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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Miss Lindsey would’ve LOVED the Republican convention this year (also I didn’t use ai for this, because I didn’t want it to look like total shit)

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I probably *don’t* have cancer, but I’m definitely going to have to talk to my doctor about the way he delivers results of a preliminary test.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

So on Wednesday my doctor called and said my Cologuard test came back positive and I may have colorectal cancer. And it’ll be like 3 weeks before my referral for a colonoscopy goes through. So should be a fun rest of the summer. Just going on as usual until I find out if I do or do not have cancer

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Let’s close out Pride Month with another dumbfuck idea I had. Already added to my teepublic www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9504...

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This weekend I was set up at QCFrightCon and got to check something off my art bucket list…signing show posters for art I did! I’ve also got a copy I was going to donate to my job as a fundraiser, but since that’s thankfully over, I’ll be donating it for a fundraiser at a different charity!

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Quit my day job today. Going back to my part time job, but full time now. Got to tell my boss at the shelter off. It was amazing.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

My boss this morning: Can you email or write down in a notebook what you do each day? (She does half the social media posting that’s my job via ChatGPT). So I’ve decided that I’m going to be my petty self and engage in a little malicious compliance. Needless to say I’m going to be getting a new job

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Wearing my Cruising shirt that I drew to work at my Christian centered shelter job this morning then to my Target job later since they’ve killed their Pride collection

Me in my car before work wearing a shirt with the movie Cruising on it

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

also I’m telling my family and friend who I don’t want to know my business that Bluesky sucks so they don’t come here and hear about my shit.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Remember that scene in Buffy season 5 when she has the realization that the only way to save Dawn is to die and it’s just this mundane little moment? I just had one of those about having to quit my job this morning.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I haven’t been here much. Lots happened. I have a new man in my life. He’s cranky and doesn’t let me sleep. But I think I’ll keep him.

Me with my buff ginger cat, Jabba, laying on my chest

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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

So let’s recap. Need another surgery Tuesday. That’s $800 bucks plus $277 for new meds. Then my car payment, car and health insurance, rent, gas, groceries, other doctor bills, car registration and on top of that I OWE taxes this year, they’re no longer free to file, and my state is

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I really hate to have to do this, but haven’t slept well in a few days thinking about how to pay for my upcoming second surgery. Please share if you can. Anything helps. gofund.me/815d86c4e

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Ok should I sell my Haslab Razor Crest or my Merry Mushroom Canister set and cookie jar?

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country — every single one of them.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Watching Darkman for the first time since it came out

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

At this point it'd just be cheaper to die

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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

When life stresses me out to no end, I can always just wear a cool #GoldenGirls shirt. 💛 @teepublic.bsky.social @jefflassiter.bsky.social

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

If you’re seeing this, happy holidays

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Who wants to come be snowed in with me and help me pack for my show next weekend? Jk I need to be away from everyone today

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I may not remember why I walked into the kitchen, but I could do the choreography to the ‘Vogue’ video at the drop of a hat.

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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Birthday eve present to myself. A new tri-blend athletic fit shirt from @teepublic.bsky.social with my favorite original @jefflassiter.bsky.social #TheGoldenGirls design. 💛

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

How many family reunions can she go to before she runs out of cousins to marry?

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Today a guy at work who I assumed was straight gave me his number. I assumed it was because he was new in town looking for friends since we’re the same age and he’s from the east coast and I used to live there. Boy was I wrong…he wants to go on a date. Uhhhh

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

The United States is becoming Russia. It’s completely by design and party of the long game Putin has been playing. Incomes disparity is becoming out of control. The oligarchs control every branch of government. The poorest people and marginalized groups are suffering the consequences of the last

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Any cute guys into horror movies and Star Wars who don’t mind a fat boyfriend who likes his own space half the time?

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Not that I think we’ll ever have another presidential election, but if we did and a Democrat won, they should turn the ballroom into a big homeless shelter for undocumented immigrants

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Grimmla @grimmla.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

I just found out my grandmother passed away this morning. I'm still very much processing everything that's going on, but I could really use a little help affording a plane ticket to get back to them for the funeral (they live across the country if you have a few bucks to spare it would mean a lot

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 04/10/2025

None of it was in pursuit of justice, but all of it was in pursuit of social media videos.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

I have been up for almost 23 hours. I’ve had such a long, bad day I don’t know if I’d like to wake up tomorrow

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Two very limited prints I’ve done for The Massacre this Saturday at the Pickwick Theater in Park Ridge Illinois! Put them on Etsy as well in case anyone wants to preorder one. Limited to ten each and signed and numbered

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Why would the DOJ scrub the fact that right-wing extremism is the #1 domestic terror threat in America? Why not acknowledge and confront it? Also why haven't they released the Epstein Files? Also why did Ghislaine Maxwell get a sweetheart deal transfer? These problems won't go away.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Happy 40th anniversary to one of my all time favorite shows! The Golden Girls never gets old! I’ve done so many GG pieces, here are a few

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Just to be clear: Brian Kilmeade *did not* endorse euthanizing homeless people. He advocated MURDERING over 700,000 of them. And on a network that has been *beside itself* over the murder of just one man this week.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Sticker design. With or without hearts?

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I can’t manage to mentally get out of bed to do any of the things I want or have to do

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

If Kamala had been elected, Charlie Kirk would probably still be alive.

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