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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Miss Lindsey would’ve LOVED the Republican convention this year (also I didn’t use ai for this, because I didn’t want it to look like total shit)

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

And Ted Cruz will be on tv wearing a leash, crying that he was personally saved that day by the paragon of masculinity, Donald Trump.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Good. Stop using ai for everything.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I probably *don’t* have cancer, but I’m definitely going to have to talk to my doctor about the way he delivers results of a preliminary test.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Lupita, Mia, and Toni. All snubbed because horror.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

So on Wednesday my doctor called and said my Cologuard test came back positive and I may have colorectal cancer. And it’ll be like 3 weeks before my referral for a colonoscopy goes through. So should be a fun rest of the summer. Just going on as usual until I find out if I do or do not have cancer

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Let’s close out Pride Month with another dumbfuck idea I had. Already added to my teepublic www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9504...

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This weekend I was set up at QCFrightCon and got to check something off my art bucket list…signing show posters for art I did! I’ve also got a copy I was going to donate to my job as a fundraiser, but since that’s thankfully over, I’ll be donating it for a fundraiser at a different charity!

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Quit my day job today. Going back to my part time job, but full time now. Got to tell my boss at the shelter off. It was amazing.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

He’s to dumb to know what inflation even is

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Yeah I’m out of there as soon as humanly possible and will have so many stories to tell. May even escalate it to the state ag department

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

My boss this morning: Can you email or write down in a notebook what you do each day? (She does half the social media posting that’s my job via ChatGPT). So I’ve decided that I’m going to be my petty self and engage in a little malicious compliance. Needless to say I’m going to be getting a new job

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Wearing my Cruising shirt that I drew to work at my Christian centered shelter job this morning then to my Target job later since they’ve killed their Pride collection

Me in my car before work wearing a shirt with the movie Cruising on it

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

also I’m telling my family and friend who I don’t want to know my business that Bluesky sucks so they don’t come here and hear about my shit.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Remember that scene in Buffy season 5 when she has the realization that the only way to save Dawn is to die and it’s just this mundane little moment? I just had one of those about having to quit my job this morning.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Watching him get out of that chair gives me hope for him keeling over shortly after the midterms

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I haven’t been here much. Lots happened. I have a new man in my life. He’s cranky and doesn’t let me sleep. But I think I’ll keep him.

Me with my buff ginger cat, Jabba, laying on my chest

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Can attest. Even if I can’t smile.

Me, unsmiling, wearing my original Fango pride shirt.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

The end can’t come soon enough

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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Omg he’s such a kissass loser.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Actively filling daily bills to discriminate against me. Embarrassingly tried a gofundme that’s not even been looked at but the MAGA attic lady from threads is making bank. Etsy sales are nonexistent and my market got postponed again. Why should I bother at this point?

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

So let’s recap. Need another surgery Tuesday. That’s $800 bucks plus $277 for new meds. Then my car payment, car and health insurance, rent, gas, groceries, other doctor bills, car registration and on top of that I OWE taxes this year, they’re no longer free to file, and my state is

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Lindsey Graham is only capable of achieving an erection if the United States is at war

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I really hate to have to do this, but haven’t slept well in a few days thinking about how to pay for my upcoming second surgery. Please share if you can. Anything helps. gofund.me/815d86c4e

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Ok should I sell my Haslab Razor Crest or my Merry Mushroom Canister set and cookie jar?

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Heading to see it at noon. Wish we had a place to see it in 70mm, but didn’t even think we’d get it here! Good I miss living in Chicago

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country — every single one of them.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Watching Darkman for the first time since it came out

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

This should be a chant at all the protests

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

She lacks the warmth or the depth

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

At this point it'd just be cheaper to die

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

He should’ve resigned instead of making it everyone else’s problem. Fuck him.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Oh I was talking about his views on government at the time I met him. It’s been years. And honestly I could shit a better president after a well off Taco Bell. We all could!

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

While I don’t get in on most of his conspiracies, I’ve met him and he’s a pretty smart guy.

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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

When life stresses me out to no end, I can always just wear a cool #GoldenGirls shirt. 💛 @teepublic.bsky.social @jefflassiter.bsky.social

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

If you’re seeing this, happy holidays

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Who wants to come be snowed in with me and help me pack for my show next weekend? Jk I need to be away from everyone today

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Before I read-grifting off her less intelligent constituents? That’s what seems to be her greatest strength

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