showing up at my house on the 10th day of the game: i want to teach you about the basics of farming me:
ron swanson (parks and rec): I know more than you.
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sorry like it is one thing to say "i don't like this ship bc i think these characters view each other as honorary siblings and wouldn't feel that way about each other" and another to be like "these two [canonically unrelated] characters are siblings and if you ship them you support incest"
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my wackiest hm theory that i firmly believe to be true is that chase was originally designed to be maya's brother but they needed to orient the cast around rival pairings so they were like. welp change of plans he has no parents now
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sue @akujikisue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ギドサン
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 22/09/2026
this is a real pin from a real company designed by a real person and I own it
strikegently.co
Strike Gently - Horse Pin
1.25 inchesHard enamel with gold platingDeluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA.
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lower no longer the most surprising cover in bandori our notes by like, an insane longshot
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lrt don't ask me about 3.x i'm not going to tell you
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guildenstern @guildenstern.etheirys.social · 21/09/2026
girls love to vaguely allude to a pivotal event in their oc's life and then never elaborate on it
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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
installed a texture pack for harvest moon animal parade that lets me be a green eyed redhead and like. the texture files are RIGHT there in the open. i could give angela freckles too. and warmer blush. why are her cheeks such a cool pink girlie should be sunburned
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Red, as in, Badfakename @badfakename.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A picture of a baby chicken, from below - beneath it, a textpost from wisteriafield reading “i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass”
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 31/01/2024
The best parenting advice I ever got was 1 day blinding stew
A sign stapled to a telephone pole. The text of the sign says:

How to "punish" my daughter?

My daughter is biting hair!

I'm a single father so I don't have the "maternal instinct".

CALLING ALL MOMS...

Best way to tell her this is not ok without being too harsh?

Please write the answer:

Feed her a stew that makes her blind
Feed her a stew that makes her go blind for 1 day
Stew that blinds her for a day
Feed her a type of stew that makes her blind for 1 day
1 Day Blinding Stew
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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